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Funny story: FDA Urges More Coronavirus Testing so that Treatment of Cold-Like Symptoms Can Proceed Exactly as It Otherwise Would Have

FDA Urges More Coronavirus Testing so that Treatment of Cold-Like Symptoms Can Proceed Exactly as It Otherwise Would Have

Railing against the dearth of testing for coronavirus, the Food and Drug Administration emphasized the importance of making testing widely available, so that treatment of Americans demonstrating cold-like or flu-like symptoms can proceed exactly as i...

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Funny story: Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown

Liverpool Denied First Title In 30 Years By Coronavirus Football Shutdown

It's been confirmed after an extraordinary meeting of Premier League and English Football League officials last night, that from midnight tonight, all football in the UK will be suspended indefinitely, and that Liverpool, the team that looked odds-on...

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Funny story: John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

John Travolta Tests Negative For Coronavirus

After an initial scare on Friday, Hollywood superstar, John Travolta, has left hospital this morning, having completed a full series of tests for the Coronavirus. The results were all negative. Doctors said that he was suffering from a simple c...

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Funny story: Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

Australians To Stop Wiping Their Bottoms

As worries over shortages of certain essential household items, continued unabated all across Australia last night, and consumers flocked to supermarkets to buy anything they could lay their hands on, Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, spoke...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: I Think I May Have It - What Should I Do?

Coronavirus: I Think I May Have It - What Should I Do?

The Coronavirus has spread steadily since it surfaced in China in January, and it's now looking like it may soon be present in every country of the world. People are, understandably, nervous. TheSpoof.com has decided to provide a layman's guide of wh...

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Funny story: Coronavirus: Man Doesn't Want To Cause Widespread Panic, But EVERYONE Is Going To Die

Coronavirus: Man Doesn't Want To Cause Widespread Panic, But EVERYONE Is Going To Die

With the deadly Coronavirus spreading quickly across all continents, one man, who has painstakingly analyzed the situation, has said that he doesn't really want to cause mass hysteria amongst the populace, but everyone - yes, EVERYBODY - is going to…

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Funny story: TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

TheSpoof.com Contaminated By Coronavirus

There was the worst news possible for health officials fearing a mutation of the Coronavirus today, as it emerged that the virus had managed to infect an online satirical news website, sending contributors into a panic. TheSpoof.com reported it wa...

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Funny story: Desperate FDA Encourages Americans to Drink More*

Desperate FDA Encourages Americans to Drink More*

Frustrated at Americans’ reluctance to abide by even its most tepid dietary guidelines, the long-ignored Food and Drug Administration garnered its most positive attention in decades with the issuance of a press release encouraging Americans to drink...

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Funny story: "Heart-Healthy" Company Breakfast Spotlights Lowfat Yogurt

"Heart-Healthy" Company Breakfast Spotlights Lowfat Yogurt

In addition to offering turkey bacon and bran muffins with margarine, the "heart-healthy" breakfast offered by Nashville law firm, Miles Best LLP, spotlighted lowfat yogurt. "Nonfat can make people feel deprived, which is not sustainable," said Hu…

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Funny story: Smoker Approached By Council About Potholes

Smoker Approached By Council About Potholes

A man who is known to have lung cancer caused by more than 60 years of smoking cigarettes, has been contacted by his local council, who asked if he might be amenable to letting them have some of his tar to fix the potholes in the city's roads. Dav...

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Funny story: President Trump Diagnosed With Coronavirus

President Trump Diagnosed With Coronavirus

The White House is on a full-scale alert this morning after medical staff were called to attend to President Donald Trump last night, when the US leader experienced a 20-minute coughing fit. He was given a full medical check-up, and found to be s...

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Funny story: Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

Man Visited Market, But Was Scared Shitless About Contracting Coronavirus

A man who visited a market in southeast Asia with his wife on Sunday, has revealed how he was literally in fear of his life, due to the presence in the market of so many Chinese people who could have been infected with the Coronavirus. Moys Kenwoo...

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Funny story: Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found

Coronavirus 'Antidote' Found

Scientists in China working on finding a cure for the new and deadly Coronavirus have said they have already made a major discovery in their fight. They say that, as well as taking the regular precautions against a worldwide pandemic, people shoul...

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Funny story: Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Bat Soup Taken Off Menu At Chinese Restaurants

Government authorities in China have acted quickly in the wake of the deadly Coronavirus outbreak, and have placed an "absolute and total ban" on the serving of bat soup in restaurants, it has been reported. The virus, which is thought to have bee...

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Funny story: Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Chinese New Year Called Off Due To Filthy Spitting Habit

Authorities in Beijing have called off celebrations for the Chinese New Year, due to the complete lack of hygiene practised by the greater majority of people in the country. The government said that they are especially concerned about spitting.

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Funny story: Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

Burgers Infused with Pomegranate Cause Cancer and Heart Disease

For those eager to complement their burgers, ketchup or barbecue sauce may be a safer bet than pomegranate, suggests a new study by the Meat in the Middle Foundation. According to the MIMF report, ground beef that was infused with pomegranate juic...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Rallies After Disappointing Trip to Grocery Store

Nashville Man Rallies After Disappointing Trip to Grocery Store

Geared up to stock up on wholesome foods and fulfill his New Year’s intention of caring for his body in the way that it deserves, Nate Rudowski of Nashville, Tennessee, popped into his local Kroger grocery store, only to have a disappointing food-sho...

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