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Funny story: Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

Political Candidates Sue For Equal Time

During a political campaign, television and other forms of media must legally make sure that they offer the opportunity for equal time to all viable candidates. In light of that low, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee, Hillary Clinton, and Bara...

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Funny story: With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

With Richardson out of Race, Candidates Court Hispanic Vote

New Mexico Governor and former U.N Ambassador and Energy Secretary Bill Richardson has withdrawn his name from the Presidential race. The Democrat was the only prominent candidate from either party that had a Hispanic background. Now, others seekin...

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Funny story: Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Hot Air Balloon Powered by Campaign Promises

Concord, New Hampshire (IPP) - A hot air balloon enthusiast has successfully filled a hot air balloon by playing a cassette recording of the presidential candidates speeches into the opening of a hot air balloon. Some campaign promises were more e...

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Funny story: A Special Christmas Present for John Edwards

A Special Christmas Present for John Edwards

CHAPEL HILL, NORTH CAROLINA - Rielle Hunter is planning to give presidential hopeful John Edwards a special gift this Christmas. Miss Hunter, a former Edwards campaign worker, said, "John and I shopped together for this gift about six m...

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Funny story: Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

Presidential Candidates Keeping Fit on the Campaign Trail

IOWA - Tough guy Dennis Kucinich competes every Friday night in local kickboxing matches. "I use my yoga martial arts training to beat the snot out of my opponent." His...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Super Bowl Predictions Issued By Political Candidates

Political candidates for the office of The President of The United States from both parties issued their predictions on which teams would go to the Super Bowl today. While some admitted to not being the greatest of sports fans, all were eager to sup...

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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

Iowa Farmer Vital to US Politics

HORTON, IOWA - After 28 years of farming corn, Walter Hosch announced this week that he's all done planting corn. "Over the years, I've made a fair living from growing and selling corn. A lot of my neighbors think that, with the rising d...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.

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Funny story: Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

Latest Quantum Cat Facelift Leaves Hillaries Face in a Permanent Fake Smile!

New York, NY - Hillary Clinton flew back from Little Rock Arkansas where she received a face lift. Senator Clinton is said to be very happy with the face lift, except she can no longer close her lips over her teeth, creating the impression that she i...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Vanessa Hudgens a "poster-child" for Disney corruption?

Washington DC - (Ass Mess & ReUterus): The DC mud-slinging between John Edwards' 2008 presidential campaign staff and Hillary Clinton haemorraghed into showbiz today with detractors of High School Musical's Vanessa Hudgens slamming h...

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Funny story: Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

Democrat - Clinton - Obama - Edwards ticket announce plan to fight terrorism

PRBS Newswire - In what appears to be a true breakthrough for Presidential politics, the Clinton - Obama - Edwards 2008 Presidential Team announced an actual plan to combat terrorism today, more than 6 months ahead of the primaries.

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Funny story: John Edwards Wants Us To Give Up Our SUV's

John Edwards Wants Us To Give Up Our SUV's

(Washington) - John Edwards, Democratic Senator, presidential hopeful and rich idiot, today said that the U.S. was the worst polluter and called for Americans to give up their SUV's.

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Funny story: SUV-owning Americans tell Edwards "get stuffed"

SUV-owning Americans tell Edwards "get stuffed"

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): American voters told Democratic presidential hopeful John Edwards that they'll give up their SUVs the day he gives up his gargantuan White House ego-drive.

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Funny story: Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Obama Makes Another Speech Blunder That Echoes Party's Current Woes

Two weeks ago, he wanted to sit down for tea with his country's enemies. Last week, he was willing to go in and bomb their friends and allies. In his latest example of foot in mouth disease, Illinois freshman Senator and Democratic Presidential...

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Funny story: Conspiracy against Gravel, Kucinich uncovered

Conspiracy against Gravel, Kucinich uncovered

In what is being called the most surprising, infuriating, and exciting news story yet concerning the 2008 US presidential election, a conspiracy has been uncovered which was intended to target democratic presidential candidates Mike Gravel and Dennis...

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Funny story: John Edwards Wins Lottery

John Edwards Wins Lottery

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards announced Friday that he won the Cayman Islands lottery, with a prized reported at $27 million. Edwards indicated he would take the lump sum cash payment of $12 million, and use a substa...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Gets Haircut

Barack Obama Gets Haircut

Barack Obama, a leading Democratic candidate for the 2008 presidential election, got a haircut today in Manchester, New Hampshire today.

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