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Funny story: Donald Trump Furious At Toupee Charge

Donald Trump Furious At Toupee Charge

MANHATTAN - Well, well, well, it appears that billionaire talking head Donald Trump can certainly dish it out, but he definitely cannot take it. The entertainment news agency iRumors is reporting that the man with the hairdo from hell is extremely...

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Funny story: Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

Ass hairs effective remedy for baldness

At the International Baldness Institutesomewhere in Asia, a sleepy lab technician on the night shift was hastily scratching his ass and subsequently placed a finger into his ass opening because the itchiness seem to be sourced from down deep. When he...

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Funny story: A Very Angry Mel Gibson States That The Rumor About Him and Susan Boyle Is Absolutely False

A Very Angry Mel Gibson States That The Rumor About Him and Susan Boyle Is Absolutely False

BEVERLY HILLS - Mel Gibson was getting his hair cut at FuFi Fondue's Haven of Hair Salon when he was asked about the rumor regarding him and Susan Boyle who allegedly had been seen camping together at Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming. Gibson t...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Goes Purple

Katy Perry Goes Purple

INDIO, California - Katy Perry showed up at The Coachella Music Festival wearing pink Daisy Duke shorts, a Los Angeles Dodgers jersey, a Chicago Bulls cap, and sporting a brand new hair look in regards to color. The big-eyed Perry proudly boasted...

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Funny story: Skipton man hair-lifted to hospital

Skipton man hair-lifted to hospital

Craven helicopter service made a dramatic rescue of a long-haired fell-runner on Wild Boar Fell this weekend. 65-year-old Bob Dylan was nearing the top of the Fell and was within a hair's breadth of beating his personal best time of 29 minutes.

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Funny story: Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Thom Yorke Back to Save the Universe with His Ponytail

Miami, FL--Everyone knows that long hair makes for better rock music, but did you know that it makes for a better planet, too? The sold-out crowd at American Airlines Arena in Miami, FL, was stunned last night when the elfin Radiohead frontman, Th...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy

Lady Gaga Devastated That She Didn't Even Win One Grammy

BEVERLY HILLS - Lady Gaga went into the infamous Haven of Hair Salon located on the world famous Rodeo Drive to get an estimate on a brand new Ukrainian-inspired hairdo. As she sat in the chair chatting with salon owner FuFi Fondue she appeared to...

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Funny story: Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Best Ponytail for People With Sociophobia Disorders

Cambridge, Massachusetts - America's top hairologists at Harvard University have at last concluded their study of the best-rated hairstyles for people who suffer from Sociophobia. Studies find that about 13% of the US population suffers from some so...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

Russell Brand Says He Doesn't Care How Much Weight Christina Aguilera Has Gained He'd Like To Engage Her In A Bit of Mattress Merriment

BEVERLY HILLS - Russell Brand was in town having his hair tended to by his favorite hair stylist FuFi Fondue, owner of the famed Haven of Hair Salon in Beverly Hills. As he sat in his chair talking to FuFi he heard a song by Christina Aguilera pla...

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Funny story: Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and Ian Somerhalder Are Definitely Photoshopped

Nina Dobrev Insists That The Alleged Erotic Internet Photos of Her and Ian Somerhalder Are Definitely Photoshopped

BEVERLY HILLS - Nina Dobrev, the star of Vampire Diaries, was sitting in her usual chair at the famed Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive. She was being given the full hair treatment by the hair stylist to the stars FuFi Fondue. Fondue who at on...

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Funny story: Newt Gingrich Says He Did Not Have Sex With That Woman Ann Coulter

Newt Gingrich Says He Did Not Have Sex With That Woman Ann Coulter

IOWA CITY, Iowa - Newt Gingrich's political campaign bus nicknamed the "Stud Bus" pulled into Iowa City, the town noted for being the place where Indian guide Sacajawea had that now infamous menage-a-trois with American explorers Lewis and Clark.

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Funny story: Rice hair cures bald man's hair-loss

Rice hair cures bald man's hair-loss

Its thought a cure for baldness has finally been found and it was found by accident! Zen Mohawk is a rice picker working in the paddy fields in China and one day after a fight with his wife she poured cooked rice on his head. It's thought the man...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor - About Hair

Letters To The Editor - About Hair

Dear Ed Re- Hair. I used to have quite a bit of it. Then I got to a point in life where I didn't have quite so much, and now I find I don't have any at all. My wife attributes it to my age, but I don't believe her. If that was the case, how come the ones on the backs of my fingers and the tops of my toes keep growing? Answer me that then, eh! Eh! Telly Savalas Newbury. ***** Dear Si...

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Funny story: Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Bald Headed Guy Misses Work: Bad Head Day

Miami Florida bald headed guy, Joe Alopecia, who has been completely bald for the last 25 years, called in sick on Monday due to a really bad head day. Apparently Mr. Alopecia woke up Monday morning to find that his entire head had become misshap...

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Funny story: Tony Bennett Alleges His Hair is Real

Tony Bennett Alleges His Hair is Real

Tony Bennett not only claims the United States "caused" the 9/11 attacks on the Twin Towers, but also-in a startling new assertion-the legendary 85-year-old crooner says his long-time alleged wig is, in reality, his own hair. Bennett defended his...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney reveals where they took the hair follicles from

Wayne Rooney reveals where they took the hair follicles from

Manchester United striker, Wayne Rooney, has finally come clean and admitted where they took the follicles from to implant in his head. For a hair implant like Rooney's the surgeons take hair from elsewhere on the body, and insert it into the scal...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama - The Graying of An American President

President Barack Obama - The Graying of An American President

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Political pundits are all in accord in one presidential area and that is that President Obama's hair seems to be getting grayer by the month. And if the controversies that he has faced in July are any indication of what is to co...

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