Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Paging Howard K. Stern, Grotto, Stat! In a remake of the Anna Nicole Smith story directed by Frank Capra, also the director of "You Can't Take it With You", Santa Claus has given Playboy Playmate Crysta...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russia...
Hugh has turned his pet twins loose and now is down to a single Miss December, Centerfold. "None of those women ever meant anything to me as far as I can remember, which is day before yesterday", Hefner told UP2. "I still have errrr whats-her-ass...
Belair, CA-- Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy magazine and the Playboy lifestyle says he's "exausted," and that he "needs to take a nap." Hefner, who is 84 years young, is a pop culture icon, a dirty old man and a hero to men and boys of all ag...
HOLMBY HILLS, California - Hugh Hefner is selling the mansion that is adjacent to his Playboy Mansion to "OctuMom" for $28 million. The two-story mansion covers 7,300 square feet, has 15 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a movie theater, a standard sized ca...
Chicago/ Playboy News - Defying gravity and living with an erection that has lasted longer than 54 years, 82 year old porn mag publisher Hugh Hefner has struck again, swooping up budding news anchor Crystal Harris, 22, signing her to a 1 year contrac...
Confirmed by Playdude Enterprises Webmaster, the big man himself has released an entire set of home movies featuring old girlfriends and highlighting their physical dexterity during sex. The videos are to be marketed on a new subscription website un...
Playboy Magazine has started a new religious controversy right before Christmas by putting a semi-naked Virgin Mary on the cover of their Spanish language edition. The edition, which has already sold out, is drawing criticism from the Catholic Churc...
Signing papers that prohibit conversation or contact with any other male younger than 70, Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends have vowed to be monogamous with the octogenarian for the remainder of his natural days, or until he becomes sick of them. Foll...
DUBLIN-IRELAND: Faced with the threat of an imminent work strike, Ireland's national airline Aer Lingus has been sold to Playboy magazine founder and perennially-geriatric, pretend-lecher Hugh Hefner for an undisclosed sum. Hugh Hefner plans to re...
In a press release released early today by the office of HRH the Duke of Edinburgh (Prince Philip) husband to the Queen, it was announced that The Duke was taking a short break at the Playboy mansion home of boyhood friend Hugh Hefnopolis. Hefnopo...
Long time Hugh Hefner girlfriend and former Playmate, Holly Madison, has been kicked to the curb after her rumored spit swapping session with mediocre Las Vegas magician, Chris Angel. Madison, along with two other "girlfriends" had been publicly jo...
Playboy Magazine head honcho Hugh Hefner has signed an exclusive mega-bucks deal for a 16 page full color spread of a fabulously endowed 12-nipppled woman.
Oscar nominee Viggo Mortensen has recently announced he is considering a career change, since he is at an age when it's time for a man to dress up in silk robes and join daddy Hefner in the pimp club.
(Columbia-S.C.) As if the "Donny & Marie" show wasn't enough of an obstacle to overcome, Republican Presidential candidate Mitt "Don't I Look like one of the extras from "Mad Men", be honest?" Romney now has to c...
Viewers are in for a wild ride this 2008 season following the announcement by National Geographic television that they are to show more flora and fauna in excessive detail than ever before.
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