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Funny story: Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney to Simulate Homelessness for Two Hours!

Mitt Romney,on the heels of three shocking losses to Rick Santorum in Colorado, Minnesota and Missouri (pronounced misery), has sworn to become more in touch with "the little people". "I know that it is difficult for all people to identify with m...

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Funny story: Orders for bulldozers hit 100 year high

Orders for bulldozers hit 100 year high

Detroit - As home foreclosures escalate the need to bulldoze vacant property is expected to soar. That is why orders for bulldozers have hit a 100 year high, according to bulldozer salesman Ravegay Iggerday, of Detroit. We have Mr. Iggerday on the...

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Funny story: Homeless baby boomers overdue for death

Homeless baby boomers overdue for death

Newly-homeless baby-boomers are dying minutes after leaving their former homes. As reported in the press here, it is expected that younger people will live shorter lives (up to thirty years less) if they are homeless. Our source, Dr. Offincaye, r...

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Funny story: New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition announced

New Dragon's Den - Homeless Edition announced

The popular TV show in which members of the public pitch their business ideas and plead for funding, only to have their dreams savaged and their hopes dashed on channel whatever has decided to follow the trend of other popular shows to keep its conte...

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Funny story: Federal Government's suggestion to the homeless: move away from cold cities

Federal Government's suggestion to the homeless: move away from cold cities

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Times are tough, according to a report today. With 15.1% of the U.S. population now living in poverty, homelessness is becoming an option for more people. More and more people can't pay the rent with low-paying jobs. The car's be...

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Funny story: Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

Tramps squat in squatter's squat. WHSmith thanked for helping to resolve the situation.

A gaggle of homeless people have taken over a squat that was previously occupied by new-age middle class hippies in an extraordinary turn of events that has left the owners astounded. Mr and Mrs Wangweather bought their four bedroom London house i...

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Funny story: Homeless Let Down Government

Homeless Let Down Government

A leaked letter from the Office of Eric Pickles has announced that Government measures over benefits will leave 40,000 families homeless and will, in the end, cost the Government more than supplying benefits in the first place. David Cameron has c...

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Funny story: Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

Local Man Fined, Sentenced & Disgraced over Dead Gazebo!

A local man, whose identity can not be revealed even though the lying, fornicating Bastard was proven GUILTY beyond doubt in a Court of Law, claims he is the victim of a miscarriage of justice involving a confluence of fraudulent events, identify the...

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Funny story: Homeless Man Reunited With Mobile Phone

Homeless Man Reunited With Mobile Phone

Daniel Morales, a 58 year old homeless man in New York City, has been reunited with his mobile phone after being separated for 10 years. Morales was one of number of persons who had been participating in a project in the city whereby unfortunates...

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Funny story: 'Nouveau Homeless' Emerge as Travel to Super Bowl Sacked by Mother Nature

'Nouveau Homeless' Emerge as Travel to Super Bowl Sacked by Mother Nature

From all over America, thousands of Steelers and Packers fans found it almost impossible to get to Arlington, Texas for the Super Bowl game to be played on Sunday. Some are telling travel hell stories straight from the play books of the comedy film "...

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Funny story: Future News: Adolecent Homelessness Reaches All Time High

Future News: Adolecent Homelessness Reaches All Time High

(Published 2014) - LONDON URBEM - A new report has found out that nearly 8 in 10 young people are homeless. The report found out that the unexpected spike was caused by the EMA cuts and tuition fee rises in the early part of this decade, enacted b...

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Funny story: Golden-Voiced Bum to Marry Golden Girl?

Golden-Voiced Bum to Marry Golden Girl?

The golden-voiced hobo who became famous for fifteen minutes says he plans to wed Rue McClanahan after he completes rehab for drug and alcohol abuse. Ted Williams, the 53-year-old former radio announcer who lived in a cardboard box and ate cat fo...

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Funny story: The Ex-Homeless Man, Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Has Been Asked To Be A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars'

The Ex-Homeless Man, Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Has Been Asked To Be A Contestant On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that a producer for Dancing With The Stars has approached Ted Williams about becoming a contestant on the next edition of the dancing reality show. DWTS producer Bernadette Penderlicki told T4...

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Funny story: The Homeless Man: Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Knocks It Out Of The Park!

The Homeless Man: Ted "The Velvet Voice" Williams Knocks It Out Of The Park!

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Fifty-three-year-old Ted Williams did not buy a lottery ticket, but the man will certainly be collecting a ton of money. A few days ago Ted "The Homeless Man" Williams was standing on the corner of a street in Columbus holding up...

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Funny story: Homeless author now a multimillionaire. Will play main characters in book adaptations.

Homeless author now a multimillionaire. Will play main characters in book adaptations.

A homeless man who ran away from his house 15 years ago when he learned the tooth ferry wasn't real has signed a £15,000,000 contract with Randomansion Inc, and Tigergate Pictures. For the past 12 years, Robin Davice-slatts, 28, from Croydon, sur...

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Funny story: Obama Offers Press Secretary Job to 'Man with Golden Voice'

Obama Offers Press Secretary Job to 'Man with Golden Voice'

Ted Williams, a homeless man in Columbus, Ohio was "found" by a videographer who paid Williams a dollar to speak into the camera so he could videotape him imitating sports announcers. The video went vital and Williams has now found himself the center...

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Funny story: Veteran Sportscaster Loses Employment and Home to Unemployed Homeless Man

Veteran Sportscaster Loses Employment and Home to Unemployed Homeless Man

The career of Dick Larsden, voice of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays, suffered an unexpected "rainout" Thursday afternoon when he arrived at the WTBD studios to record promos for the upcoming season. "I should have suspected something when I pulled int...

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