Baghdad -- The United States military today is celebrating a major win in Iraq. American troops are heading home after setting the world record for the longest and most expensive stop and frisk in the history of law enforcement. "It seems like onl...
After years of pounding away at Iraqi insurgents, the US army is finally withdrawing from the country, leaving it quivering and breathless. It is hoped that the withdrawal will not cause too much of a power vacuum, and that Iraqis will be able to pul...
Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East. Col. Ch...
WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Pentagon is reeling today following spectacular military defeats in Iraq and Afghanistan which have seen the forcible expulsion of all American service members from those countries, mere hours after the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don...
London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today. The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidental...
London - A High Court hearing has seen Daily Smearer hacks defend their rants that the lifestyle 'guru' was shagging PM Blair. A libel judge heard today how Carole Caplin's top-graded security pass to No 10 was withdrawn by police amid concerns sh...
The United Nations has at last voted to authorize a No Fly Zone....over Saddam Hussain's Iraq. The U.N. Security Council finally reached agreement on the measure after 9 years of negotiations. Even Russia and China, usually the countries to use...
Oh what a tangled web we weave. Jesus screamed at the leaders of his day, "Blind Guides!" Yesterday Bristol Palin outdanced Brandy. The stench of political corruption has now invaded the stage. "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women mere...
Tariq Aziz, who for many years was the grinning international face of Iraq under the 'tyrannical monster' Saddam Hussein, has been sentenced to death by the Iraqi Supreme Court. He was convicted in connection with the persecution of religious part...
An official report has shown a definite link between the deaths of tens of thousands of people in Afghanistan and Iraq and war. The Sherlock Higher Institute of Thought based in the French town of Sansmerde published their surprising conclusion on...
The country with the hardest to spell name has been revealed as Iraq today, with the majority of the population unable to spell this four lettered word. Many people were asked to spell a number of countries. Having nailed the spellings for Kazakhs...
Tony Blair has reacted angrily to persistent questioning about the legitimacy of the war in Iraq by insisting the issue is, and always was, his "own private matter". Currently engaging on a promotional tour for his book, "A Journey", Blair admitte...
Sources in Baghdad and Kabul are saying that Iraqi and Afghan troops stationed in the US may well start to leave the country as early as next Spring. There are thought to be as many as 250,000 active operatives spread far and wide across the US, m...
Washington DC: President Obama is not optimistic about Iraq's stability when all American troops leave in December 2011. What if Iraq has not yet formed a government, does not have an oil revenue sharing plan and Iraqi's continue to kill each other?...
Unlike the eggs in America where you get sick now just by looking at them, let alone handling or eating them, the eggs that were hurled at Tony Blair at his very first book signing in Dublin, Ireland were perfectly edible. This led some to question t...
The 101st Keyboard Division, a group of pundits, bloggers and journalists who promoted and supported the Iraq war, will remain on alert despite the end of combat operations in Iraq. The division includes such luminaries as small circulation magazine...
The Baghdad Bulletin,Iraq's only English language newspaper is running with a banner headline this morning that reads: Porn Shops in Baghdad: "Mission Accomplished" "Finally," the article states, "American-style democracy comes to Iraq as por...
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