Judge Hugh Bennett has thrown out Heather Mills claim for £100 million lump sum plus an Annual Allowance of £20 million for herself and £10 million for her daughter Beatrice Milly plus legal fees and expenses saying that "Heather Mills does not...
One of Britain's iconic TV entertainers, Bruce Forsyth who claims he is 35 years-old but looks about 80 has just announced that he is to be engaged to Heather Mills. Forsyth met his latest love a...
London - (Delusional Mess): The judge presiding over the McCartney/Mills divorce hearing has halted proceedings and ordered a full psychiatric evaluation of Heather Mills after she claimed a £10 million pay off would be demeaning.
London - (Matrimonial Mess): "Don't be fooled by all that wholesome veggie-burger psychobabble nonsense, M'Lud," Paul McCartney's attorney told a divorce court judge today. "My client's wife is a walking dispensary of...
Windsor Castle - (Lurid Ass Mess): Is Carla Brunei about to become France's very own Heather Mills? Worried courtiers and Castle attendants are unanimous that hell will freeze over first before the walking slagheap-cum-France's first Mada...
For one person this will be a Valentine's Day to remember. For the rest of the world it will be quite a shock too.
Rumours of a forthcoming agreement in the ongoing Macca -v-Mucca Divorce were brushed aside by a spokesperson for bashful Heather Mills today. Actually, having fired...
Heather Mills hopes to strike it rich in her divorce settlement with Sir Paul McCartney after the failed photographer and one-legged hoofer never quite measured up to First Lady status among the Beatles' women.
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): A senior divorce judge heard today Paul McCartney's testimony that Heather Mills had been penetrated by Abu Hamza.
Royal Courts of Injustice - (Fraudulent Mess): Next week's Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce hearing is set to reveal a massive authorship and copyright fraud cover-up about the Beatles' music.
London - (Reuterus): Giant replicas of Princess Diana's fanny, Heather Mills' missing leg and a sunbed-ready Camilla are on the Culture Secretary's shortlist to grace Trafalgar Square's empty plinth.
Heather Mills, the limping former wife of ex-Beatle Sir Paul Mills-McCartney, has gone public on the reasons for the couple's acrimonious split - thousands of rats!...
The mass world-wide media has decided to take the unusual step of obtaining a court order against the strange and estranged ex wife of Paul McCartney, in an attempt to get some peace and quiet from her constant whinging and whining.
Detroit, MI - Bob Smith, an unemployed Michigan man says he prefers the newer and crazier Heather Mills over the calmer, and saner one from years past.
Red Lion Square, London - (Ass Mess): A leading London firm of divorce lawyers has dumped Heather Mills after a meeting with the Met's Fraud Squad brought claims of bigamy and blackmail about the bigmouth peroxide vegan scrot-grinder.
The United Nations Security Council has called a special emergency meeting for tomorrow. The move followed the public declaration by Heather Mills McCartney, the soon to be ex-wife of Paul McCartney, known affectionately in the British press as Lady...
Heather Mills, the estranged wife of still-crooning ex-Beatle Paul Mills-McCartney, laid siege to a series of TV studios yesterday morning, claiming that stories of her having a wooden leg were "prepost...
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