Humberside Police have tonight confirmed that they have made more than 200 arrests outside the KC Stadium, home of Hull City, and that all of those detained were fat women. Hull lost 2-1 to Stoke City this afternoon, and are now in real danger of...
Hull City, the Premiership newboys, continue to enjoy their first season in English football's top flight, breaking records as they go, and are on the verge of breaking yet another one next week. As has already been mentioned, this is the Tigers f...
Hull City manager Phil Brown was reported to be in an advanced state of anxiety as he prepared his squad for the visit of Liverpool to the KC Stadium on Saturday, and has said that the Tigers players are "fairly shitten' themselves at the prospect".
There was pandemonium in East Yorkshire tonight, when officers of Humberside Police raided various addresses in Hull in a bid to arrest and detain every fat lady in the city to prevent them from singing, after Hull City lost yet again. The 1-0 los...
Arsenal have received a massive boost with the return to training of their captain Cesc Fabregas after a serious spitting injury. The Spanish midfielder has been out of action since rupturing his tonsils when clearing his throat gainst Liverpool...
In an astonishing development former Hull City great Raich Carter, has been confirmed temporary assistant manager replacing the now sick Brian Horton. Celebrated psychic Mystic Meg confirmed that she was acting as Mr. Carters agent, and that Hull...
As the FA begins what could be a damaging investigation into an alleged incident at the Emirates Stadium last night, it emerged tonight that, regardless of whether or not Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas be found guilty of spitting at Hull City assistan...
Hull City players and officials today remained in a state of shocked disbelief following the club's 2-1 defeat at the Emirates last night. "We were beaten by the linesman," fumed Hull boss Phil Brown. "Gallas was clearly offside when he scored the...
Hull City were unceremoniously dumped out of the FA Cup at the Emirates Stadium by Arsenal last night, but Tigers' boss Phil Brown was said to be spitting feathers by the actions of injured Arsenal captain Cesc Fabregas, who shouldn't have been anywh...
Injured Arsenal captain, Cesc Fabregas, is at the centre of a spitting storm this morning, after he inadvertently emptied the contents of his gob over the trainers of Hull City assistant Brian Horton after the 6th round FA Cuptie between the two club...
Hull City manager Phil Brown has said that his team will be able to concentrate that much harder on their Premier League survival, after they were dumped out of the FA Cup by Arsenal at the Emirates Stadium tonight. Hull led for most of the 6th ro...
One of the above statements is true. Which one? Well, the answer to that little poser became a little nearer to being answered today, when the veteran Hull City player was recalled to the KC Stadium from his loan spell with Oldham Athletic only ho...
There were celebrations at the KC Stadium today, when Premier League newboys Hull City progressed through to the last five of the FA Cup for the first time in 79 years. The Tigers and their fans sat on the edge of their seats as Arsenal and Burnle...
Hull City, everyone's 2nd favourite team, who hadn't won a league game since December 6 before this evening's game against Fulham, and had slid deep into the relegation mire, are celebrating tonight, after it was announced that Prodigal Son, Dean Win...
In a bid to try to prevent the city's ailing football team, Hull City, from being relegated from the Premier League in its first season in the top flight, Hull City Council has taken the extraordinary step of banning all fat ladies from singing withi...
Dean Windass, the Hull City striker who scored the famous Wembley goal that took the Tigers into the Premier League for the first time in their history, is to be recalled from his loan spell at Oldham Athletic in a bid to save the team from certain r...
Beleaguered Hull City boss Phil Brown has announced he is keen to secure the loan signing of the former Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em actor and comedian Frank Spencer, in an attempt to arrest the teams current disastrous slide. Spencer, the insanely-...
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