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Funny story: Maryland Woman Accuses Herman Cain of Sexual Fantasy Harassment

Maryland Woman Accuses Herman Cain of Sexual Fantasy Harassment

Elkridge, MD -- Joining the parade of women popping up from all corners of the nation to accuse Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain of sexual harassment is Maryland's own Irma Squat of Elkridge. In a World Nutz Daily exclusive, the 43-ye...

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Funny story: Monica Lewinsky States For The Record That She Has Never Met Herman Cain

Monica Lewinsky States For The Record That She Has Never Met Herman Cain

YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK - Monica Lewinsky, one of the most famous White House interns in the history of White House interns, was vacationing with a girlfriend in California's Yosemite National Park when she was approached by an entertainment news repo...

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Funny story: Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gals Will Soon Be Coming Out of The Woodwork!

Herman Cain's "PizzaGate" Gals Will Soon Be Coming Out of The Woodwork!

CLEVELAND - GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain spoke at a Walmart parking lot where he began to tell the assembled crowd of about 27 people about his 9-9-9 tax proposal. Suddenly from the back a male voice hollered out, "The hell with 9-9-9 du...

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Funny story: Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment allegations in...German?

Herman Cain responds to sexual harassment allegations in...German?

WASHINGTON, D.C.--Herman Cain's campaign for the Republican nomination is all over but for the crying. Web-based news sources confronted Cain about sexual harassment suits from the 1990s. After a long pause, Cain reverted to German, a tactic some...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

Herman Cain Has Agreed To Appear On Gordon Ramsay's "Hell's Kitchen"

TUPELO, Mississippi - Herman Cain brought his I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour into Tupelo, Mississippi. The town located in northern Mississippi is noted for being the place where back in September of 1863, during a Civil War battle, Confederate Gene...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

Herman Cain Gains Popularity While Mrs. Herman Cain Calls Husband PeeWee

SOUTH DAKOTA - First, Herman Cain changed his tax plan from 9-9-9 to 9-0-9. Then Herman Cain's chief of staff, Mark Block, who loves the way smoke feels on his mustache, is shown smoking a cigarette in a political commercial. Then Herman Cain promise...

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Funny story: Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

Herman "The Pizza Bro" Cain Says That He Has Already Picked His Secretary of The Treasury

CLEVELAND - Herman Cain's The I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour pulled into the city that sits on the banks of Lake Erie and is the home of the Cleveland Indians, The Cleveland Browns, and the Cleveland Cavaliers. Cain spoke in the parking lot of a loca...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Talks About His Latest Campaign Ad Which Shows His Chief-of-Staff Smoking

Herman Cain Talks About His Latest Campaign Ad Which Shows His Chief-of-Staff Smoking

WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina - Herman Cain brought his campaign bus tour deep into "Tobacco Territory." And GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle said that it was a brilliant move by the Republican presidential front runner or as Michele Bachmann re...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Promises To Make Memories For America Fresh and Produce and Smokey

Herman Cain Promises To Make Memories For America Fresh and Produce and Smokey

GEORGIA - It's been one week since the last GOP debate embarrassed Americans politically with the choice of its GOP candidates. It's been less than twenty-four hours that Herman Cain and team decided to do something about it. The Cain team has co...

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Funny story: Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

Amanda Knox Reveals The Interesting Reason Why She Will Not Vote For Herman Cain

SEATTLE - Amanda Knox was sitting at a local park eating some Chicken McNuggets while enjoying the fresh smell of freedom. Knox spent four years in an Italian prison where she said the smell reminded her of what the inside of a goat's stomach prob...

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Funny story: Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Republicans Set Brackets for 2012 Nomination

Special to INS - The Republican National Committee (RNC) has set the brackets for the 2012 nominating convention to be held in Tampa, Florida, starting in August 2012. Top seed is Mitt Romney, despite the fact that his political history reads like a...

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Funny story: 'Obama Girl' Endorses Herman Cain

'Obama Girl' Endorses Herman Cain

NEW YORK CITY - It's been nearly four years since the 'Obama girl' was seen in the public's eye. Since then shes' managed to reinvent herself by creating a Facebook profile, Twitter account, Google+ page, and an Xbox avatar. And now she has become so...

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Funny story: Rick Perry Promised to Draw Distinctions Between Himself, the Black American, and the African American

Rick Perry Promised to Draw Distinctions Between Himself, the Black American, and the African American

IOWA - As Rick Perry was stepping out of his bullet proof deluxe edition of his sports utility vehicle pumping Jay-Z's 'Can I get…..' at a hunting preserve, he told reporters, "It's time for brand new colors, colors that Crayola hasn't even imagined.

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Funny story: Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

Herman Cain's New 9-0-9 Tax Plan Taxes The World

DETROIT - In what has been dubbed the bravest political idea since President Obama promised to change the way politics is done in Washington, Republican presidential hopeful, Herman Cain has revised and redefined his original 9-9-9 tax plan to sound...

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Funny story: The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

The Highlights and Lowlights of The GOP Las Vegas Debate Featuring Ron "The Old Geezer" Paul

LAS VEGAS - The latest GOP presidential candidate debate looked more like a WWF wrestling cage match without the cage than a civilized political debate. Mitt Romney did not like Rick Perry revealing that he (Old Mittens) had hired 17 illegal alien...

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Funny story: CBS poll suggests 72% Americans love the way Herman Cain says Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

CBS poll suggests 72% Americans love the way Herman Cain says Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac

NEW YORK CITY - If there's anything a comedian can say about the upcoming presidential elections it's that it's fun watching Republicans spar with each other. Thus far, politicians have managed not to disappoint. Rick Perry always feels he has th...

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Funny story: Herman Cain Denies That He Has Fantasies About Rihanna

Herman Cain Denies That He Has Fantasies About Rihanna

BILLINGS, Montana - Herman Cain's The I Just Be Chilaxin Bus Tour found itself in "Big Sky" country where Cain says he wants people to know that he will not ignore them like other presidents including George Bush have done. Speaking from the steps...

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