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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

The Dallas Cowboys To Sign Olympic Champion Usain Bolt, The Fastest Man In The World

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones is so happy he was actually seen doing somersaults by several members of his Cowboy Stadium cleaning staff. Jones, who eats, sleeps, and drinks Cowboy blue spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says He Would Love To See Tim Tebow In A Cowboys Uniform

DENVER - Well now that all of the carnival-like antics and circus atmosphere of The Peyton Manning Free-For-All Fracas Show is over and he has signed with the Denver Broncos the lingering question is now, "What will become of Denver quarterback sensa...

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Funny story: The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

The New York Giants Eliminate The Dallas Cowboys From The NFL Playoffs - Jerry Jones Blames It On The Jessica Simpson Voodoo Curse

NEW YORK CITY - Eli Manning and his New York Giants defeated the Dallas Cowboys 31 to 14 dashing the Cowboys hopes of making it to the NFL playoffs once again. And the defeat left many of the Dallas fans shaking their collective heads and wonderin...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

The Dallas Cowboys Lose Another Game After The Kicker Is Iced - It's Got To Be A Friggin Curse!

DALLAS - Perhaps Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones can use his influence with the rest of the NFL owners and see about making a new NFL rule doing away with the fourth quarter. For the second week in a row the Cowboys have had the outcome of the ga...

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Funny story: NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

NFL Fans Will to be Denied another Tony Romo Playoff Breakdown

A week after Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garret gave the NFL world the icing by icing kicker Dan Baily, he has now followed up by bringing the cake to the show. Fortunately for Dan Baily he should do well in the cold this winter as he was iced again...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Fans Shocked As Coach Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker Costing The Team The Game

Dallas Cowboys Fans Shocked As Coach Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker Costing The Team The Game

GLENDALE, Arizona - Dallas Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett said he called time out to make sure that his field goal kicking unit had settled in - well if they had been any more settled in they would have looked like hefty John Goodman sprawled out on the...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Begs Troy Aikman To Please Come Out of Retirement

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Begs Troy Aikman To Please Come Out of Retirement

DALLAS - Jerry Jones told his wife that he is tired as hell of watching his Dallas Cowboys team ride the damnedest roller coaster ride this side of hell. He said one week they win big and the next week they look like Slippery Rock College. He said...

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Funny story: The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

The Lead From Behind Academy of Leadership Development

New York, NY - A recent Gallup Poll shows that 69% of Republicans prefer leadership from behind vs only 64% of Democrats, this goes against recent declarations of Washington Republicans and most of the Republican Candidates for President. The pol...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

Dallas Cowboys Quarterback Tony Romo Has Just Scored An Off-Season Touchdown By Marrying The Beautiful Candice Crawford

ARLINGTON, Texas - April saw the Royal Wedding take place in London, England between Prince William and Kate Middleton. And now May has seen the Cowboy Wedding take place in Arlington, Texas between Tony Romo and Candice Crawford. Romo, of the...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

The Dallas Cowboys Prepare to Ask for the World

Dallas - Jerry Jones, owner of the Dallas Cowboys, has announced that he's excited about the draft this year. He sees it as a unique opportunity to position himself and the Cowboys in an exceptional way. "It's unparalleled. Never been done bef...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboy Stadium is Ready for Lock Out

Dallas Cowboy Stadium is Ready for Lock Out

Dallas: With the NFL lock out looming in the near future, Jerry Jones is scrambling to book events to take place in Cowboy Stadium. In June, Cowboy Stadium will host the US Women's Open. This will be the first time they have had a bowling event...

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Funny story: A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

A Heartbroken Jessica "The Jinx" Simpson Texts Ex-Boyfriend Tony Romo And Says She'll Stay Away From The Cowboy Games If He Takes Her Back

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson has confided to a close friend that lately she has really been missing her ex-boyfriend Tony Romo a lot more since he dumped her back in July of 2009. The Dallas Cowboys quarterback dumped little Miss Daisy Duke t...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez To Sing The National Anthem At Super Bowl XLV (45)

DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has just announced that Super Bowl XLV (45), which is being held at the $1.2 billion Cowboy Stadium, has signed teen singing sensations Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez to sing the National Anthem before the op...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says One More Prima Donna-Diva Sideline Outburst From Jon Kitna And He'll Find Himself Picking Effen Bananas In Costa Rica

Dallas Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones Says One More Prima Donna-Diva Sideline Outburst From Jon Kitna And He'll Find Himself Picking Effen Bananas In Costa Rica

INDIANAPOLIS - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was one extremely happy man after watching his Dallas Cowboys win their third game under new head coach Jason "Smiley" Garrett. Jones' team defeated the Indianapolis Colts 38 to 35 on an overtime fie...

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Funny story: Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport TSA Inspector Says He Has 'Patted Down' A Total of 17 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

DALLAS - Transportation Security Administration Inspector Agent Rhett Leland Mashflicker, 43, proudly boasted to fellow TSA pat down inspectors Rufus Socketshank, 29, and Gwyneth Muddyheimer, 24, that he holds The Dallas-Fort Worth International Airp...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders Cheered Their Little Butts Off As The Cowboys Beat The Detroit Lions 35-19

DALLAS - The owner of the Dallas Cowboys Jerry Jones has decided not to lay off any of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders after all. Jones had been contemplating ways of trying to save money and placing some of his cheerleaders on furlough was one of...

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Funny story: The Dallas Cowboys Under Their New Head Coach Jason Garrett Defeat The (6-2) New York Giants 33-20

The Dallas Cowboys Under Their New Head Coach Jason Garrett Defeat The (6-2) New York Giants 33-20

EAST RUTHERFORD, New Jersey - Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones finally had something to smile about after weeks and weeks of wearing what appeared to be a painted on frown. His (1-7) team led by new head coach Jason Garrett defeated the highly fav...

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