US stocks dropped across the board Monday after a US banking giant announced a massive Wall Street cull with a record 250,000 broker 'kill' permits issued amid concerns of a deepening you-know-what. The firm said that it hoped to eliminate about...
In breaking news, it has been announced that Dick Cheney will take Barack Obama with him on a hunting trip next week. Mr Cheney is eager to teach the newly elected President the subtle nuances of hunting wild game and to promote the cultural impo...
Zimbabwean big game hunter Clayton Le Moors finally supplied his much sought after high meat content sausages following a tense three week wait. Three weeks is a long time to wait for a sausage order under normal circumstances, but Clayton Le Moor...
Deerburger, N.Y. - Health officials raided the CHINA KINK restaurant after patrons reported hearing strange noises from the kitchen, especially deer horns followed by loud crashing around, baying dogs, then rifle shots, and finally cheering. Hea...
A Zimbabwean big game hunter, more accustomed to hunting wildebeest and lions came a cropper yesterday when he had to be rescued from a hole in a Hampshire field by police and the fire service. Clayton Le Moors, who was in possession of a a Kalash...
Usually contentious by day and tranquil by night, the hometown of cartoon characters has been thrown into 24-7 turmoil by the appointment of Sarah Palin to the Republican Veep. One camp led by Boris and Natasha Nogoodenoff have become fanatica...
Sarah Palin wants to protect every fertilzed egg, blastocyst, embryo fetus and new born human child while she would kill every Alaskan wolf with a Russian Kalachnicoff from a Chinese made heliocopter. There is no caribou or moose safe from slayer Sar...
Sarah Palin, Vice President of the future has asked the Oscar winning screenwriters Matt Damon and Ben Affleck to write a hit block-busting film for her. The film, provisionally titled 'Good Moose Hunting' will feature Palin, comedy legend Billy C...
According to the Wildlife International Members and Protectors Fund (WIMPF) of the "Wild Animals Can't be Killed Ollie" Society (WACKOS) their new television ad about Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her meany record on aerial hunting of w...
A recent Gallup poll indicates that many Americans are concerned about a presidential or vice presidential candidate's knowledge and experience with moose. A surprising 84% of respondents said that the extent of a candidate's moose hunting experience...
Senator Clinton is attempting to broker a hunting trip for Senator Obama and Vice President Cheney. Clinton said earlier today, "Obama has been working so hard we would like to get him some rest. Surely a hunting outing with the Vice President...
1.) Any person with a valid Texas hunting license may harvest attorneys.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Bambi, the beloved doe-eyed forest Prince whose early life was first documented in Bambi, A Life in the Woods by author Felix Salten before being filmed by Disney Studios in 1942, died yesterday.
On the side lines of fishing and hunting tour at the beach of Barberra Ocean, Mr. Bush complained;...
Several months after the incident occurred, Vice President Dick Cheney was forced to admit that he celebrated the anniversary of his shooting a man in the face by…shooting people in the face.
(Washington, D.C.) Dick Cheney seems to have his eye on bigger game than long time Republican supporters like Harry Whittington, an alleged 911 call from the Cheney household late last evening claimed that the Vice President, while Tivo-ing a Britney...
(Beaumerde-Arkansas) The Brothers of the Ku Klux Klan announced yesterday that they would be implementing a diversity program to increase membership. In a statement posted on the Klan's website, www.yesweklan.org, National Grand Dragon, Emmet Ke...
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