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Funny story: Fall From Grace

Fall From Grace

Attractive blonde photogenic 17 year-old Grace Ford - who fell 90ft from an apartment block in Majorca, has become the latest person to be injured while Defenestrating - the latest craze sweeping holiday resorts around the world. Defenestrating,...

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Funny story: Budget Holiday company collapse leaves 16,000 Chavs stranded

Budget Holiday company collapse leaves 16,000 Chavs stranded

Fackin ell. Me fackin old mam went on er oliday to fackin Greece an now she's fackin stuck there coz she can't get a fackin flight back ome. She booked this fackin oliday on the internet with this company called fackin Goldentrail or somefink. Co...

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Funny story: British holidaymakers 'waste £16 buying euros at the airport'

British holidaymakers 'waste £16 buying euros at the airport'

A study conducted for the Post Office claims that holidaymakers who buy euros at British airports rather than on the high street waste £16 on the average transaction. The analysis found that most travellers tried to change an average of £10 yet o...

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Funny story: MacFucsakes Family Give Big Thumbs Up To Frigghall On Sea

MacFucsakes Family Give Big Thumbs Up To Frigghall On Sea

Frequent travellers, and part time travel correspondents for Skoob News, the MacFucsakes family today gave a massive thumbs up to the UK tourism industry after spending a short break at booming resort town, Frigghall On Sea, bucking the trend for sho...

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Funny story: Salou turned into a Loo

Salou turned into a Loo

In the Spanish seaside resort of Salou, 70 miles from Barcelona, a British student holiday company has launched the first of their annual Saloufest, events and last week 4000 students from Universities all over the UK, descended to drink as much Sang...

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Funny story: "Vacations are a Human Right", EU Demands Admiralty Seize UK Flagged Cruise Ships to Provide Free Holidays for "Underprivileged!"

"Vacations are a Human Right", EU Demands Admiralty Seize UK Flagged Cruise Ships to Provide Free Holidays for "Underprivileged!"

Following a new EU Edict by Minister Antonio Tajani, appointed as EU Commissioner of Enterprise by Silvio Berlusconi, the Admiralty was mulling over demands that they seize all UK flagged cruise ships and make them available for 'Free Holidays" for...

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Funny story: Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Office denies travel advice fix over Minister's holiday

Foreign Secretary David Miliband has found himself at the centre of a political storm after eagle-eyed journalists spotted that travel advice for tourists visiting Grenada was allegedly altered to coincide with his planned family holiday to the islan...

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Funny story: Forget Groundhog Day, January 2nd Officially Designated Beaver Day!

Forget Groundhog Day, January 2nd Officially Designated Beaver Day!

Those holiday partiers who think that they have to wait for Febraury 2nd (Groundhog Day) for the next official holiday have been given a reprieve. January 2nd has just been recognized by Congress as Beaver Day. Women wishing to observe the festiv...

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Funny story: Boozy Brits Drink 80 Beers In One Week Holiday

Boozy Brits Drink 80 Beers In One Week Holiday

In a shock report, the Ministry of Health has announced that British holidaymakers habitually drink 80 beers in a one-week holiday! "This is disgusting" says Health Minister Gillian Merron "they are risking their health and wellbeing for momentary...

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Funny story: Alan Duncan Stretches Rations For Bali Trip

Alan Duncan Stretches Rations For Bali Trip

Tory front-bencher Alan Duncan has angered fellow party members further by jetting off with partner James Dunseath in business class with Singapore Airlines to the paradise destination of Bali. Duncan caused an in house storm among colleagues by s...

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Funny story: Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery, Rents His 150 Foot Yacht For £1.50 A Day

Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery, Rents His 150 Foot Yacht For £1.50 A Day

Athens, Greece Working class couple, Nigel and Mary Woods, are furious with Bryanair CEO, Mick O'Leery. Having rented Mr. O'Leery's yacht, Bourguignon de Boeuf, at the reasonable price of £1.50 for a leisurely week of cruising on the Mediterranean, t...

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Funny story: Hairdressers Banned from asking: "Are you going anywhere nice for your Holidays?"

Hairdressers Banned from asking: "Are you going anywhere nice for your Holidays?"

A new law has placed restrictions on the type of questions Hairdressers are allowed ask their clients, and chief amongst them is the banning of asking where you are going on holidays this year. For decades, hairdressers have used this line on thei...

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Funny story: Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility To Become Holiday Camp

Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility To Become Holiday Camp

HAVANA, Cuba - Secretary of State for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs, The Rt Hon. David Miliband, announced today the purchase of the United States Guantanamo Bay Detention Facility by the British Government. The property, in turn, will be leased...

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Funny story: Prime Minister announces National holiday for 'Be Kind To A Banker Day'

Prime Minister announces National holiday for 'Be Kind To A Banker Day'

Next week the Government is to announce a new National Holiday in Britain called 'BE KIND TO A BANKER DAY'. The aim of the holiday is to dispel the animosity between the the public and the financial sector. When asked about this radical proposal...

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Funny story: International ABBA Day cancelled

International ABBA Day cancelled

Residents of the Dutch town of Roosendaal breathed a huge sigh of relief today after it was announced that the annual 'International ABBA day' that has been held there for several years has been cancelled by the newly elected Conservative Council.

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Funny story: Federal Holidays to Change Again

Federal Holidays to Change Again

The United States will be rearranging their Federal Holidays again. The news upset printers of calendars everywhere as many 2010 editions had already been submitted for early printing. The new holiday will be called Freedom Day and will be celebr...

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Funny story: CHaVs To Get Free Holidays

CHaVs To Get Free Holidays

In response to a TV programme 'Holidays from Heaven', budget airline, Cheezy Jet have offered Chavs free holidays - yes FREE holidays! Many destinations are in Spain, Lanzarote or Majorca and include a full week stay in a 3 star hotel complete with s...

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