Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
Washington, D.C. - With Andrew Meyer, a Florida University student, being tasered for asking too many questions about election outcomes at a public Democratic Presidential rally. Movie stars being bleeped on award shows for commenting on the Iraqi wa...
18 Sep 07, GAINESVILLE, FL, USNA-- Senator and presidential candidate John Fitzgerald Heinz-Kerry, Demon from Taxachusetts, was critically wounded during a University of Florida debate last afternoon, at which Britney Spears, in part-time employment...
Republican Candidate for the U.S. Presidency Ron Paul received several more endorsements today from various political and non political groups. Paul is running on the Republican ticket and is currently a member of the House of Representatives in his...
John Kerry spoke out on Iraq today, calling for a "French Toast strategic endeavor." Kerry's announcement was in response to the Bush Waffle strategy...
KEGINBUMPORT, MAINE (IP) - News trickling out of this usually quiet waterfront coomunity indicates that the invisible man has been found and identified. He is none other than John Kerry who disappeared after he rolled over and played dead after the...
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Democrats' 2004 White House contender John Kerry fears that if his former prostate cancer returns he may have no choice but to declare himself a contender for the 2008 White House presidential election.
WASHINGTON- President George W. Bush was making one of his usual trips to schools last week. This time, the school was John Milner Elementary school in Piqua, Idaho. He spent most of his day with Mrs. Ueter's kindergarten class...
Key Democrats have announced plans to build a Commune on the Great Mall in Washington D.C.
It's Ed-E-torial #7. Or as we like to call it: "The one where we introduce Pete the Superhero."...
WASHINGTON (AP)-- Democratic Senator John Kerry revealed on Wednesday that he is in fact a "secret Republican" who has been helping further President George Bush for years.
In an unprecedented speech yesterday, John Kerry implied that low achievers in college would wind up personally fighting Bin Laden and Laden's insurgents in Iraq. Kerry today again lost his composure (blew his lid) in a live speech, lashing out a...
BOSTON - Bill O'Reilly, host of FOX's The O'Reilly Factor "lost his temper" yesterday after Senator John Kerry pointed out that O'Reilly himself was a "2 bit low-life pimp", words which O'Reilly apparently did-...
United States President George W Bush today appointed Senator John Kerry Vice President.
Crawford, TX: Tuesday (Rooters) In a shock announcement today, Republican Presidential contender George W. Bush announced his withdrawal from the election, leaving the Presidency effectively to John Kerry, the Democratic candidate. A Bush camp...
After the triple head-to-head debates between US President George W Bush and his Democrat rival John Kerry, there was only one clear winner… God.
A boxy bulge at the back of the suit coat of President George W. Bush, during the first debate with Senator John Kerry, has led to widespread speculation that he was wired to receive help with his answers. Sources close to the administration have now...
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