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Funny story: Jade Goody to rise on Easter Day

Jade Goody to rise on Easter Day

Jade Goody's publicist Max Clitoris has today confirmed that it is Jade Goody's intention to be resurrected next Sunday. Speaking today, Clitoris said "After years of being crucified by the popular press it is now time for Jade to rise again. Her...

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Funny story: Cancer Raises Jade Awareness

Cancer Raises Jade Awareness

A leading cancer charity has declared that the disease has raised people's awareness of Jade Goody. The Famously Untalented Cancer Kinship said "Without cancer Jade would still be an unknown trollope with a foul mouth and a twisted mind. It just goes...

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Funny story: Katie Price aka Jordan Boycotts Biggest Funeral In Town

Katie Price aka Jordan Boycotts Biggest Funeral In Town

Astonishing developments here in Blightyland. It seems that uber breasted D list celeb Katie Jordan has declined to attend the ritual burning of fellow D list celeb Jade Baddy. Jordan Katie at one point announced in a publicity grabbing furore tha...

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Funny story: Jade's Last Ride

Jade's Last Ride

Although it hasn't happened yet, keen as ever to be first in on the story, a spoof.com reporting team consulted with some psychics and mumbo-jumbo spinners, and a witch doctor from the Congo as to how Jade Goody's funeral will proceed today. "It w...

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Funny story: Call For Jade Goody Stories To Be Canned

Call For Jade Goody Stories To Be Canned

A loose alliance of influential UK citizens today lobbied the UK Press Council to desist from publishing Jade Goody stories any further, as they are pointless, and are beginning to cause severe irritation. "We're sick of them," Salmon Rushdie, a n...

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Funny story: Barack Obama To Attend Jade Goody Funeral

Barack Obama To Attend Jade Goody Funeral

US President Barack Obama arrived here in London today ahead of the G20 Summit, and surprised Prime Minister Gordon Brown by notifying him of his intention to attend the funeral of Jade Goody on Friday. Goody died after a battle with cervical canc...

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Funny story: Jade Goody launches own compost

Jade Goody launches own compost

Big Brother celebrity Jade Goody has launched her own brand of compost from beyond the grave. Publicist and bestest friend Max Cash announced the news upon noticing that his income had deteriorated considerably since Goody's death. The product, to...

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Funny story: "Grow A Cabbage For Jade"

"Grow A Cabbage For Jade"

Free in today's Scum newspaper is your chance to grow a cabbage to remember Jade Goody. The Scum wants all to remember how she touched the nation. Without her we just don't know what to do, other than try to make as much money as possible out of her...

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Funny story: Jade Goody to Contest for Miss Dead Great Britain

Jade Goody to Contest for Miss Dead Great Britain

Beauty contest lovers across John Bull's Island have anxiously anticipated the arrival of the media extravaganza and fashion obituary, the Miss Dead Great Britain Beauty Pageant and Cremation Ceremony. Dead and almost dead and not dead yet corpse...

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Funny story: O'bama 'really here for Jade Goody's funeral' aides reckon

O'bama 'really here for Jade Goody's funeral' aides reckon

London - (Reality TV Shambles Mess): Forget the G20 Summit, tea with the Queen and Jamie Oliver's daring new Maine Lobster Sexpot, er....Hotpot! - recipe at the 10 Drowning Street banquet bash on Tuesday night. It's Jade Goody's funeral this Satur...

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Funny story: Jade Goody No Longer Big News

Jade Goody No Longer Big News

"She was big news for a while, but she's only been dead for five minutes, and already she's out of the limelight!" Those were the words spoken by an unnamed fan today outside the home of the former reality TV star Jade Goody, who died on Mothers'...

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Funny story: Dead Horse Being Flogged

Dead Horse Being Flogged

The British public have today been issued a warning. Clax Mifford, media manipulator and son of Satan, is about to launch another personality. Sillipa Shitty, the Indian actress and Big Bother contestant, is heading our way. Obviously following th...

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Funny story: Australians cull hated Jade Goody fans

Australians cull hated Jade Goody fans

QUEENSVAGINA, Austrialia - People here 'ave taken pat in a maaass capture of Jade Goody fans as part of a collective effort at pest control. Some of these huge pests are pretty smelly, too. The cull is known as Jade Day Out and was advocated by a...

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Funny story: Spoof Writers' Turd story rally to save Jade Goody's reputation comes too late as coalition collapses on ill news of her passing

Spoof Writers' Turd story rally to save Jade Goody's reputation comes too late as coalition collapses on ill news of her passing

London, England - "We were a day late and a turd story shy," said one lamenting member of the secretive spoof writer's coalition to save Jade Goody's reputation. "If only she would have held on for another day. Or maybe if we would have wrote a littl...

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Funny story: Satan Claims First Spoof Writer's Soul for Offenses Against Jade Goody

Satan Claims First Spoof Writer's Soul for Offenses Against Jade Goody

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The arrival of Satan at my door this afternoon heralded the first of many souls to be claimed over the next few days. The abruptness of the five rapid knocks startled me enough to make me jump; I was not expecting company. I h...

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Funny story: Jade: My Autobiography - To Be Part Of UK School's Curriculum

Jade: My Autobiography - To Be Part Of UK School's Curriculum

Jade Goody's imaginatively titled autobiography - 'Jade: My Autobiography' is to be become part of the British School systems selected books that kids will study for English Literature. "All British children must know about this woman and what she...

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Funny story: I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!

CELEBRITY Jade Goody has spoken for the first time about the terrible conditions she has been forced to endure since her death. Currently stuck in a Travel-inn on the M3, Mrs Goody has no humane sanitation or catering facilities in what she descri...

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