Ryde niche boutique Snoods Galore! has gone from strength to strength since opening last Summer, writes Fashion, War, Dominoes, Pargeting, Philately, Music, Medicine, Agriculture and Medieval Torture Correspondent, Len D'Meaneer. Island entreprene...
Plans by the ruling Conservative Group at County Hall, to axe the lifeguard service in Newport, have been branded as negligent by the Independent Group of Councillors whose members represent seaside wards all over the Island. Average cost of one f...
David Pugh has announce a new initiative that he hopes will help put Islanders to work while helping to eliminate government waste of taxpayer's dollars through needless government programs. Dubbed the "Inaction Plan", Pugh's initiative has been a lo...
Squatters belonging to The Really Free School Collective have been evicted from the $12 million home owned by Guy Ritchie in London, England. Apparently, they took the house over as it had been empty for quite a while and, in their eyes, is a wast...
After many years of uncertainty it has now been established that the Isle of Wight is, in fact, the Isles of Wight. Intrepid sailors braving gales off Cows (named after some strange hopping animals seen in the vicinity), were blasted up a river an...
A woman from the normally sedate village of Godshill on the Island has caused much upset and 'gnashing of teeth' according to the local Parish Council by the decision of local resident Emily Spurt to paint her front-door a vivid shade of green. E...
Reserve Forces from Army TA Centre Newport launched a pre-emptive strike against pothole positions east of the city this morning on major highways leading towards Ryde and Sandown hoping to forestall an anticipated pincer movement by pothole forces w...
Shylock, stood on the deck of HMS Arch Rumble. His stomach lay on the sea, wiping his mouth, he turned to the bridge. The Helmsman's face showed white through the porthole. Captain Horatio Belton approached the vomit covered Shylock. "Ya got no sea legs me lad!" He bellowed. Shylock steaded himself, "I have recieved a telegram about the missing Isle of Wight" "Yes", the captain ass...
Since reaching landfall in Bembridge in early winter municipal crews on the east side of the island have put up a courageous battle armed with shovels, hand packers and service vehicles but have proved no match for what has proved to be a relentless...
Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, recently heard that Tesco's have already put out Easter Eggs on their shelves. This 'dastardly deed' was carried out on Boxing Day. Newby residents don't seem to think of this as strange at all as new Mayor of Newby, Arthur Askme, said, "We folk of Newby always like to get an' ed start on thee 'olidays. What's the point o' waiting 'till last minute? Ou...
Residents of Newby, Isle of Wight, are preparing to see in the New Year in style. A huge glittery ball has been erected on the village green and is set, hopefully, to 'fall' at midnight. This is the very first time such a spectacular event has bee...
US Meteorologists are saying that a major storm front bringing blizzard conditions to almost a dozen states so far is expected to cross the Atlantic and land on Britain's doorstep come Tuesday. "I've not seen anything like it in my 32-year career...
Council Leader David Pugh was on hand today at Isle of Wight College for the grand announcement of a new "IT Guy" course. Pugh said "This is the first step for the island to diversify from a tourism based economy to become known as a technological...
Isle of Wight Council Leader David Pugh held a press conference today after attending a ribbon cutting at a new eatery in Sandown to announce that he will be taking some time off in the New Year to write his autobiography. "There is a time for all...
Yet another twist has surfaced in the ongoing saga of replacement of the lift at the Ventnor Botanical Garden. It seems that the delegated decision made by Cllr George Brown to authorize the replacement of the beleaguered lift may have been a bit...
Newby residents are filled with excitement about the annual Santa Claus Parade, which is to take place on December 15th. The organizers of the parade say that it will, indeed, be the BEST Santa Claus Parade in the history of the village. They d...
George Doofus, owner and sole employee running the Isle of Wight ferry from the Isle to the mainland, issued this statement after travellers on the ferry reported him for sexual misconduct. "It's true. I won't deny it. I have been patting down a...
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