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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants The Ku Klux Klan To Leave The State Immediately or Risk Being 'De-Hooded'

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Wants The Ku Klux Klan To Leave The State Immediately or Risk Being 'De-Hooded'

TUCSON, Arizona - Governor Janifellatia (Jan) Brewer has just informed The Grand Exalted Dragon Wizard of The Grand Imperial Order of The Knights of The Off-White Bougainvillea, Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz that she wants him and his group of quasi r...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says That Illegal Aliens Are Smuggling Drugs Concealed In Their Boxer Shorts

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Says That Illegal Aliens Are Smuggling Drugs Concealed In Their Boxer Shorts

NOGALES, Arizona - Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer was in the border town of Nogales to flip the electric switch that will send 850,000 volts of electricity through the entire length of the Arizona portion of the border wall that separates the United S...

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Funny story: Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem

Illegal Aliens Disguised As Nuns Enter Arizona With No Problem

PHOENIX, Arizona - Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer told the main stream media that since she enacted her tough immigration bill the influx of illegal aliens entering her state from the Republic of Mexico has gone from 47,000 a month all the way down to zero. The governor sat relaxing with her bare feet propped up on an indoor-outdoor futon on the front porch of her $7.3 million dollar governor's...

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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Running for AZ Governor

Rupert Murdoch Running for AZ Governor

Phoenix, AZ - Arizona's embattled Governor, Jan Brewer, has caught the ire of Rupert Murdoch, media mogul extraordinaire, who says that he is sick and tired putting his money behind people who go one toke over the line, ruining it for other fundament...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Has Just Issued A Governor's Proclamation Allowing Her To Change The Name of The State

Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Has Just Issued A Governor's Proclamation Allowing Her To Change The Name of The State

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer caving in to even more pressure from members of The Tea Bag Association's, Folks For Doing The Right Thing Coalition Subcommittee, The People Who Know It All Alliance, and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio has issued a Governor...

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Funny story: President Obama Says Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Has Got To Be The Ugliest White Woman In America

President Obama Says Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Has Got To Be The Ugliest White Woman In America

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Obama was in the White House State Room meeting with the presidents of the African countries of Zimbabwe, Buffaranda, Botswana, and Lower Zamgola. He was asked if the United States would like to donate some money to hel...

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Funny story: Racist Arizona Governor Defends "Git The F--k Out Beaners Act of 2010" to Obama; Obama warned to bring passport with him.

Racist Arizona Governor Defends "Git The F--k Out Beaners Act of 2010" to Obama; Obama warned to bring passport with him.

Arizona Grand Wizard Jan Brewer said on Tuesday that she intends to press the issue of "gettin' rid of the Beaners" in a meeting this week with President Barack Obama at the White House. Arizona recently enacted a bill cracking down on undocumente...

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Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer Apologizes To The President: Brobama Says "You're A Day Late and A Dollar Short!"

Arizona Governor Jan "The Man" Brewer Apologizes To The President: Brobama Says "You're A Day Late and A Dollar Short!"

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer sitting on the porch of her double wide trailer told the assembled media that she has been in close contact with President Obama for the past 24 hours. Brewer, who says that she hates the bumper stickers that someone...

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