British Airways has reacted to its seemingly unending problems at its new £4.3billion facility Terminal 5, by publishing an advisory booklet for passengers who may have tried to travel from T5, entitled What...
Just last week British Airways launched its new web site eBA to sell all of the misplaced bags and their contents rather than find their rightful owners. Now BA has...
Hundreds of workers at Heathrow's Terminal 5 started to brawl just hours after it opened, it emerged last night.
The Olympic torch relay faces its toughest challenge yet as it approaches London and the dreaded Terminal 5 that has recently opened amid chaotic circumstances at Heathrow Airport.
Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion state-of-the-art facility at Heathrow Airport, that was shut down earlier this week when it transpired that its checking-in system didn't work, is to hold a sale of all unclaimed baggage
In an attempt to keep a stiff upper lip and make light (oops… the best) of a bad situation the management of British Airways has decided to embark on a new business venture. It's called eBA, an online site modeled after eBay to sell the volumes o...
Growing popular website Ebay have today announced the opening of a brand new category entitled "Heathrow Baggage".
Following early unconfirmed reports that BA was shipping misplaced baggage at Terminal 5 on Indonesian freighters for temporary storage in duty-free warehouses in Dubai, BA spokesman confirmed to AFP reporters that baggage not claimed by passengers...
It has been revealed today that 9 out of 10 pilots landing in the U.K were unaware that Heathrow's Terminal 5 actually existed.
Cardinal O'Brien, taking time off from condemning life saving stem cell research, has condemned Heathrow's Terminal 5 and says that the current problems are divine punishment for the greed and pollution demonstrated by the airport operator BA...
In a revealing interview today the manager of Heathrow Airports new Terminal Five building has revealed how he calmed down and sorted out this weekends chaos.
Heathrow Airport was a scene of utter chaos this morning after it was announced that Terminal 5, the new £4.3billion facility opened to passengers just yesterday, was to close with immediate effect.
BA and airport partners BAA have hailed the success of their latest baggage losing technology in Terminal 5 at Heathrow today.
For years we have heard the mantra "Terminal 5 on time and on budget". Today this has been substituted by "Terminal 5 in chaos". And the reason for this turnabout - the old chestnut of baggage going missing.
London - (DaftAss Mess): It took a while before the penny dropped...
The major security incident yesterday at Heathrow, which resulted in the northern runway closed for 2 hours and many flights being cancelled, was nothing more than a man running after the plane that he'd missed.
Heathrow Airport - (Taser Beam Mess): Last month's Heathrow jet crash landing may have been caused by an adapted taser-ray based on the Pentagon's railgun according to Anti-Terror cops monitoring airport expansion protesters.
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