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Funny story: Pope Confirms Holocaust Happened 'Cos He Was There!

Pope Confirms Holocaust Happened 'Cos He Was There!

Pope Benedict XVI has spoken to thousands of people at the Yad Vashem Holocaust Memorial in Jerusalem, and has confirmed that the Holocaust did indeed happen. The pontiff pontificated on the subject, and said that, contrary to what some people bel...

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Funny story: Jews And Muslims Make Peace - "We were right about them pigs" They Agree

Jews And Muslims Make Peace - "We were right about them pigs" They Agree

Despite it already being too late to save mankind for the "12 Monkeys" type virus that will wipe out man, apart from Bruce Willis, Jews and Muslims are throwing their skull caps and turbans into the air and chanting a big "We Told You So" to the rest...

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Funny story: Christian priest and Jewish rabbi caught having sex

Christian priest and Jewish rabbi caught having sex

A Christian priest and a Jewish rabbi we caught having sex inside a church. Both claimed that they had taken a vow of celibacy however Satan led them astray. They were actually having a debate on religion when both had a strong sexual urges findi...

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Funny story: Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Plot Revealed of The Lost Symbol, Sequel to The Da Vinci Code

Dan Brown's newest novel, The Lost Symbol, will not be released to the public until September. It is expected to have "Harry Potter like numbers" for the initial release and publishers have ordered more than ten million copies to be printed for this...

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Funny story: Bnai B'rith Protests Anti Semitic Jew Jew Beads

Bnai B'rith Protests Anti Semitic Jew Jew Beads

Candymaker, Florida Olde Farts has made a killing for decades with their Jujube beads. The hard as rock near tasteless candy for some unknown reason is a movie theater treat that can't be beat. Film buffs have been gnawing, chewing and jawing on thes...

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Funny story: Joseph Mengele Diaries Found in South America

Joseph Mengele Diaries Found in South America

The secret diaries and notebooks of Nazi Doctor Joseph Mengele have been discovered in the library collection of a Catholic Church in Buenos Aires, Argentina. Mengele, known as the Doctor of Death, was responsible for experimentation on Jews in the...

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Funny story: Santa Claus jailed for discrimination against Jews , but cleared of War Crimes

Santa Claus jailed for discrimination against Jews , but cleared of War Crimes

The Hague, Belgium: One of the centuries biggest and most sensational political trails came to a conclusion Tuesday when North Pole resident Santa Claus was found guilty of discrimination against people of the Jewish religion. It had been allege...

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Funny story: Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Happy Hannukmass Chrismakah

Jewish groups are alternately outraged and amused by an invitation issued by the White House for a Hanukkah reception: the printed card features a painting of the White House Christmas tree being delivered as the President and Laura kiss under the mi...

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Funny story: Mormons Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door

Mormons Knock, Knock, Knockin' on Heaven's Door

Immersion, Utah - The LDS church has gotten itself into hot water with Jewish Holocaust survivors and advocates over its controversial practice of Mormon proxy baptisms for the dead. Mormon's believe that no one can enter heaven's gates without fi...

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Funny story: Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Revelation!

Rogue Rabbi Rick Rickstein recently revealed reservations regarding one of the central beliefs of his religion. Rickstein, long time friend of Mel Brooks, admitted that "We could have been a bit hasty about the whole Jesus thing" Acknowledging tha...

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Funny story: Rabbi Threatened Over Chicken Ritual

Rabbi Threatened Over Chicken Ritual

A New York City rabbi has demanded police protection after receiving threatening emails from PETA (People for Elevated Touting of Animals) after the yearly ritual slaughter of chickens before Yom Kippur, in atonement for all of New York's recent horr...

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Funny story: Hillary Kicks off 2012 Campaign, Alienates Jewish Support for Obama!

Hillary Kicks off 2012 Campaign, Alienates Jewish Support for Obama!

NY/NY The New York Times - Never missing the opportunity to take advantage of a partisan news event, the defeated Presidential Democrat candidate ironically bowed out of a planned demonstration at the UN, calling the event "TOO partisan." The decis...

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Funny story: Judasism In Football - New Case

Judasism In Football - New Case

A new case of Judasism has appeared in the world of football, much to the delight of the supporters of Turkish side Galatasary. Mr Harry Kewell a former player of Leeds United during their glory days, which now seem so long,long ago, has joined Ista...

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Funny story: Hundreds of Hard Working Kosher Rabbis Arrested In Iowa!

Hundreds of Hard Working Kosher Rabbis Arrested In Iowa!

The universal opinion of US government employees is that they basically do very little for a lot of money. Federal Immigration Dept executives are no exception.

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Funny story: Nazi fined by local council for killing 6 million jews

Nazi fined by local council for killing 6 million jews

The leader of the National Socialist Party of Germany has been fined and now faces the possibility of a criminal record - for killing 6 million jews in concentration camps.

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Funny story: Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

Holocaust train draws guilt-ridden German hypocrites in droves

A train exhibition commemorating the thousands of children murdered by Germans and Poles during WWII is spending a leisurely second day in predominantly gentile post-war Berlin.

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Funny story: Gay people expect discrimination; Jews expect a discount

Gay people expect discrimination; Jews expect a discount

A new survey released today has found that gay, bisexual and lesbian people think that everyone from ice cream vendors to Santa Claus treats them less favourably because of their sexuality.

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