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Funny story: John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

John Kerry Flip-Flops Again

Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.

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Funny story: Andrew Meyer causes U.S. Attorney General nominee, Michael B. Mukasey, to replace all U.S. Attorneys with Blackwater security forces

Andrew Meyer causes U.S. Attorney General nominee, Michael B. Mukasey, to replace all U.S. Attorneys with Blackwater security forces

Washington, D.C. - With Andrew Meyer, a Florida University student, being tasered for asking too many questions about election outcomes at a public Democratic Presidential rally. Movie stars being bleeped on award shows for commenting on the Iraqi wa...

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Funny story: John Kerry a Casualty of Britney Spears Taser Accident

John Kerry a Casualty of Britney Spears Taser Accident

18 Sep 07, GAINESVILLE, FL, USNA-- Senator and presidential candidate John Fitzgerald Heinz-Kerry, Demon from Taxachusetts, was critically wounded during a University of Florida debate last afternoon, at which Britney Spears, in part-time employment...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Receives More Political Endorsements

Ron Paul Receives More Political Endorsements

Republican Candidate for the U.S. Presidency Ron Paul received several more endorsements today from various political and non political groups. Paul is running on the Republican ticket and is currently a member of the House of Representatives in his...

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Funny story: John Kerry Wants French Toast

John Kerry Wants French Toast

John Kerry spoke out on Iraq today, calling for a "French Toast strategic endeavor." Kerry's announcement was in response to the Bush Waffle strategy...

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Funny story: Invisible Man Identified

Invisible Man Identified

KEGINBUMPORT, MAINE (IP) - News trickling out of this usually quiet waterfront coomunity indicates that the invisible man has been found and identified. He is none other than John Kerry who disappeared after he rolled over and played dead after the...

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Funny story: Kerry White House 2008 decision amid cancer return fears

Kerry White House 2008 decision amid cancer return fears

Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Democrats' 2004 White House contender John Kerry fears that if his former prostate cancer returns he may have no choice but to declare himself a contender for the 2008 White House presidential election.

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Funny story: George Bush Out smarted by a fifth grader

George Bush Out smarted by a fifth grader

WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush was making one of his usual trips to schools last week. This time, the school was John Milner Elementary school in Piqua, Idaho. He spent most of his day with Mrs. Ueter's kindergarten class...

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Funny story: Democrats to Build Commune

Democrats to Build Commune

Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.

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Funny story: Ed-E-torial Number 7: Kim Jong Il-in, John Kerry Tries Again & Superheroes for the New Millennium

Ed-E-torial Number 7: Kim Jong Il-in, John Kerry Tries Again & Superheroes for the New Millennium

It's Ed-E-torial #7. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce Pete the Superhero."...

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Funny story: Kerry Says He is a "Secret Republican" Helping "Fellow Bonesman" Bush

Kerry Says He is a "Secret Republican" Helping "Fellow Bonesman" Bush

WASHINGTON (AP)-- Democratic Senator John Kerry revealed on Wednesday that he is in fact a "secret Republican" who has been helping further President George Bush for years.

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Funny story: John Kerry Bites off Tongue while Attacking Bush

John Kerry Bites off Tongue while Attacking Bush

In an unprecedented speech yesterday, John Kerry implied that low achievers in college would wind up personally fighting Bin Laden and Laden's insurgents in Iraq. Kerry today again lost his composure (blew his lid) in a live speech, lashing out a...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Punches John Kerry Good and Solid, charges filed

Bill O'Reilly Punches John Kerry Good and Solid, charges filed

BOSTON - Bill O'Reilly, host of FOX's The O'Reilly Factor "lost his temper" yesterday after Senator John Kerry pointed out that O'Reilly himself was a "2 bit low-life pimp", words which O'Reilly apparently did-...

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Funny story: Bush appoints Kerry Vice President

Bush appoints Kerry Vice President

United States President George W Bush today appointed Senator John Kerry Vice President.

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Funny story: Bush retires from race -- announces intention to become King of Hawai'i

Bush retires from race -- announces intention to become King of Hawai'i

Crawford, TX: Tuesday (Rooters) In a shock announcement today, Republican Presidential contender George W. Bush announced his withdrawal from the election, leaving the Presidency effectively to John Kerry, the Democratic candidate. A Bush camp...

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Funny story: God Wins Out After Final TV Debate

God Wins Out After Final TV Debate

After the triple head-to-head debates between US President George W Bush and his Democrat rival John Kerry, there was only one clear winner… God.

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Funny story: Bush's Battle Of The Bulge

Bush's Battle Of The Bulge

A boxy bulge at the back of the suit coat of President George W. Bush, during the first debate with Senator John Kerry, has led to widespread speculation that he was wired to receive help with his answers. Sources close to the administration have now...

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