J.K.Rowling's global PR agency "Hoodwink & Dupe Inc", has just released news that she is to stand for parliament under a Labour ticket. Her close friend ex-Prime Minister Gordon Brown after whom her son "David Gordon" is named and whose political...
Scotland Edinburgh; In what at the time was the best kept secret next to the true origins of 'her' Harry Potter story, J.K.Rowling's giving birth to a baby boy was almost relegated to a non-event by the British media for reasons that continue to baff...
The case against J.K.Rowling in Edinburgh's Criminal Court for shoplifting went ahead yesterday. Woolworth's representative Lionel Peasbody gave testimony to the effect that he saw a lady wearing a long black cloak, pointed boots and tall peake...
Private Eye got onto him first. That's how I got to know about it as one of their freelances. In fact, he contacted them from Heathrow airport. He was angry they told me and to take care. But he had a story. He was none other than J.K.Rowling's secret boyfriend from many years back. I imagined he would be weedy, bookish, a nerd. He was the guy she never talked about and only mention...
Rowling speaks out about being snubbed for Damehood. This exclusive interview was conducted in an underground bunker just outside of Stuttgart, Germany. Only one camera was allowed and J.K. Rowling's people insisted it be trained on the interviewee's feet throughout. It took place just prior to the release of the latest Harry Potter movie called "Harry Potter Show-Down in the Phonebox... with...
BIRMINGHAM - At a recent showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part One at the local Cineworld, there was one person who knew the entire story before the film had started. "It was so annoying," said Mary Wallis, long-time friend of spoo...
So who is the father of the notorious Harry Potter love child? The entire world - that's, like, just everyone - was asking this question all week after an anonymous woman posted on the web pictures of seven of the films' stars, claiming one of the...
The Harry Potter Premier After Party was raided by Police last week. They arrived with sniffer dogs and breathaliser machines. They said they were looking for drugs and bombs and underage drinking but they then proceeded to ask for the autograp...
Although Harry Potter fans will love "Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows", they will be disappointed that the 'shower scene' was cut from the final editing of the movie which comes out today. "I could see no harm in it", stated one co-producer...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): There's lies, damned lies and bloody royal wedding whoppers. And as massive great big con tricks go this one really takes the effing biscuit. Last night a UK DNA testing unit confirmed what the red top hackin...
Hollywood--Emma Watson has been saying a lot of strange things lately, and her latest revelations shows that the young actress didn't have a lot of faith in the Harry Potter brand. "I was doing the first Harry Potter movie, and, sure, I was young...
Now that the seven book trilogy has been completed, it has come to light why Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore was killed off before the series was complete. Apparently the character had a showdown with Rowling, demanding to be kil...
Looking to quickly pull himself out of being type cast as any sort of wizard or fantasy character, Daniel Radcliffe has reportedly read for a new part as a tough police inspector in the London-based television series, Law and Order, U.K. "Not that...
Members of a union representing wizards have threatened to put a spell on stars of the latest Harry Potter movie. They are furious after they were not invited to the premiere of the Deathly Hallows in London's Leicester Square last night. On th...
After meeting with Oprah Winfrey recently, J. K. Rowling has realized that there are people with more money than her. She has therefore decided to continue milking the "Harry Potter" franchise indefinitely. "The first clue should be the title of...
The stars came out for the Deathly Hallows world premiere here in London, and they played it sombre, writes Oswald T Whistle, Vacuous Period Piece Correspondent. In keeping with the mood of the new Harry Potter - reckoned the Darkest Yet - its illumi...
The experience of playing the parts of Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley has left Daniel Radcliffe Emma Watson and Rupert Grint exhausted. The news that J.K. Rowling might write more Potter stories has left the trio cold. 'No more mag...
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