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Funny story: "Prezzers always good for a prezzer," claims London Mechanic

"Prezzers always good for a prezzer," claims London Mechanic

Folk hero and Sporting legend John Prescott was today praised for his charity work by Kilburn based Car mechanic Les Mitchell.

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Funny story: Forgotten City To Be Officially Forgotten

Forgotten City To Be Officially Forgotten

The sunken 'Forgotten City' of Hull in East Yorkshire, so-called because of the lack of government assistance it received in the wake of the recent flooding, is to be 'officially forgotten' according to an announcement from Downing Street this mornin…

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Funny story: Prezza almost became Prime Minister

Prezza almost became Prime Minister

Labour spin doctor Alistair Campbell, revealed in an autobiography how Prime Minister Tony Blair almost resigned because of the Iraq War.

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Funny story: Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Local Government Minster, and all round bint, Ruth Kelly has reacted to accusations that her Home Information Pack regulations are confusing and unworkable.

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Funny story: Prescott "Helped Himself"

Prescott "Helped Himself"

The Cabinet whip-round for Prime Minister Tony Blair's leaving present has led to accusations of pilfering being levelled against Deputy Prime Minister and womaniser John Prescott.

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Funny story: Prescott Named Fattest

Prescott Named Fattest

Today, it was announced that deputy PM and happy shopper lard spokesman John Prescott was named "World's Fattest Northerner", beating Cyril Smith, Chubby Brown and a capsized blue whale found near Barnsley.

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Funny story: Amorous Bulldog

Amorous Bulldog

12 June 2007 John Prescott Office of the Deputy Prime Minister 26 Whitehall London SW1A 2WH England D...

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Funny story: Prescott Severs Deal with Burger King

Prescott Severs Deal with Burger King

Hull, UK - 19/06/07. Burger King shares plummetted today with the news that John Prescott had cancelled the long-standing contract to supply food to Prescott Manor.

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Funny story: John Prescott Centre Stage

John Prescott Centre Stage

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott is retiring from politics to take up a new career on stage.

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Funny story: John Prescott Diagnosed With Pneumonia

John Prescott Diagnosed With Pneumonia

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has been placed in a hospital high-dependency ward after it had been diagnosed he is suffering from pneumonia.

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Funny story: Prescott suffering from paranoia

Prescott suffering from paranoia

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): UK Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott is suffering from paranoia and will remain hospitalised for the forseeable future according to a statement from his orifice. The 69-year-old has been moved to a high-dependency delusi...

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Funny story: Prescott Admitted to Hospital as Japan Intensifies Whaling Threat

Prescott Admitted to Hospital as Japan Intensifies Whaling Threat

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott has been admitted to hospital with a suspected infection caused by a harpoon wound after negotiations with Japan broke down today.

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Funny story: Lord Levy under sedition as pregnant former Prescott secretary executed in Battersea flat

Lord Levy under sedition as pregnant former Prescott secretary executed in Battersea flat

South London - (Ass Mess): Cash-for-honors top mobster Lord Levy is understood to be under heavy sedition tonight following UK news coverage that a former secretary working for Deputy Prime Monster John Prescott was executed with two bullets to the s...

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Funny story: Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

Prescott/Vorderman Sex Tape May Lead to 'Prezzergasms'

In an amazing scenario dreamed up by employment experts, Britain could be on the verge of complete meltdown should a Prezzer/Vorderman sex tape be accidentally released by John Prescott's Department of Trousers. It has been suggested that if this...

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Funny story: Prescott and Reid in Scuffle: More bad news for the government.

Prescott and Reid in Scuffle: More bad news for the government.

Deputy Prime Minister and ladies man John Prescott is to have a fight with Sycophantic Home Secretary John Reid this afternoon at half past three.

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Funny story: Prescott Scoffed My Darling Katie Claims Distraught Mum

Prescott Scoffed My Darling Katie Claims Distraught Mum

Tonight Deputy Prime Minister, John Prescott, is in police custody accused of eating the daughter of one of his constituents.

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Funny story: Two-Jags in Shock U-Turn

Two-Jags in Shock U-Turn

"Britain is going down the nick under Tony Blair's regime" says portly politician John Prescott.

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