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Funny story: All Cats Go To...Well, Not Heaven

All Cats Go To...Well, Not Heaven

My wife has her cats. She loves her cats. The cats love...themselves and about nothing else. No, I'm not a cat person.

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Funny story: Pete Rose Ban Lifted

Pete Rose Ban Lifted

HEAVEN -- The ramifications from Pete Rose's admission that he bet on games in which he participated continue.

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Funny story: God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

God Charges Bank Administrator Twenty-Five Dollar Late Fee For Not Dying On Time

Heaven - Seventy-five year-old Wilson Masters, a retired bank administrator, was charged a $25 late fee after living a full three months later than God, and doctors, had expected.

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Funny story: Super casino to be built in Heaven

Super casino to be built in Heaven

God announced plans today for a new super casino to be built in Heaven. The new complex will be one of the biggest structures ever created and will feature 24 hour gambling and a huge hotel complex.

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Funny story: God's new plan for Peace

God's new plan for Peace

Dateline: Heaven - God, in an interview with reporters, during a recent book signing at the Gospel superstore "Prayers R-Us", commented on his latest book "War and Fleece". "This text is not warm and fuzzy, as you might have thought from the title...

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Funny story: God to Begin Collecting Fees for Use of Jesus' Likeness

God to Begin Collecting Fees for Use of Jesus' Likeness

Heaven - Despite explicit instructions in several well known divinely inspired best sellers, it appears mankind has tested the Lord God Almighty's patience for using His son's name in vain and/or for profit. And in an unprecedented announcemen...

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Funny story: Reagan begins ‘blog' from Heaven

Reagan begins ‘blog' from Heaven

Former United States President Ronald Reagan, who died June 5 after suffering for long from Alzheimer's disease, has begun ‘blogging' from Heaven.

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Funny story: Citing Numerous Performance Problems, God Recalls Testicles

Citing Numerous Performance Problems, God Recalls Testicles

Heaven-Almighty God announced today in a much anticipated press conference his intention to recall what he described as "His worst mistake since Lucifer," the testicles of half the world's population.

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Funny story: "The Passion": An Expert's View

"The Passion": An Expert's View

A Undisclosed part of Heaven -- God decided that he would speak out about Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" today. As he mentioned, "everyone else has an opinion, so I thought I'd voice mine."...

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Funny story: God's Corner

God's Corner

Hi all, God here again. So, another big week up here in Heaven as always. First thing of course, I want everyone to know, that earthquake in Iran, I had absolutely nothing to do with that. You can blame that on the new guy…Kenny. He’s kind of a dumb ass but you know, you have to give them some responsibility from time to time if you ever want them to learn. So, I’m breaking in the new batch o...

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