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Funny story: Police Arrest 200 Fat Ladies Outside KC Stadium

Police Arrest 200 Fat Ladies Outside KC Stadium

Humberside Police have tonight confirmed that they have made more than 200 arrests outside the KC Stadium, home of Hull City, and that all of those detained were fat women. Hull lost 2-1 to Stoke City this afternoon, and are now in real danger of...

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Funny story: Hull City Record-Breaking Season Continues!

Hull City Record-Breaking Season Continues!

Hull City, the Premiership newboys, continue to enjoy their first season in English football's top flight, breaking records as they go, and are on the verge of breaking yet another one next week. As has already been mentioned, this is the Tigers f...

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Funny story: Hull City Shitting Themselves Ahead Of Liverpool Game

Hull City Shitting Themselves Ahead Of Liverpool Game

Hull City manager Phil Brown was reported to be in an advanced state of anxiety as he prepared his squad for the visit of Liverpool to the KC Stadium on Saturday, and has said that the Tigers players are "fairly shitten' themselves at the prospect".

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Funny story: Humberside Police Round Up Fat Ladies

Humberside Police Round Up Fat Ladies

There was pandemonium in East Yorkshire tonight, when officers of Humberside Police raided various addresses in Hull in a bid to arrest and detain every fat lady in the city to prevent them from singing, after Hull City lost yet again. The 1-0 los...

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Funny story: Arsenal Lifted By Fabregas Return

Arsenal Lifted By Fabregas Return

Arsenal have received a massive boost with the return to training of their captain Cesc Fabregas after a serious spitting injury. The Spanish midfielder has been out of action since rupturing his tonsils when clearing his throat gainst Liverpool...

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Funny story: Raich Carter returns to Hull City, as Brian Horton succumbs to Rabies

Raich Carter returns to Hull City, as Brian Horton succumbs to Rabies

In an astonishing development former Hull City great Raich Carter, has been confirmed temporary assistant manager replacing the now sick Brian Horton. Celebrated psychic Mystic Meg confirmed that she was acting as Mr. Carters agent, and that Hull...

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Funny story: Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas To Face Lengthy Ban

Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas To Face Lengthy Ban

As the FA begins what could be a damaging investigation into an alleged incident at the Emirates Stadium last night, it emerged tonight that, regardless of whether or not Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas be found guilty of spitting at Hull City assistan...

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Funny story: Hull City Robbed, Then Spat At (Allegedly) But Wenger Didn't See It

Hull City Robbed, Then Spat At (Allegedly) But Wenger Didn't See It

Hull City players and officials today remained in a state of shocked disbelief following the club's 2-1 defeat at the Emirates last night. "We were beaten by the linesman," fumed Hull boss Phil Brown. "Gallas was clearly offside when he scored the...

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Funny story: Hull City Manager Phil Brown 'Spitting Feathers'

Hull City Manager Phil Brown 'Spitting Feathers'

Hull City were unceremoniously dumped out of the FA Cup at the Emirates Stadium by Arsenal last night, but Tigers' boss Phil Brown was said to be spitting feathers by the actions of injured Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas, who shouldn't have been anywh...

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Funny story: Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas 'Clears His Throat'

Arsenal Captain Cesc Fabregas 'Clears His Throat'

Injured Arsenal captain, Cesc Fabregas, is at the centre of a spitting storm this morning, after he inadvertently emptied the contents of his gob over the trainers of Hull City assistant Brian Horton after the 6th round FA Cuptie between the two club...

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Funny story: Hull City To Concentrate On Premier League

Hull City To Concentrate On Premier League

Hull City manager Phil Brown has said that his team will be able to concentrate that much harder on their Premier League survival, after they were dumped out of the FA Cup by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium tonight. Hull led for most of the 6th ro...

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Funny story: Dean Windass To Be Next Hull City Manager? Or Not?

Dean Windass To Be Next Hull City Manager? Or Not?

One of the above statements is true. Which one? Well, the answer to that little poser became a little nearer to being answered today, when the veteran Hull City player was recalled to the KC Stadium from his loan spell with Oldham Athletic only ho...

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Funny story: Hull City Reach Last Five Of FA Cup For First Time Since 1930

Hull City Reach Last Five Of FA Cup For First Time Since 1930

There were celebrations at the KC Stadium today, when Premier League newboys Hull City progressed through to the last five of the FA Cup for the first time in 79 years. The Tigers and their fans sat on the edge of their seats as Arsenal and Burnle...

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Funny story: Hull City Players Celebrate Impending Return Of Prodigal Son

Hull City Players Celebrate Impending Return Of Prodigal Son

Hull City, everyone's 2nd favourite team, who hadn't won a league game since December 6 before this evening's game against Fulham, and had slid deep into the relegation mire, are celebrating tonight, after it was announced that Prodigal Son, Dean Win...

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Funny story: Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

Hull City Council To Ban Fat Ladies From Singing

In a bid to try to prevent the city's ailing football team, Hull City, from being relegated from the Premier League in its first season in the top flight, Hull City Council has taken the extraordinary step of banning all fat ladies from singing withi...

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Funny story: Dean Windass Recalled From Oldham To Rescue Hull City Again

Dean Windass Recalled From Oldham To Rescue Hull City Again

Dean Windass, the Hull City striker who scored the famous Wembley goal that took the Tigers into the Premier League for the first time in their history, is to be recalled from his loan spell at Oldham Athletic in a bid to save the team from certain r...

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Funny story: Hull City In Attempt To Sign Frank Spencer To Partner Jimmy Bullard

Hull City In Attempt To Sign Frank Spencer To Partner Jimmy Bullard

Beleaguered Hull City boss Phil Brown has announced he is keen to secure the loan signing of the former Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em actor and comedian Frank Spencer, in an attempt to arrest the teams current disastrous slide. Spencer, the insanely-...

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