Though competition was stiff for the honor of being voted CQ Magazine's "Pointless Man of the Year", the winner with more than 65% of the voting was the forgettable and regrettable, Spencer Pratt. Claim to fame being nothing more than existing as...
NEW YORK CITY - Heidi Montag was in New York City on a Christmas shopping trip. She told her cousin Mavis Frackenhaus that she had received a call from an unnamed New York Yankees player. Montag informed Mavis that the nameless player had asked to...
HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock, who lately has devoted most of her time to being the mommy of little Louis Bardo Bullock, has just announced that she will be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's lesbian spy-comedy The Carpet Cuties of Cali...
LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has just agreed to appear in an anti-plastic surgery commercial with the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgeries, none other than Heidi "Plastic Woman" Montag. Montag has had close to 40 plastic surgeries performed on her...
LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are fast becoming the modern day versions of P.T. Barnum. The 'odd couple' has certainly done everything within their power to see to it that they stay in the public eye. Pratt and Montag have told W...
HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have just told a reporter for West Coast Mirror Magazine that they will be appearing in the TriMoon Films motion picture Don't Touch My Junk. Montag will be portraying Gunella W. McMoneychain, a paralegal...
MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade. Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out...
CHICAGO - Mel Gibson's ex-former girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva says that she is not going to wait around for Mel from hell to cough up money which is owed to her and their baby. The Russian born pianist has consulted with the edi…
TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...
MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...
MALIBU BEACH - Spencer Pratt, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag, aka "The Plastic Woman" said that he is still currently shopping around that highly intimate sex tape that he made of him and Heidi. Pratt said that Heidi calls him everyday...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...
TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...
SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, California - Heidi Montag was in The San Fernando Valley to purchase some peaches so she could make her favorite desert Caramelized Peach Cobbler Parfait. When asked how she was doing she replied that she was doing very bad si...
UNIVERSAL CITY, California - Spencer Pratt, who was married to Heidi Montag for 15 months, has announced that he is shopping around a sex tape that he made of himself and his then wife Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag. Pratt said that the tape is...
The completely re-arranged Heidi Montag has been hysterically tweeting for a new plastic surgeon following the death of her celeb-surgeon Frank Ryan. Heidi tweeted friends that "He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel."...
The plastic surgeon who defiled God's work on such famous faces as Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson and Shauna Sand was smoted today, after falling off the Pacific Coast Highway in his 1995 Jeep convertible. "I love his last Tweet," said the Lord Je...
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