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Funny story: Twitter Birdies Plan D. C. Flyover for Inauguration Day

Twitter Birdies Plan D. C. Flyover for Inauguration Day

Monday, January 21, will be a very special day for Twitter birdies in the U.S. Many of them have told management that they are taking the day off to participate in the public inauguration of President Barack Obama in Wash., D. C. A patriotic "fly...

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Funny story: New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

New iPhone App Makes Congress More Responsive

Washington DC - Americans may soon be using their smart phones to force the Federal government to be more sensitive to their needs and opinions. The new, higher level of democracy comes thanks to a recently introduced iPhone app, called Voter A...

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Funny story: Quentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff

Quentin Tarantino's The Fiscal Cliff

Quentin Tarantino here, motherfuckers. Some people are saying my new movie Django Unchained takes a superficial view of history. They say my movies are about nothing, they're just a bunch of scenes I've recreated from older movies no one's ever heard of. You want to see a movie about something? You want social significance? My new movie is torn straight from the headlines. It makes St...

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Funny story: Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Mt. Rushmore Mistaken for the Fiscal Cliff; Lincoln Loses Face

Keystone, South Dakota - The Mount Rushmore National Memorial was severely damaged last night by a missile fired by a US military drone. The attack apparently was commissioned by Congress in what is now being called "a clerical error." "Our bad,"...

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Funny story: Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Speaker John Boehner on the Fiscal Cliff: "Everything's on the Table Except My Benefits"

Washington - During a Thanksgiving message to the nation, John Boener (R), Speaker of the House, revealed that he was absolutely and unswerving committed to avoiding the impending fiscal cliff at all cost. The Speaker promised to sit down in t...

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Funny story: Republicans Experience A Religious Epiphany After Obama Is Elected- "God Wants Us To Work With Brother Obama!"

Republicans Experience A Religious Epiphany After Obama Is Elected- "God Wants Us To Work With Brother Obama!"

Republicans have been almost unanimous in quoting that a Divine inspiration has descended upon them. Apparently this heavenly apparition was bestowed upon their golden leader, John Boehner. Mr. Boehner, his eyes glowing with enlightened envisionm...

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Funny story: Tea Party Raptured, Republican Leadership Converts from Christianity

Tea Party Raptured, Republican Leadership Converts from Christianity

Every member of the Tea Party, Tea Party Patriots, National Tea Party Federation, and Nationwide Tea Part Coalition has disappeared without a trace. Incidentally, sources in the Horn of Africa have reported the inexplicable appearance of several m...

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Funny story: Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno

Howard Stern Criticizes Jay Leno

NEW YORK CITY - The non-shy Howard Stern, one of the judges on America's Got Talent has done it again. Stern, who loves insulting people, just took some shots at Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Howard "The Mouth" as Speaker of The House John Boehne...

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Funny story: Washington Bails Out Facebook with a Cash Takeover

Washington Bails Out Facebook with a Cash Takeover

Washington DC - In a rare bipartisan action, President Obama has joined with Congress to purchase Internet social media giant Facebook for an undisclosed sum. "If you have to ask how much, you can't afford it," Obama joked with reporters. "But ser...

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Funny story: Spinal Breakthrough Helps GOP

Spinal Breakthrough Helps GOP

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) will be going through an experimental surgery next week. The procedure, developed by Dr. Spina Bifida, will implant a cybernetic spine into the Speaker of The House. The procedure is expected to last 5 hours and w...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Controversy: National Anthem Will Be Replaced with a Dodge Ad

Super Bowl Controversy: National Anthem Will Be Replaced with a Dodge Ad

Indianapolis -- Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks. "At $7 million a minut...

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Funny story: Political Facebook - Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, & John Boehner

Political Facebook - Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, & John Boehner

Political Facebook Ron Paul: Okay Mitt, so when are you and Captain Kangaroo Gingrich gonna come on down to Texas and take me up on my offer of that 25-mile bike ride? 9:03 a.m. Mitt Romney: Ron, I have no plans of doing such a thing. And besides I do not even own a bike. 9:07 a.m. Ron Paul: That's not a problem Mitty old boy. You can use my wife's bike. It's pink but hell, I'm pretty...

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Funny story: Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Bad Romance: So What's the Skinny?

Given the assignment to write about the subject of Bad Romance, spoof reporter Gail Farrelly grabbed her trusty tape recorder and set out to collect the opinions of a number of experts in the field. A meticulous researcher, Farrelly went to the ends of the earth and beyond to get the whole scoop. Here are her findings -- expressed in direct quotes from the interviewees, who were asked: What...

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Funny story: Ten Comments from Experts about the Possible Ending of the World in 2012

Ten Comments from Experts about the Possible Ending of the World in 2012

What's the skinny on this scary prediction? Here's a sampling of comments: Martha Stewart: "Be prepared. Pack yourself some nice take-out meals that travel REALLY well." Queen Elizabeth II: "I'm not leaving without my tiara, my royal robes, and my purse." Entrepreneur Donald Trump: "I STILL may run for president." Twitter executive: "Send some good-bye tweets, but remembe...

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Funny story: Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

Illuminati to Boehner - "Don't Be a Flaming Suck-Up"

WASHINGTON, DC - Since George Soros "publicly" took ownership of the US Government in January 2009, organizations such as the Trilateral Commission, Illuminati, and the Bilderberg group have practically flaunted their diabolical manipulation of human...

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Funny story: Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Real Reason US House and Senate Disagreed Over Extending the Payroll Tax Holiday

Washington DC: A temporary extension of the payroll tax holiday was signed into law by President Obama such that the 2012 paychecks of working Americans wouldn't change for two-months, while Congress hammers out a one year extension. The media ha...

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Funny story: John Boehner Kills 'Share Christmas With Your Senator'

John Boehner Kills 'Share Christmas With Your Senator'

Washington DC - A program that would have allowed United States Senators to join in the Christmas celebrations of their constituents has been voted down by the House of Representatives. "We're giving a big 'bah humbug' to that idea," said House Sp...

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