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Funny story: Deaths Put Damper on Hell, Michigan World Record Funeral Procession

Deaths Put Damper on Hell, Michigan World Record Funeral Procession

A car club in Hell, Michigan known as 'Just Hearse'N Around' failed to get enough hearses together to beat the world record for world's longest funeral procession. It was determined that around 50 hearses were needed to break the record, but due to c...

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Funny story: Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan holds press conference - says, "Hell will freeze over."

Satan held a press conference today to tell the world he has had it with everyone talking about this or that would happen when Hell freezes over. "You people are asking for more than you bargained for, soon we will see if it all comes true." S...

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Funny story: Lightning Victim Says He Prefers Hades to Hell

Lightning Victim Says He Prefers Hades to Hell

Long thought to be different names for the same eternal and fiery destination, Florida pornography producer, polygamist and convicted drug smuggler, Bernie Smurphwank says "not so". During a recent golf event, Smurphwank was struck by lightning on t...

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Funny story: Hell Freezes Over Satan Blames Al Gore

Hell Freezes Over Satan Blames Al Gore

Hell- Record low temperatures resulted in major ice storms in Hell today. Satan reported Al Gores attempts to stop global warming as the cause." When Al sold me his soul for his riches I didn't know the bastard was going to actually stop warming" Sat...

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Funny story: Hell Getting Cooler

Hell Getting Cooler

Clerics from around the globe met in Cyprus last week to discuss increasing evidence of global warming and its' impact to religious teachings of all denominations. With global warming now proven by compelling scientific evidence religious leaders are...

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Funny story: Banks Foreclose on Hell! Satan Moves to Winter Residence at Scientology World Headquarters

Banks Foreclose on Hell! Satan Moves to Winter Residence at Scientology World Headquarters

Sarasota, FL: Markets around the world were rocked today with news of the imminent foreclosure on Hell by a consortium of major international banks. The announcement came only after months of failed negotiations between Satan and the Associated Mini...

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Funny story: Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

Satan To Retire - Dick Cheney To Take Over As Supreme Evil Of The Underworld

In a surprise move, Sunday, Satan, the Prince of Darkness, announced his retirement citing that after thousands of years of initiating pestilence, wars, catastrophes and general mayhem, he was ready for a break. "The job wears you down." the G...

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Funny story: Religious Leaders Concur: Former US VP Dick Cheney is Going to Hell

Religious Leaders Concur: Former US VP Dick Cheney is Going to Hell

In an unusual show of solidarity, religious leaders around the world representing Christian, Jewish, Muslim and even Buddhist faiths agreed that former US Vice President Dick Cheney is going to hell in his next lifetime. The predictions of eternal...

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Funny story: Neighbour From Hell Too Hot To Handle

Neighbour From Hell Too Hot To Handle

A 128-year-old neighbour from hell has been evicted from her home after a series of raucous parties with The Devil, and various Incubbus and Succubus. A judge told Jeannie Luciferston she had 28 days to leave the sheltered housing flat in Southamp...

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Funny story: Seventh Circle of Hell Opens to Welcome King of Pop

Seventh Circle of Hell Opens to Welcome King of Pop

Micheal Jackson has been formally welcomed into the demonic brotherhood of Satan at a lavish ceremony in the fiery pits of Hell today. The 'King of Poop' and 'His Dark Satanic Majesty' met for only second time since the pop stars career took off d...

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Funny story: A Special Place in Hell Awaits Bernie Madoff

A Special Place in Hell Awaits Bernie Madoff

A special place in Hell awaits Bernie Madoff when he croaks. Satan himself allowed himself to be interviewed on Fox News (where else?) today. Interviewer: What have you set up for Bernie Madoff when he finally gets shived by his prison roommate? Satan: We have a special section especially set up for him in the Muslim section of Hell. It is where we keep all the suicide bombers who blew...

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Funny story: Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell signed a deal of equal opportunity in terrorism

Pakistan and Hell, the two most volatile region have for the first time signed an agreement for equal opportunity and terrorism. Frustrated at United Nation and Western and Eastern World, Pakistan decided to join hand with Hell to jointly spread terr...

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Funny story: Satan Claims First Spoof Writer's Soul for Offenses Against Jade Goody

Satan Claims First Spoof Writer's Soul for Offenses Against Jade Goody

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The arrival of Satan at my door this afternoon heralded the first of many souls to be claimed over the next few days. The abruptness of the five rapid knocks startled me enough to make me jump; I was not expecting company. I h...

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Funny story: Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

Special Hell for Greedy CEOs Created.

God Almighty in close association with Satan has created a special hell for CEO's and other business leaders who have helped to create the present world-wide financial meltdown (it seems Satan himself couldn't stomach the gall of these money-engorged...

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Funny story: Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Computer manufacturer Hell has launched what it calls 'the world's crappest laptop'. The Alamo weighs next to nothing, due to having less memory than a pocket calculator, and can be folded into your pocket, or simply dropped into the nearest bin.

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Funny story: London Buses: A One Way Ticket to Hell

London Buses: A One Way Ticket to Hell

Londoners have been griping about conditions on the double deckers for years now but conditions have gravely worsened since the city has accepted ads from the Atheist Association. A British unbeliever took offense at a Christian advertisement on a Lo...

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Funny story: NASA Announces Outer Space Filled With Screaming

NASA Announces Outer Space Filled With Screaming

Houston TX-- NASA spokesman Dr. Karl Saygun announced at a joint news conference that Outer Space is filled with the sounds of human screaming. The news came a few weeks after NASA said space "smelled like burning steak." Dr. Saygun was grim fac...

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