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Funny story: Real Estate Values around Pennsylvania Ave Collapse: There Goes the Neighborhood!

Real Estate Values around Pennsylvania Ave Collapse: There Goes the Neighborhood!

Just when experts thought the real estate market had hit rock bottom. Housing and land values around the neighborhood of the White House have hit unprecedented lows. When Southern Baptists in the DC area learned that an Irish Catholic brood was...

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Funny story: UK Homeless forced to live in 'Neil Buchanan's' paper 'Art-Attack' City

UK Homeless forced to live in 'Neil Buchanan's' paper 'Art-Attack' City

Scouser Neil Buchanan is to build a city out of old jumpers, rubbish, newspapers and corrogated paper in a bid to house the UK's homeless. Buchanan who shot to fame in the 'kiddies' Saturday programme 'Number 73, as a scouse crook and car-thief',...

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Funny story: Trump to trump all by building condo on Mars

Trump to trump all by building condo on Mars

In breaking news today, billionaire Donald Trump has announced that he will construct three condominiums on the planet Mars by 2016. He has signed a joint venture with the Euro Space Agency for the transport of materials and construction workers...

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Funny story: FBI declares "Flip This House" TV Show of interest in sub-prime mortgage probe

FBI declares "Flip This House" TV Show of interest in sub-prime mortgage probe

Hollywood, California - A Constitutional showdown between "Flip This House" and the FBI is brewing, as the successful cable show is allegedly being investigated for having contributed to the mortgage-backed securities (sub-prime mortgages) meltdown.

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Funny story: Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"

Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"

The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...

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Funny story: Period property market hits three day slump

Period property market hits three day slump

Estate Agents throughout the UK are warning of a troubling three day slump in the Period Property market.

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Funny story: Homes Built On ICBM Silo

Homes Built On ICBM Silo

"I asked if there was a basement," exclaimed Darby Janken as he glanced toward his new home. "they told me the Air Force had deactivated this site years ago."...

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Funny story: Mortgage crisis spreads to the afterlife as cemetery plot prices plummet

Mortgage crisis spreads to the afterlife as cemetery plot prices plummet

Los Angeles, California - Real estate was once considered a sound investment simply because God is not making anymore more of it, but even the best of things can be undone by the devil that lives in the details. So, as real estate prices continue to...

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Funny story: No gain, no pain

No gain, no pain

Jesus Da Pinta, the former drugs lord-turned-spiritual advisor, has appealed to West Midlands County Council to 'surrender or die' in his long-running dispute over housing benefit.

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Funny story: Record Home Foreclosures in the U.S. Good for Those Already Homeless

Record Home Foreclosures in the U.S. Good for Those Already Homeless

The Housing downturn in the United States might last into 2010-2013, some experts say.

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Funny story: Gorgon Brown, the ultimate Sub-Prime Minister

Gorgon Brown, the ultimate Sub-Prime Minister

City of London - (Ass Mess): The Sub-prime Council of UK Mortgage Squanderers has named Gorgon Brown as the ultimate disaster Prime Monster after government leaks showed the UK property market to be 100% inflated above its actual book worth.

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Funny story: An Englishman's Home is his Castle

An Englishman's Home is his Castle

A Double freestanding wardrobe in up market Chelsea, London, England has gone on the market at £1.8 million after it was converted into a one bedroom flat.

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Funny story: Mayor opens squatters' advice centre where squatters moved in 6 months ago

Mayor opens squatters' advice centre where squatters moved in 6 months ago

The mayor of Burnley, Bea Enpea, has opened the country's first squatting advice centre for layabouts, drug-addicts and fake Big Issue sellers who can't be bothered working and paying for a mortgage.

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Funny story: New US Housing Ordinance Will Allow 20 Chinese Per House

New US Housing Ordinance Will Allow 20 Chinese Per House

Economists say that the recent U.S. Housing Bubble, in which millions of Americans purchased homes they could not afford, was financed primarily by US deficit dollars, made available from Chinese investors. Now, as millions of those homes lie vacant...

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Funny story: Florida man dies laughing

Florida man dies laughing

A home buyer has collapsed and died in a Miami, Florida real estate office.

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Funny story: Mortgage crisis worsening; Habitat for Humanity begins foreclosure proceedings for the first time ever

Mortgage crisis worsening; Habitat for Humanity begins foreclosure proceedings for the first time ever

San Jose, California - Dispute having an interest free, $150, 000 30-year mortgage and investing 500 hours in "sweat equity" into their home and that of a neighbors as down payment for their modest town home (condo), Habitat for Humanity an...

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Funny story: Crows Cash in on Nesting Crises

Crows Cash in on Nesting Crises

Following recent reports of squirrels in the East End of London, forming together into collective farms, harvesting crops and exporting snails to France, animal experts are reporting an incredible development among the local crow population.

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