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Funny story: Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up

Game Of Thrones Peter Dinklage Dreams Of Growing Up

Actor Peter Dinklage, who plays Tyrion Lannister in the fantasy HBO drama 'Game of Thrones', has started to grow up, it has been reported. The one-time data processing clerk was born with achondroplasia, a common form of dwarfism, and, until as la...

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Funny story: Where are they now? Alan Smithee, Film Director

Where are they now? Alan Smithee, Film Director

A director like no other, Alan was loved, admired, scorned, worshipped, hated, both famous and infamous. Alan's final work was his 1998 self-titled epic "An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn" and to much consternation it was in 2000 that his retirement was officially announced by the Directors Guild of America (DGA). Although Alan had begun directing in 1955 with The Indiscreet Mrs. Jarvi...

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Funny story: Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Michelle Wolf blasts Roseanne Barr on her show, "The Break"

Roseanne Barr was called "Lady Hitler" by Michelle Wolf on Wolf's new Netflix show, "The Break". Much of this criticism has to do with Barr's online behavior and the so-called “double standard” concerning the horrid comment she made electronically co...

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Funny story: Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

Shocker: Hollywood Couple Marries BEFORE Having Kids

UN-BEE-LIEV-ABLE! One perplexed teen proclaimed. "I don't understand this at all," he continued. "Uh, why get married FIRST? That's the question," he said. I mean, if you want kids, shouldn't you have your girlfriend pop out one or two before you...

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Funny story: Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

Hollywood’s Leading Lion Actor Reflects on His Career

In a wide-ranging interview with the BBC, the lion who starred in Abbott and Costello’s Africa Screams reflects on the highs and lows of his career in Hollywood. “When Africa Screams came out, I was the biggest non-human actor in the world,” said...

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Funny story: Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Minnie Mouse Pouts as She Gets Star on Hollywood Walk of Fame

Nice to get the star, Minnie admits, although she sighs and points out that boyfriend Mickey Mouse got HIS star 40 years ago. "Typical, isn't it?" she says, continuing, "in this business, and in the world in general, males are first to get just abou...

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Funny story: Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

Neighbor's Dog Files Harassment Complaint Against Harvey Weinstein

New charges in the Harvey Weinstein case show that Weinstein's neighbor's poodle, Rex, has filed a harassment suit against the former movie mogul. The poodle is alleging that Weinstein forced his way through a hedge separating the two properties a...

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Funny story: Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

Anthony Weiner Parlays His Fetish Into A Major Motion Picture

At first they were the catalyst for national embarrassment. Then the sordid events cost a rising democratic star his political future. And when the New York City tabloids were done with the sleazy imbroglio, the man behind the 'bulging' cell phone ph...

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Funny story: A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

A Superstar Pulls Back The Curtain

Superstar Rihanna recently granted exclusive access to a 'day-in-her-life', shedding an intimate spotlight on one America's most talented performers. But before the outing began, we first had to find our way through Rihanna's staff, which inclu...

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Funny story: Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Movie "50 Shades of Trump" Canceled: Could Only Find 4 Shades

Hollywood, CA: A movie idea that has been floating around Hollywood since Donald Trump won the Presidency has been permanently shelved due to extreme lack of source material. The proposed movie, to be entitled "50 Shades of Trump", was actually p...

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Funny story: Hollyweird's Weirdest: David Boreanaz

Hollyweird's Weirdest: David Boreanaz

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWEIRD -- David Boreanaz (pronounced "bore your anus") was born into show business. His father, Dave, was the host of a children's TV show, Drop Zone, on which his then-pregnant wife, travel agent Patsy, gave birth to their son during a commercial break. David has two older sisters, Booby and Breast. Like his siblings, David is of an Italian scent. Despite a degree in filmmaking,...

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Funny story: Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Kanye Only Speaking With Doctors Using Auto-Tune Microphone

Los Angeles, CA - After his recent concert meltdown, rapper Kanye West is being treated for an extreme case of the 'Rubber Ramada Blues' at UCLA hospital. His Doctors state that he is 'nuttier than a fruitcake' and that he will only speak to them us...

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Funny story: Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

Oscars To Be Re-named the Patties

In a controversial move announced today the Oscars are to be re-named the Patties. A spokesman from the Oscars committee made the following announcement. "We were told that a statue of a bare-chested bald man holding a sword between his legs was...

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Funny story: Oscar Salad by Ann Tone

Oscar Salad by Ann Tone

Red faces were very much in vogue in Hollywood after last nights Oscars. A delivery person, carrying a long wooden tray of salad ingredients was sent by security staff to the front entrance of the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, instead of the servan...

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Funny story: The Best Dream He Ever Had

The Best Dream He Ever Had

On reflection, he was more than happy that he had lived to experience such an event, however unreal it may have appeared at the time. He could see it all clearly now. Gazing up at the stars that seemed suddenly close and friendly he could not help but replay the scene over and over in his mind. To a stunned and packed Senate gathering President Barack Obama got slowly to his feet to announce th...

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Funny story: For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

For Traumworks' "Krazy Kat" Katzenberg, life is but a dream

HURRAY FOR HOLLYWOOD! -- For some 500 former employees, Traumworks is no longer a dream workplace. In fact, for the terminated workers, it's not even a dream job anymore. The animation studio was once the darling of Tinsel Town, but, due to a stri...

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Funny story: Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Lights! Camera! Action! Amazon enters the movie business: now, THAT's entertainment!

Look out, Tinsel Town! Tired of being an entertainment middleman, Amazon.com has announced that it's going into the film-making business. "We're producing a movie a month," Amazon Studios Vice-President in Charge of Vice, Leroy Price, crowed. T...

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