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Funny story: James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

James Bond Retires Suit for Business Casual

Elegant British super spy and womanizer James Bond is ditching his iconic Savile Row suits and other formal wear to sport a more casual look, an MI6 spokesperson says. "Agent 007 isn't immune to the times," the spokesperson says. "He understands b...

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Funny story: Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

Israeli agents make James-Bond offer to kidnap Al-Megrahi and bring him to Guantano Bay to curry favor with US

LONDONISTAN: International pressure is mounting to have Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi sent back to prison. Megrahi, the only person convicted of the 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie that killed 270 people manag...

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Funny story: 'I was a real-life secret-agent' reveals Sean Connery

'I was a real-life secret-agent' reveals Sean Connery

An original draft of Sean Connery's autobiography, 'Being a Scot' has disclosed startling revelations which were omitted from the final published version which was released to the public in 2008. The manuscript, which was inexplicably left in a co...

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Funny story: New James Bond Movie may be a case of Deja View

New James Bond Movie may be a case of Deja View

As a result of the huge debt owed by the studios the new James Bond Movie may not be hitting a screen near you. A plan is afoot so as not to disappoint all the Bond fans out there. In order to keep movie theatres full, producers of the Bond Movie...

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Funny story: 23rd James Bond film delayed as Austin Powers is too expensive

23rd James Bond film delayed as Austin Powers is too expensive

The 23rd James Bond has been delayed because of the recession and movie-maker's failure to reach the soaring financial demands of the "Spy who shagged me" (who?) Originally Daniel Craig was planned to continue but was booted out after being too br...

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Funny story: James Bond needs Goldfinger to Finance new James Bond Movie

James Bond needs Goldfinger to Finance new James Bond Movie

Work on the new James Bond film has been suspended indefinitely due to MGM,s Debt and there is no guarantee that the Movie will be made at all. One of Bonds greatest villian's Goldfinger is now needed urgently to finance the new Movie, but Goldfin...

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Funny story: The Name' s Bond... Jesus Bond!

The Name' s Bond... Jesus Bond!

Under the Freedom of information act, top-secret papers have been uncovered at the National Archives Office in London revealing that the 'perfect spy' should be plain-looking, 5'7" or 5'8" tall and have exceptional hearing. He (they were sexist in t...

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Funny story: Pompey enlist Bond villain in attempt to beat drop

Pompey enlist Bond villain in attempt to beat drop

There were reports yesterday that administration stricken Portsmouth have enlisted the help of the skull faced Baron Samedi, a villain in the James Bond movie 'Live and let die', in their attempt to fight off relegation. A source close to the club...

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Funny story: Pussy Galore Reveals Breast Reduction Surgery

Pussy Galore Reveals Breast Reduction Surgery

Pussy Galore, the former aide to criminal mastermind Auric Goldfinger, has revealed that she is no longer Boobies Galore also. The former buxom pilot admitted to having breast reduction surgery in her old age. After Galore switched sides to help...

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Funny story: Goldfinger: He loves only gold

Goldfinger: He loves only gold

Every day there are more and more advertisements on television for companies wanting to buy your gold at the same time the price of gold is increasing at an alarming rate. It is believed that most gold purchased through these companies goes back t...

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Funny story: Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers

Bond Franchise Dumps Director Mendes for Mike Myers

While still in the planning phase for the next 007 film, and having secured Daniel Craig again for the lead role, the James Bond franchise holders have decided to pull their directorial offer to Sam Mendes of 'American Beauty' and 'Road to Perdition'...

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Funny story: 'From Russia With Free Love' by Ian Flaming

'From Russia With Free Love' by Ian Flaming

James Bond walked into his office in Central London this morning with a sense of futility, for he could hardly stand another day of doing paperwork. 'Morning, James', his secretary Miss Moneylaundry said to him, but he merely grunted a reply and went through to his desk. 'There's a memo for you from M', she called through to him, and his eyes lit up as he realised another mission was about to b...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol Agent 004, Chapter 8: Bargis Takes the Stage!

Bargis Tryhol Agent 004, Chapter 8: Bargis Takes the Stage!

Bargis Tryhol, aka Agent 004, aka The Man With the World's Largest Penis was a cautious man. How else would he have been able to stay in the game for so long if he weren't? But as he got out of his Alfa Romero and surveyed the scene something nagged at his unconcious. The street was clogged with traffic; expensive forigen cars creeped along as their respective drivers kept an eye out for par...

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Funny story: Bargis Tryhol, Agent 004 Chapter Three

Bargis Tryhol, Agent 004 Chapter Three

From the Files of Bargis Tryhol, Agent OO4 Chapter Three Bargis Takes Flight (and Fancy) Click here to see Chapter One Click here to see Chapter Two Before leaving headquarters, Bargis had stopped by Q's equipment check-out department and picked up his assigned gear. He made small talk and chit chat with the man at the desk, but became really interested when Q's new assistant brought...

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Funny story: Gilles Marini To Star With Angelina Jolie In "008"

Gilles Marini To Star With Angelina Jolie In "008"

HOLLYWOOD - French actor Gilles Marini, who was the runnerup in this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars has just signed to star opposite Angelina Jolie in the James Bond motion picture 008. Marini said that he is looking forward to working w...

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Funny story: James Bond's Licence To Kill Revoked

James Bond's Licence To Kill Revoked

MI6 superspy James Bond has had his licence to kill revoked by Westminster magistrates. The 85 year old Bond, currently residing in a nursing home in Woking was reportedly not up to the job any more. Bond, who killed people with alarming frequency...

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Funny story: Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

Osmonds to play villains in new James Bond movie

In a bizarre twist of both plot and casting, it has been announced that the musical family the Osmonds are to play the villains in the next James Bond film. In the film due out late 2010, the story will see Bond (to once again be played by Daniel...

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