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Funny story: Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan

Hitler: I hope Bieber would have been a fan

Following news of teen-sensation Justin Bieber's comments in the Anne Frank museum guestbook, a Bavarian spirit guide has managed to find Bieber a fan from the afterlife - Adolf Hitler. The medium, Hans Gruber, says that the message from the forme...

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Funny story: Historians Find Motivational Posters In Hitler's Bunker

Historians Find Motivational Posters In Hitler's Bunker

BERLIN, DE - An excavation in Berlin, Germany, unveiled a secret room inside Hitler's Bunker, decorated with scores of motivational posters. "The posters range in size and quantity," said Dr. Robert Herzog from the University of Berlin, "from the...

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Funny story: Twitter bans German Nazis in Germany: Herr Hitler was a huge "twit" too!

Twitter bans German Nazis in Germany: Herr Hitler was a huge "twit" too!

Twitter have bowed to the requests of the German government and banned German Nazis from being enormous "Twits" on the German Twitter site. As for the rest of the world they can continue "twitting" their evil messages with impunity. A spokesman fo...

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Funny story: Todd Akin To Build "Berghof West" in Missouri: Adolph Hitler's Residence Serves as Model

Todd Akin To Build "Berghof West" in Missouri: Adolph Hitler's Residence Serves as Model

Special to TPN - Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO) is building a new summer home atop Taum Sauk Mountain, the highest point in Missouri. Rep. Akin is known famously as the one who clarified the difference between "rape" and "legitimate rape." To his credit, he a...

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Funny story: Nazis come from outer-space and now it's a fact!

Nazis come from outer-space and now it's a fact!

Nazis are not Satan's children and certainly do not originate from the cauldrons of hell because after finding an original Nazi and examining it; there is proof that they come from outer-space and travelled on meteorites! Originally the Nazi Bu...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Bill Clinton Promotes Hitler-Style Vegetarianism at World Rodeo Convention

Many rodeo-goers expressed surprise, even shock, at the announcement that former United States president Bill Clinton would be the keynote speaker at the 2012 World Rodeo Convention in Houston, Texas. For one, media sources have in recent years repor...

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Funny story: Queen's Diamond Jubilee 'as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries'

Queen's Diamond Jubilee 'as big a hoax as the Hitler Diaries'

London - It's a script crafted by descendants of Oswald Mosley's Blackshirt Fascists who doshed up plonkers in the Coalition Cabinet. Today a former Hellfire Club treasurer described the Jubilee plot as daft and corrupt as the faux memoirs of Quee...

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Funny story: Hitlers Two Balls

Hitlers Two Balls

The good thing about history is that it's always there, you can rely on it. Like the 98 year old grandfather who refuses to die because he wants to vote BNP one more time. History is there to stop us repeating past mistakes, and to guide us into a be...

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Funny story: Hitler to open 2012 games!

Hitler to open 2012 games!

Boris Johnson has come up with a brilliant idea to enhance his own fantastic image and assure the world that he is the right man for London. After consulting with a demented Prince Philip, who often wanders off in his mind back to his Nazi days, they...

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Funny story: Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Bin Laden speaks to mediums: "Heaven sucks but Hell's great."

Osama bin Laden speaking to mediums on the eve of the first commemoration of his death, says that he sure is in Hell, but he would not want it any other way. "The guys in Heaven all want to come down here. There's no hot stuff up there - not even...

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Funny story: French Plumber Claims To Be Hitler's Love Child.

French Plumber Claims To Be Hitler's Love Child.

A French plumber has come forward with the incredible claim that he is the illegitimate son of the wartime Nazi Germany leader, Adolf Hitler. Monsieur Jean-Claude Courgette, who is 68 years old, has told family members and close friends that he...

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Funny story: Hitler makes come-back as shampoo model!

Hitler makes come-back as shampoo model!

Notorious Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler has been reincarnated and can now be seen modelling Turkish shampoo! He decided to turn-over in his grave once more because the product, Biomen, is for real men and not for "fairies". Also his fee was pretty hot,...

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Funny story: All Our Yesterdays - "I'll Take Stalingrad. No Problem." - Hitler August 1942

All Our Yesterdays - "I'll Take Stalingrad. No Problem." - Hitler August 1942

Furious exchanges today in the Reichstag as Chancellor Hitler declared confidently that taking Stalingrad would not be a problem. Herr Hitler responded to criticism of his plan to subjugate the Russian City in pursuit of control of the vast mineral wealth of the Caucasus by saying that the assault on the beleaguered city would reap dividends, and thus aid the war effort. Plus, it would be on...

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Funny story: More From The Problem Page

More From The Problem Page

With This Week's Guest Editor: 20th Century Philosopher Of Being Martin Heidegger (James Corden says: "Top man! Being all over the media like a rash is so stressing. Jack Black introduced me to Heidegger's 'Ɯberwindung der Metaphysik' on the set of Gulliver's Travels: it's the perfect way to touch base after a hard day feeding my already-bloated ego." Dear Martin, as a mature man, it is...

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Funny story: Greece accuse Germany of being Nazis so Merkel sent a squadron of Stukas to Athens to prove the point!

Greece accuse Germany of being Nazis so Merkel sent a squadron of Stukas to Athens to prove the point!

Instead of accepting the fact that the Greek government, it's civil service, financial fraternity and public services are completely corrupt, the Greeks have decided to verbally bite off the hand that could eventually feed them, Germany. The Germa...

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Funny story: Japan moving to Mars

Japan moving to Mars

TOKYO - The emperor of Japan has announced that Japan will be "Moving to Mars" by 2020. According to sources close to the emperor's secret compound, the plan to move Japan to Africa was foiled by huge insects that terrified Japanese school children...

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Funny story: Furious Burnley War Hero Demands The Return Of Hitler's Long Lost Testicle

Furious Burnley War Hero Demands The Return Of Hitler's Long Lost Testicle

Legendary Burnley war hero, Jimmy Bacon, of Accrington Road in the town, today demanded the return of Hitler's long lost testicle, claiming that he was the rightful owner, and that the council had no right slipping a local junkie a tenner, for the po...

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