BERKELEY, Calif. - The recent finding that Neanderthals and humans are more closely related than previously thought has anthropologists excited -- and Neanderthals perturbed.
As your loving mother, I’m writing this, my first, open letter to you humans, my most complex mammal, just to tell you to cut it out. I am the mother here, and I’m tired of seeing you get all full of yourself, thinking you can ‘conquer’ me. I’ve been watching, I see that you don’t clean up after yourself, to say nothing of the ‘wars’ you foist on my world. You seem to think it’s ju...
SIRIUS 2 - McEarth Food Corp announced yesterday it is closing down its once popular Homo Sapien Fly-Thru service. "The demand for tasty humans simply isn't there anymore," admitted Chief Executive Officer Zlo-Ta-FfAAAAR in a pan-galactic news confer...
The Government draws up a standard mark for humans...
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