(Published 2051) - AERO-LAYER 15, LOST ANGELES - The Oscars, a proud tradition from the tribal days of America, has been won by the feature-length film Farty Fart Farts. FFF, is a romantic-action-thriller-horror-comedy about a bottom that farts, a...
Radio Nottingham this morning broadcast a report from a Mr Rich Sodd, financial analyst with Money, Bags, & Snotts auditors of Nottingham. In the programme, Sodd declared that: "Nottingham has not been affected so detrimentally with the Government cutbacks, increased prices in of food, fuel, commodities and VAT, as many other areas of the country. Our Nottingham Spoof Gazette reporter, D...
(published 2063) BASE A113 - Base A113, the head of Xeno-Earth Immigration has closed all borders to the Marble Planet. Base A113, which is in geostationary orbit above Obama, D.C., has allowed a liberal xeno-immigration policy, however, the non-...
(Published 2098) - LONDONIA - After JET in the early 2020s finally achieved nuclear fusion, several other generators across the world have sprung up. However, these plants, once thought to be able to run forever, and power the world no matter what...
(Published 2014) - LONDON URBEM - A new report has found out that nearly 8 in 10 young people are homeless. The report found out that the unexpected spike was caused by the EMA cuts and tuition fee rises in the early part of this decade, enacted b...
Penny Banks, our Spoof Gazette Financial Correspondent has been looking at the cost of living in the UK - Comparing the actual cost of products in 1951 compared to 2011, and then assessing the difference % between those years, she forecasts what these items will cost (if still available at all) in 2071. With some scary results - especially for the youngsters of today. Let's face it, would th...
Remember that Qwest commercial? Circa 1999-2000? A guy walks into a diner in the middle of a desert, spots a jukebox in the corner, and asks the owner what's on it. "Every song ever recorded by every artist, ever." That commercial made me sh-t a puppy. I could not imagine a future where every song ever recorded is available on a jukebox. In fact, I thought it to be hyperbole. Fast-forwar...
What to expect for 2011.... It's not nice! Rich will get richer, the poor will become desperately poor, The prospering ones will be the Etonites, and the epicure, Politicians, Bankers, Investors, and MPs that's for sure, Haliburton with good sales of guns, missiles and armour, Prospects for the unemployed if any, will be very miniature, Workers will be like Oliver, not permitte...
(Published 2030) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - The entire Senate voted in favour of reamending the constitution. The constitution, only altered a few times since its inception during the Pre-Buy times, will face an entire overhaul, with the First and Secon...
Astrologers remain divided about the increasing number of people choosing to undergo Star Sign Reassignment. As little as ten years ago it was believed that natal charts were fixed at the time of birth, and that lives would inevitably follow the c...
(Published 2060) - LONDON - After 15,000 hours of audio and footage, and 1,900,000 pieces of writing, scientists have made a conclusion. The people of the Old Age had a pretty screwed up view of the future. "They expect world peace to have happened," said Dr. Emily Toyota Watts, "With all these transnational companies literally fighting over target markets? Right now it's the... ... Disney-M...
(Published 2027) - WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a landmark takeover, fast food/media giant McDonald's-Disney bought out the Food and Drugs Administration. "It makes me feel very sad," said Republican, Ted Electronic Arts Gareth. "In a Starbucks kinda St...
Published 2014 - WASHINGTON, D.C. & LONDON - Stem cell treatment, first attempted in 2010, and fully tested in 2012, is now a live-saving procedure. Except for Americans. The US government has banned stem-cell treatment and research in any...
Queen Catherine the Queen Mother was being driven through the centre of London in her maroon ninety year old high top Rolls Royce yesterday, when she was spotted by pedestrians walking past street vendors selling flowers. They mobbed the car forc...
(Published 2083) - SAN FRANSISCO, EARTH - After the United Federation of Planets' science arm perfected stem cell technology for reviving dead animals, it was decided to bring a hero of Earth's Old Age past back to life. Sadly, the wrong sample wa...
The United States Government announced today that the future is a thing of the past. Governments generally think of the future as something off in the distance. Recent economic downtrends have eaten up the anticipated future. In essence, we have no f...
(To be published in 2068) - OBAMA, D.C. (EASTERN AMERICORP) - Voyager One, a space probe released in the early 20th century Old Age, has returned to its place of origin: Earth. Voyager One, which was the first ever human-made object to go further...
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