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Funny story: Spencer Pratt: Voted 2010 Pointless Man of the Year

Spencer Pratt: Voted 2010 Pointless Man of the Year

Though competition was stiff for the honor of being voted CQ Magazine's "Pointless Man of the Year", the winner with more than 65% of the voting was the forgettable and regrettable, Spencer Pratt. Claim to fame being nothing more than existing as...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Drops A Bombshell Regarding Four Of The New York Yankees

Heidi Montag Drops A Bombshell Regarding Four Of The New York Yankees

NEW YORK CITY - Heidi Montag was in New York City on a Christmas shopping trip. She told her cousin Mavis Frackenhaus that she had received a call from an unnamed New York Yankees player. Montag informed Mavis that the nameless player had asked to...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock and Heidi Montag To Star In The Lesbian Epic "The Carpet Cuties of California"

Sandra Bullock and Heidi Montag To Star In The Lesbian Epic "The Carpet Cuties of California"

HOLLYWOOD - Sandra Bullock, who lately has devoted most of her time to being the mommy of little Louis Bardo Bullock, has just announced that she will be starring with Heidi Montag in Staccato Monteverdi's lesbian spy-comedy The Carpet Cuties of Cali...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Film An Anti-Plastic Surgery Commercial With Heidi Montag

Justin Bieber To Film An Anti-Plastic Surgery Commercial With Heidi Montag

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has just agreed to appear in an anti-plastic surgery commercial with the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgeries, none other than Heidi "Plastic Woman" Montag. Montag has had close to 40 plastic surgeries performed on her...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In A New Reality Show Called, "Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists"

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In A New Reality Show Called, "Yep, It's Us Again: Heidi and Spencer - The Con Artists"

LOS ANGELES - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are fast becoming the modern day versions of P.T. Barnum. The 'odd couple' has certainly done everything within their power to see to it that they stay in the public eye. Pratt and Montag have told W...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt To Star In The New TSA Motion Picture "Don't Touch My Junk"

HOLLYWOOD - Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have just told a reporter for West Coast Mirror Magazine that they will be appearing in the TriMoon Films motion picture Don't Touch My Junk. Montag will be portraying Gunella W. McMoneychain, a paralegal...

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Funny story: Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

Hulk Hogan Never Participated In A Menage-A-Trois With Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva

MISSOULA, Montana - Hulk Hogan was in Missoula where he had been named the Grand Marshal of The 97th Annual Missoula Buffalo Branding and Denutting Festival and Parade. Hogan, AKA Terry Bollea, who was dressed in a yellow and red tuxedo, stood out...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva To Pose Nude In a Girl-On-Girl Photo Layout In PlayGuy

Heidi Montag and Oksana Grigorieva To Pose Nude In a Girl-On-Girl Photo Layout In PlayGuy

CHICAGO - Mel Gibson's ex-former girlfriend and ex-future wife Oksana Grigorieva says that she is not going to wait around for Mel from hell to cough up money which is owed to her and their baby. The Russian born pianist has consulted with the edi...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

Heidi Montag Angrily Denies Joan Rivers Claim That She's A Closet Lesbian

TUBA CITY, Arizona - Heidi Montag was visiting the world famous Grand Canyon in Arizona before President Obama sells it to a group of rich North Korean investors. She was dressed in a brand new Daisy Duke outfit that she said she had been given by...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"

Heidi Montag Confesses "Yes, I've Just Had My Vagina Vajazzled"

MALIBU BEACH - Heidi Montag, who has had more cosmetic and plastic surgery than any three Hollywood celebrities, including male celebs such as Burt Reynolds and Kenny Rogers, was spotted sunning her plasticized body on Malibu Beach. Heidi, who is...

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Funny story: Spencer Pratt Buys Heidi Montag A Stripper's Pole

Spencer Pratt Buys Heidi Montag A Stripper's Pole

MALIBU BEACH - Spencer Pratt, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag, aka "The Plastic Woman" said that he is still currently shopping around that highly intimate sex tape that he made of him and Heidi. Pratt said that Heidi calls him everyday...

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Funny story: Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

Nude Sex Tape of Heidi Montag and Playmate Karissa Shannon Will Soon Be Selling Like Hot Cakes

WEST HOLLYWOOD - During his marriage to Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt was always looking for ways and means to make a dollar. A close, unnamed source revealed that when Spencer saw his wife Heidi's boobs, he just did not see knockers, he saw hooter...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

Dolly Parton, Spokeswoman For The 2010 National Breast Appreciation Day Has Banned Heidi Montag From Participating In The Event's Festivities

TERRE HAUTE, Indiana - Dolly Parton was in town visiting an old high school girlfriend when she was asked about this years National Breast Appreciation Day which will take place on September 20. Parton, who is definitely qualified to be the spokes...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag's Plastic Gate Update - She Says She Is Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Of Like Michael Jackson's Did

Heidi Montag's Plastic Gate Update - She Says She Is Afraid Her Nose Will Fall Of Like Michael Jackson's Did

SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, California - Heidi Montag was in The San Fernando Valley to purchase some peaches so she could make her favorite desert Caramelized Peach Cobbler Parfait. When asked how she was doing she replied that she was doing very bad si...

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Funny story: Spencer Pratt To Release Scandalous Sex Tape of Him and Heidi Montag

Spencer Pratt To Release Scandalous Sex Tape of Him and Heidi Montag

UNIVERSAL CITY, California - Spencer Pratt, who was married to Heidi Montag for 15 months, has announced that he is shopping around a sex tape that he made of himself and his then wife Heidi "The Plastic Woman" Montag. Pratt said that the tape is...

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Funny story: Death of celebrity plastic surgeon has hysterical Heidi Montag desperately seeking new re-plasterer

Death of celebrity plastic surgeon has hysterical Heidi Montag desperately seeking new re-plasterer

The completely re-arranged Heidi Montag has been hysterically tweeting for a new plastic surgeon following the death of her celeb-surgeon Frank Ryan. Heidi tweeted friends that "He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel."...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson and Shauna Sand's Plastic Surgeon Smote by God.

Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson and Shauna Sand's Plastic Surgeon Smote by God.

The plastic surgeon who defiled God's work on such famous faces as Heidi Montag, Janice Dickinson and Shauna Sand was smoted today, after falling off the Pacific Coast Highway in his 1995 Jeep convertible. "I love his last Tweet," said the Lord Je...

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