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Funny story: NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

NATO leaders decide to keep Chicago

Chicago - According to our source, a low-level employee at the NATO venue, the leaders of the Western World have decided that they like Chicago, and plan to maintain a military presence so that they can continue to enjoy it in true peace and security...

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Funny story: Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

Japan Melts Down... Blubber?

TOKYO (SAPP) - After many years of international pressure to stop whaling, sources close to the prime minister of Japan, Yoshihiko Noda, have admitted that whaling has become a vital source of energy for the country. Members of Mr. Noda's inner circl...

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Funny story: Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

Toyota Recalls 4.2 Million Vehicles Over Faulty Cup Holders

WASHINGTON-Toyota Motor Corp. said Tuesday it will recall 4.2 million vehicles in the United States, the company's largest-ever U.S. recall, to address problems with normal-sized cup holders that could result in oversized drinks spilling and lead...

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Funny story: Japanese request a licence for more whales

Japanese request a licence for more whales

The Japanese have requested of the International Whaling Commission (COW) to harvest three times as many whales in 2012 as they harvested in 2011, and hunt just short of two hundred and fifty whales. "We've done a lot of research into just about e...

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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkson sees "red" in Japanese luxury car pile-up!

Jeremy Clarkson sees "red" in Japanese luxury car pile-up!

A sea of red, in fact the Red Sea, was seen as several luxury cars piled into one another on a road leading to Hiroshima, (nothing to do with the bomb) Japan. A convoy of red Ferraris + several luxury Mercedes, etc, led by Jeremy Clarkson was stre...

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Funny story: Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Japanese midget sub 'was on WWII dwarf tossing exercise'

Papua New Guinea - Did World War II end in a flurry of Japanese midgets pitching enemy-combatant dwarves into disputed international waters? And were they all 'wrecked' on Sake?? The discovery of a Ko-hyoteki-class midget submarine deep under Simp...

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Funny story: A Sushi Bar In Burnley? - You're Having A Laugh Mister Yakomoto!

A Sushi Bar In Burnley? - You're Having A Laugh Mister Yakomoto!

The few remaining residents of the declining mill town of Burnley, in Lancashire, were almost unanimous in their condemnation of a Japanese businessman's plans to launch two sushi bars - one on the site of a former pub on Accrington Road, in the town...

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Funny story: Sumo Wrestlers: "Too Fat"

Sumo Wrestlers: "Too Fat"

The Japanese government has come down hard on sumo wrestlers, branding them grossly obese and a poor role model for children. "Japan is suffering under a rising wave of blubber," said health minister, Yung Fat. "Over the past two decades we have s...

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Funny story: Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese marine experts who have been studying the effects to Japan's marine life following the nuclear disaster at Fukushima earlier this year, have found that one fish that swims in it's coastal waters, the 'hokkidokki' loco flumo, or 'dancing fish...

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Funny story: I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

I'm Coming To Get You! Says Mystery Blonde

A while back some guy in Japan wrote a story about a man who was picked at random to be famous for absolutely no reason. Just to be famous for existing on earth. And guess what happened to him? He was featured on bill boards, televison and radio a...

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Funny story: Man Murders Wife's Virtual Guy

Man Murders Wife's Virtual Guy

Mr Ohashi Shindo was arrested last night for murdering his wife's virtual boyfriend whom she had created at the dating website, returntothebattleforbloodroyalesothatwecannolongerloveyou.web Ms Haruka Shindo created her perfect man and called him A...

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Funny story: Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Japanese Develop Human Sperm in Mice

Just in case the world runs of out human beings, scientists at the Tokyo Institute for Genetic Research, have come up with a novel solution. Mice, those rodents we love to see on Tom and Jerry and in the two Houses of Congress, have been modified...

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Funny story: Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fluorescent Japanese bees 'flying in UFO-shaped formation'

Fukushima - Is it a bird, is it a plane...or is it a luminescent mutant bee swarm mimicking a UFO? The strange aerial formation was spotted high above Fukushima's tsunami-ravaged nuclear power complex during Wednesday's eclipsed full moon penumbra...

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Funny story: British soldier discovered still fighting WWII after 65 years

British soldier discovered still fighting WWII after 65 years

The stench is overwhelming. Discarded empty Woodbine packs, Bisto and Bird's instant custard tins, Camp coffee bottles and a galaxy of once-glittering Cadbury's chocolate bar foils decorate an anniversary cake of human excrement - piled up over sixty-five years on the jungle floor. Testament to a life lost. Thrown away on the the dung-heap of misplaced patriotism and hatred. History is littere...

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Funny story: Japan Begs Americans to Stop Asking for Mutated Turtles

Japan Begs Americans to Stop Asking for Mutated Turtles

Japan - After numerous attempts to create "Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," Americans are now asking Japan to do it for them. Japan constantly refuses the request to make them. In one letter, Cindy Jilop, who still works at Pizza Hut at the a...

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Funny story: Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Toy-Sun Enterprises of Tokyo has started shipping their new product, Glow In The Dark Sushi, to distributors all around the world for comsumption in Japanese restaurants and sushi bars. The product is expected to be a hit with many diners who are loo...

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Funny story: Mutants Contemplate the Disaster in Japan

Mutants Contemplate the Disaster in Japan

Most of the world can't imagine what it's like to live in Japan at the present time. No one, despite their political leanings can't really argue that it is a great human and environmental tragedy. However, there is a small sect of Earth's population that looks at the tragedy with curiosity and even hopefulness. On remote islands scattered throughout the seas, living in exile, are real like...

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