RYE, NY --- President Obama addressed students and faculty at Holden Caulfield Prep School for Boys in Rye, NY, today. The President was introduced to the 900 students gathered in Pencey Hall, by Principal Spencer Antolini. The speech was meant to...
Fly by night cosmetic surgery slashers Body-morph have admitted that some of there implants might contain goldfish, although they assure patients that there is no risk from cancer from the fish. The scandal came to light, after a woman complained...
Lord Blyth: Boots Chemists deputy chairman. Tory Donor. Stands to gain from the break up and privatisation of the NHS wants to buy the Walk in Centres at an agreed cut-price with Cameron. UK Pharmaceutical Industry: Courting the Conservative party, has also begun gearing up for a change in government, as drug companies have been reshuffling their public affairs teams and courting the C...
Doctors ordered to show old people more respect by NHS management have denied they need to change their methods, saying old people would continue to be treated just as despicably as everybody else in their stead. The British Medical Association al...
Following a study by the UK Medical Research Council into effective ways to reduce weight, over 300 women feel let down. The MRC took 770 overweight women from Germany, Austria and the UK, sent half to their GP for help and the others were sent t...
CARACAS, VENEZUELA--President Hugo Chavez has finally come home to Miraflores, but at the same time, on his return from Cuba, supporters fear that the country could face a whopping medical bill. Thousands, perhaps even a gazillion, turned out at t...
Washington DC -- Pres. Barack Obama says he has figured out what is causing the US economic slowdown, and that he knows how to cure the economy's ills. But a variety of experts disagree. "Wall Street is not getting its minimum daily requirement of...
A care homes company has begun selling off its old people after going into administration. Northern Cross, which operates 130 care homes around the UK, went into administration this week after failing to raise finance to cover its debts. 1,000 sta...
It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...
It can't have escaped your notice that domestic fuel prices are about rise sharply. Don't despair, read our useful guide to saving energy and money. By following a few simple tips you could save enough money to buy a gallon of petrol. Believe it or not it's cheaper to buy second hand clothes at a local boot sale than it is to wash yours, even at low temperatures. The average washing machine...
Washington DC: Long painful discussions between Democratic and Republican negotiators have reached common ground on restructuring Medicare to reduce costs without sacrificing medical care for senior citizens. The president called HHS Secretary Ka...
Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod. Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...
As concerns grow for elderly residents of care homes, new proposals have been advanced suggesting that placing the elderly on board strategically positioned prison ships will ease the burden on the taxpayer. The idea appears to be gaining support...
Washington DC (AP) Following the lead of Representative Virginia Foxx (Nutjob-NC) who introduced successful legislation to ban any federal education assistance from being used to teach abortion techniques in medical schools, the social conservative a...
A provision in Congressman Paul Ryan's budget had gone unnoticed until late last night when a reporter found s new government program buried deep within the proposal. It is listed under the section, Eliminating Obamacare and is titled: Put Granny on...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he, in the interest of re-establishing harmonious relations with the entire continent of Africa after Alaska's former governor Sarah Palin succeeded in offending as many as 96 percent of the inhabita...
Media tycoon Richard Desmond has unveiled a new lottery game which aims to raise awareness of the disparity of healthcare across the UK. Everyone will pay into the lottery from their normal tax contributions, and the fund will be used to pay for a...
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