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Funny story: Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner for Christmas

Santa Claus Gives Crystal Harris Husband Hugh Hefner for Christmas

Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Grotto, Stat! In a remake of the Anna Nicole Smith story directed by Frank Capra, also the director of "You Can't Take it With You", Santa Claus has given Playboy Playmate Crysta...

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Funny story: Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russia...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh Hefner Ditches Twins, "I'm A One Woman Man"

Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold. "None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Just Wants a Nap

Hugh Hefner Just Wants a Nap

Belair, CA-- Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy magazine and the Playboy lifestyle says he's "exausted," and that he "needs to take a nap." Hefner, who is 84 years young, is a pop culture icon, a dirty old man and a hero to men and boys of all ag...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Selling His $28 Million Mansion To "OctuMom"

Hugh Hefner Selling His $28 Million Mansion To "OctuMom"

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner is selling the mansion that is adjacent to his Playboy Mansion to "OctuMom" for $28 million. The two-story mansion covers 7,300 square feet, has 15 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a movie theater, a standard sized ca...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner Steals Next Fox News Anchor for Himself!

Hugh Hefner Steals Next Fox News Anchor for Himself!

Chicago/ Playboy News - Defying gravity and living with an erection that has lasted longer than 54 years, 82 year old porn mag publisher Hugh Hefner has struck again, swooping up budding news anchor Crystal Harris, 22, signing her to a 1 year contrac...

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Funny story: Porn Baron Launches New Website

Porn Baron Launches New Website

Confirmed by Playdude Enterprises Webmaster, the big man himself has released an entire set of home movies featuring old girlfriends and highlighting their physical dexterity during sex. The videos are to be marketed on a new subscription website un...

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Funny story: Playboy Magazine Sparks Religious Controversy By Putting Virgin Mary on Cover

Playboy Magazine Sparks Religious Controversy By Putting Virgin Mary on Cover

Playboy Magazine has started a new religious controversy right before Christmas by putting a semi-naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Spanish language edition. The edition, which has already sold out, is drawing criticism from the Catholic Churc...

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Funny story: Hefner's New Girlfriends Not Allowed to Date

Hefner's New Girlfriends Not Allowed to Date

Signing papers that prohibit conversation or contact with any other male younger than 70, Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have vowed to be monogamous with the octogenarian for the remainder of his natural days, or until he becomes sick of them. Foll...

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Funny story: Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

Hugh Hefner beats out Richard Branson to purchase Irelands' loss-making airline Aer Lingus and rename it Aer Cunning-Lingus

DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...

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Funny story: Prince Philip holidays at Hefner Mansion

Prince Philip holidays at Hefner Mansion

In a press release released early today by the office of HRH the Duke of Edinburgh (Prince Philip) husband to the Queen, it was announced that The Duke was taking a short break at the Playboy mansion home of boyhood friend Hugh Hefnopolis. Hefnopo...

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Funny story: Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp

Hefner Dumps Girlfriend, Scouts New Prospects at Band Camp

Long time Hugh Hefner girlfriend and former Playmate, Holly Madison, has been kicked to the curb after her rumored spit swapping session with mediocre Las Vegas magician, Chris Angel. Madison, along with two other "girlfriends" had been publicly jo...

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Funny story: 12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

12-Nippled Woman signs Exclusive Playboy Deal

Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.

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Funny story: No Oscar promises, Viggo changes career

No Oscar promises, Viggo changes career

Oscar nominee Viggo Mortensen has recently announced he is considering a career change, since he is at an age when it's time for a man to dress up in silk robes and join daddy Hefner in the pimp club.

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Funny story: Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

Romney Holiday Card Gets Bin-Laden & Hefner Endorsement

(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...

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Funny story: More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

More Tits, Ass and Beaver shots on TV this Season

Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.

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