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Funny story: Artie Lange's Stab Wounds Mistakenly Reported

Artie Lange's Stab Wounds Mistakenly Reported

Following reports of the Howard Stern sidekick being admitted to a New York Hospital with multiple stab wounds and a potential substance abuse issue, local newspapers had branded the incident a "suicide attempt", though Lange disputes those claims.

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Funny story: Howard Stern Imitator Calls for Segregation, Mocks Gays

Howard Stern Imitator Calls for Segregation, Mocks Gays

PALM BEACH, FL - Famous for having a career because of Howard Stern, conservative talk-show host Rush Limbaugh is once again causing controversy. In his latest attempt at Stern-shtick, which misses the mark - again, Limbaugh calls for the segregat...

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Funny story: Kathleen Turner to play Artie Lange in Stage Version of Memoir

Kathleen Turner to play Artie Lange in Stage Version of Memoir

NEW YORK - Too Fat To Fish, the premiere memoir of comedian Artie Lange which chronicles the hysterical, touching and albeit rocky life of The Howard Stern Show side-kick has already been adapted for the stage as it is set to make its debut on Broadw...

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Funny story: Article Interrupted by Incessant Baba Booeying

Article Interrupted by Incessant Baba Booeying

DETROIT, MI - As the US sinks further into a recession and job loss at all time high, especially in Michigan where unemployment is at 12%, Detroiters are desperate to find ways to make ends meet. And, for 56 year old Martha Klatch and her husband George who had worked in the sales industry for the past twenty years, have once again found themselves hitting the pavement like they did when they...

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Funny story: Scientists Find Howard Stern's Penis to be Smallest Unit on Earth

Scientists Find Howard Stern's Penis to be Smallest Unit on Earth

ENGLAND - In breaking news that is shaking the science world, scientists at Bourge' Laboratory located just outside Liverpool have discovered that the smallest unit of matter on Earth is not the atom which has been known to be the smallest unit on Ea...

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Funny story: Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding

Martha Stewart Crashes Howard Stern's Wedding

Though the actual ceremony dates remained a closely guarded secret by the Stern Show and family, domestic-arts queen, Martha Stewart, had apparently crashed the wedding ceremony at its most inopportune moment. Bursting through the door of the re...

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Funny story: Sirius Satellite Radio Catholic Channel Reaches Out to Alienated RC's

Sirius Satellite Radio Catholic Channel Reaches Out to Alienated RC's

The Roman Catholic Church in the US has begun to realize that the sea of blue haired Sunday communicants are not punk rockers or Goths and these easily duped old ladies will not be filling the collection basket much longer. Thus the move by the NY Ar...

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Funny story: 2008 Peabody Awards Announced

2008 Peabody Awards Announced

The 2008 Peabody Awards were announced Sunday morning and the nominees this year in electronic media range from controversial, to funny, to novice.

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Funny story: Vidrio Killed the Radio Star

Vidrio Killed the Radio Star

SHOCK JOCK Howard Stern was last night fighting for his life after a freak accident involving former Mexican World Cup star Manuel Vidrio.

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Funny story: Howard Stern offers Rosie O'Donnell Artie Lange's Coveted Position

Howard Stern offers Rosie O'Donnell Artie Lange's Coveted Position

Shock waves rippled through the Howard Stern community today as the much-anticipated announcement was made in regards to the replacement for Artie Lange.

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Funny story: Satellite Radio Causes Erectile Dysfunction

Satellite Radio Causes Erectile Dysfunction

Tampa Florida - A study done at the University of South Florida and published in The Journal of the American Medical Association proves that Satellite radio can cause erectile dysfunction.

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Funny story: Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Virgie Arthur planning invasion of the body snatchers if denied official visitation rights

Nassau, Bahamas - (Ass Mess): Anna Nicole Smith's mother is secretly planning to exhume and take home to Texas her dead daughter and grandson Daniel's remains from Nassau if she doesn't get her way in the courts with full custody of baby...

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Funny story: Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

Don Imus Hired As Iraq War Poster Boy

WASHINGTON D.C.--(WAR BEAT) One day after being fired from his 30 year gig at CBS Corp., Don Imus got a call from his country to be the new face and communicator for the war effort in Iraq. President George W. Bush h...

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Funny story: "We Are Aliens"

"We Are Aliens"

Hollywood (Only In) - We hear the late Anna Nicole Smith's movie, Illegal Aliens, scheduled for release this May 1 will lose the race to the B-box office in lieu of a film straight out of Private-Only infamy titled, We Are Aliens.

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Funny story: Elton gives Britney the hairdryer treatment in Stern interview.

Elton gives Britney the hairdryer treatment in Stern interview.

Oops! Sir Elton's done it again, this time the target of the rocket man's newly primed missile is the much maligned and publicly played out demise and fall of the former princess of pop Britney Spears.

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Funny story: YouTube vasectomy footage blow to Stern

YouTube vasectomy footage blow to Stern

Nassau - (ReUterus): Howard K Stern's chances of reaping paternity rewards for Anna Nicole's baby Dannielynn sank to an all time low today after online video site YouBoobed posted scenes of his 2005 vasectomy.

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Funny story: Wiccans warn lunar eclipse spells trouble for Anna Nicole burial

Wiccans warn lunar eclipse spells trouble for Anna Nicole burial

Bahamas - (ReUterus): The Nassau Earth Mysteries Coven has issued its sternest warning yet that Saturday's Lunar eclipse cuts across strategic astrological lines in Anna Nicole Smith's natal chart...

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