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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says The Solution To The Syrian Situation Is Easy - Just Make Syria Our 51st State

Senator John McCain Says The Solution To The Syrian Situation Is Easy - Just Make Syria Our 51st State

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain [R-Arizona] has been accused of many things, but not being opinionated is definitely not one of them. The man who ran for president in 2008, and lost due to his running mate Sarah "Snowballs" Palin being a lo...

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Funny story: John Boehner Signs John McCain into Sundog Alzheimer's Center

John Boehner Signs John McCain into Sundog Alzheimer's Center

APALACHICOLA, Fla. - House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) today signed into a long-term Alzheimer's center long-established Arizona Senator John McCain. When asked why he did it, the terse and taciturn Boehner quipped, "It was a Republican thing to do.

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Funny story: Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham Seen Hunting Wacko Birds in Washington

Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham Seen Hunting Wacko Birds in Washington

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham were seen today hunting Wacko Birds in Washington, D. C., in an attempt, McCain explained, to rid the Republican Party of all the extremist kooks bubbling up from the Tea Party faction of the...

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Funny story: The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

The GOP Wants Sarah Palin To Stay The Hell Out Of The Lower 48!

CHICAGO - Political Salad Bar Magazine is reporting that members of the Republican Party have just about had their fill of Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. A GOP spokesperson identified as Sylvester "Kitty Kat" Katminovich, 68, stated that recent polls sh...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

Sarah Palin Admits She Hates Not Being In The National Spotlight

WASILLA, Alaska - There is probably no one more depressed in the United States than the former governor or Alaska, Sarah "Snowflake" Palin. According to her husband Todd, Sarah has been so despondent ever since she was fired from her cush job at F...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss

Sarah Palin Reveals 3 Things That She Will Not Discuss

WASILLA, Alaska - Todd Palin has stated that his wife Sarah has been so depressed lately that she hasn't even shot a moose, caribou, or reindeer in over four days. Todd said that it is unlike his manly wife not to go out and get in a state-owned h...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings

Sarah Palin Says The Anorexic Rumors Are Nothing But Reindeer Droppings

WASILLA, Alaska - It is no secret that Sarah Palin feels like no one in the Lower 48 cares about her anymore. And according to recent polls the Moose Mama is absolutely right. Even her fellow Republican cronies and cohorts at FOX News made that ab...

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Funny story: Senators McCain & Graham caught in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck!

Senators McCain & Graham caught in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck!

In a report that is being vehemently denied by the offices of Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graham, Politico is reporting that the two senators were seen by a maid in a local DC hotel room engaged in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck of cart...

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Funny story: Senators McCain & Graham caught in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck!

Senators McCain & Graham caught in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck!

In a report that is being vehemently denied by the offices of Senator John McCain and Senator Lindsey Graham, Politico is reporting that the two senators were seen by a maid in a local DC hotel room engaged in a Ménage à Trois with Daffy Duck of cart...

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Funny story: McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

McCain rips Obama for not bailing out Twinkies!

WASHINGTON, DC (ABSNN) - Arizona Senator John McCain ripped President Barack Obama's failure to offer a bail out to Twinkie producer Hostess Brands this afternoon. Speaking before the US Senate, McCain called Obama a "heartless, Godless un-Amer...

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Funny story: President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

President Obama will be 'more white' if re-elected

WASHINGTON - As America goes to the polls today a leading image consultant says the President Barack Obama will become more white if re-elected to the White House. Obama is slightly ahead of Republican Mitt Romney in most polls and is expected to...

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Funny story: Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything

Guy Who Picked Sarah Palin for VP Wishes He Did Not Say "Train Wreck" to Describe Anything

Mere seconds after telling reporters yesterday in Cernobbio, Italy that President Obama's Iran policy was a "train wreck," failed 2008 Presidential candidate John McCain who selected Sarah Palin to be his VP running mate regretted using the term.

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Funny story: Local man 'could have sworn' John McCain was president

Local man 'could have sworn' John McCain was president

While watching the Democratic National Convention yesterday, local resident Artye McDaniels, 103, was confused to find that Barack Obama is the president of the United States. "Obama is president, ya say?" A perplexed McDaniels said. "That can't...

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Funny story: GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

GOP Convention Run For New Malarkey "Not Fact-Checkers"

In keeping with high standards of intellectual guidance and decent politics for a global party, GOP representatives have wound up their convention with leaps and bounds upward in a new official language, quickly becoming known as New Malarkey And Ass...

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Funny story: A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

A List of 10 of Sarah Palin's Top Geographical Boo-Boo's

Sarah Palin was a relatively unknown politician until Senator John McCain picked her to be his vice-presidential choice on the 2008 GOP presidential ticket. And after "Snowflake" Palin and "Comb Over" McCain were soundly beaten in the presidential election the "Loose Moose" from Wasilla, Alaska, has tried her best to stay in the political spotlight. The "White Wilderness Woman" with a dozen...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney Blames His Decline In Popularity With Women Voters On Rush Limbaugh

Mitt Romney Blames His Decline In Popularity With Women Voters On Rush Limbaugh

PHOENIX - Mitt Romney traveled to Arizona to meet with his old friend John McCain and ask him for some political pointers. The two men met in one of the seven mansions owned by John McCain's wife Cindy. Romney asked McCain what is the best advi...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

Sarah Palin Says She Wants To One Day Run For President But Reveals The Reason Why She Can't

WASILLA, Alaska - Sarah Palin has written a book in which she talks about her future presidential aspirations. The book is titled How My Lack of Geographical Knowledge Sunk My Friggin Political Halibut Boat All To Hell. Palin co-authored the bo...

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