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Funny story: Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

Daniel Craig's James Bond Girl no. 23 is Kim Kardashian

The 23rd James Bond film 'Skyfall' is scheduled to open just before next year's Presidential election and the pre film publicity machine is already in full gear with James Bond 21, 22 and 23 Daniel Craig blasting Bond Girl 23 Kim Kardashian and the o...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Kim Kardashian Still Pining for Bond Girl Role

Following a personal appeal to Daniel Craig and a failed screen test on the set of Bond 23 yesterday, Kim Kardashian has reportedly created a demo video to highlight her other talents in the hope of being reconsidered for the role of the next Bond Gi...

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Funny story: Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Kim Karplastican Lobbies Daniel Craig for Next Bond Girl Spot

Not to be left out of the next entertainment news cycle and realizing her 15 minutes of reality show nonsensical fame is about up, newly available though not yet divorced Kim Karplastican, will be lobbying Daniel Craig to win the female lead in the n...

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Funny story: Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Is Tiddles the cat to be the next Bond?

Bolivian actor and former domestic house cat Tiddles has been approaced by MGM executives with a view to becoming the next James Bond, it was exclusively revealed yesterday. Tiddles, who was deported recently in a mix up over immigration, current...

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Funny story: Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Deny The Skinny Dipping Rumors

TARZANA - Twilight stars Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were recently spotted at The Tarzan and Jane Petting Zoo. The couple looked quite cozy as they walked around petting some of the extremely friendly animals such as Gladys the Goat, Laura t...

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Funny story: Hollywood Solves Greek Bond Issue with Actor Billy Zane

Hollywood Solves Greek Bond Issue with Actor Billy Zane

The benefits of abbreviated headlines and cell phone based news snippets were brought into question again this weekend, as news of Greek bond issues hit the airwaves, and several entertainment industry executives were made to look like idiots. As...

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Funny story: James Middleton To Be The New Bond

James Middleton To Be The New Bond

Hollywood, CA - After watching the stunningly suave Bible reading given by James Middleton at the royal wedding of his sister Kate, casting agents in Hollywood and the UK have confirmed it is a "done deal" that he will be the new face of Bond - Ja...

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Funny story: James Bond in Libya

James Bond in Libya

We have reliable reports coming in that James Bond is currently in Libya. Previously he slept with Gaddafi's daughter Salome in an attempt to find out more about her father's plans. But Bond was suspected, because his penis was tattooed with the Union Jack - only visible when erect. Our man James only escaped after overpowering several tanks sent to eliminate him. But this was after Bond d...

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Funny story: Bond 23 Commences Filming Following Finance Problems

Bond 23 Commences Filming Following Finance Problems

The 3rd Bond film featuring Daniel Craig as the Secret Agent has finally commenced filming following a number of problems with gathering the necessary funds to complete the film. In order to ensure appropriate funding could be secured, a number of...

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Funny story: James Bond - Cutesy Fears

James Bond - Cutesy Fears

Wacky robots speaking in accents from the southern USA? Bikini-clad bunny rabbits? Bluebirds packing AK47s? These are among the images studio insiders fear if the latest James Bond movie gets the go-ahead with financial backing from Disney.

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Funny story: Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond

Clint Eastwood Reveals Why He Turned Down The Role of James Bond

HOLLYWOOD - Clint Eastwood, the man who made Dirty Harry a household name and was the American who pioneered spaghetti westerns revealed that many years ago he was offered the role of James Bond. Eastwood said that his hair stylist, his manager, a...

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Funny story: James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

Elegant British super spy and womanizer James Bond is ditching his iconic Savile Row suits and other formal wear to sport a more casual look, an MI6 spokesperson says. "Agent 007 isn't immune to the times," the spokesperson says. "He understands b...

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Funny story: Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...

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Funny story: 'I was a real-life secret-agent' reveals Sean Connery

'I was a real-life secret-agent' reveals Sean Connery

An original draft of Sean Connery's autobiography, 'Being a Scot' has disclosed startling revelations which were omitted from the final published version which was released to the public in 2008. The manuscript, which was inexplicably left in a co...

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Funny story: New James Bond Movie may be a case of Deja View

New James Bond Movie may be a case of Deja View

As a result of the huge debt owed by the studios the new James Bond Movie may not be hitting a screen near you. A plan is afoot so as not to disappoint all the Bond fans out there. In order to keep movie theatres full, producers of the Bond Movie...

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Funny story: 23rd James Bond film delayed as Austin Powers is too expensive

23rd James Bond film delayed as Austin Powers is too expensive

The 23rd James Bond has been delayed because of the recession and movie-maker's failure to reach the soaring financial demands of the "Spy who shagged me" (who?) Originally Daniel Craig was planned to continue but was booted out after being too br...

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Funny story: James Bond needs Goldfinger to Finance new James Bond Movie

James Bond needs Goldfinger to Finance new James Bond Movie

Work on the new James Bond film has been suspended indefinitely due to MGM,s Debt and there is no guarantee that the Movie will be made at all. One of Bonds greatest villian's Goldfinger is now needed urgently to finance the new Movie, but Goldfin...

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