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Funny story: Future News: Americans to Health Holiday for Stem Cell Treatment

Future News: Americans to Health Holiday for Stem Cell Treatment

Published 2014 - WASHINGTON, D.C. & LONDON - Stem cell treatment, first attempted in 2010, and fully tested in 2012, is now a live-saving procedure. Except for Americans. The US government has banned stem-cell treatment and research in any...

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Funny story: Queen Mother's car pelted with flowers

Queen Mother's car pelted with flowers

Queen Catherine the Queen Mother was being driven through the centre of London in her maroon ninety year old high top Rolls Royce yesterday, when she was spotted by pedestrians walking past street vendors selling flowers. They mobbed the car forc...

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Funny story: Future News: Simon Cowell Accidentally Cloned Back to Life

Future News: Simon Cowell Accidentally Cloned Back to Life

(Published 2083) - SAN FRANSISCO, EARTH - After the United Federation of Planets' science arm perfected stem cell technology for reviving dead animals, it was decided to bring a hero of Earth's Old Age past back to life. Sadly, the wrong sample wa...

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Funny story: U.S Government Announces, The Future Is Past

U.S Government Announces, The Future Is Past

The United States Government announced today that the future is a thing of the past. Governments generally think of the future as something off in the distance. Recent economic downtrends have eaten up the anticipated future. In essence, we have no f...

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Funny story: Future News: Voyager One Probe Returns to Earth

Future News: Voyager One Probe Returns to Earth

(To be published in 2068) - OBAMA, D.C. (EASTERN AMERICORP) - Voyager One, a space probe released in the early 20th century Old Age, has returned to its place of origin: Earth. Voyager One, which was the first ever human-made object to go further...

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Funny story: Future News: First Tourist on Mars

Future News: First Tourist on Mars

(Published in 2050) BASE ALPHA-ONE, MARS - A joint venture between holiday provider Thomas Cook, Eastern Americorp Space Agency (EASA), and the European Space Agency (ESA) has allowed the first civillian to go to Mars. The first man on Mars landed...

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Funny story: Future News: Dangerous New Drug 'Alcohol' Banned

Future News: Dangerous New Drug 'Alcohol' Banned

To be published in 2178 - OBAMA, D.C. (EAST AMERICORP), LOSERDON (EMPIRE OF C4MER0N) - Research scientists at the University of Barack, and the Loserdon University have synthesised a drug called 'alcohol', a chemical found in the fossils of Old Age p...

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Funny story: Future News: Archealogists Discover Relics Dating to Digital Age

Future News: Archealogists Discover Relics Dating to Digital Age

This story will be published in 2136 (Digital Age date format) - BIRMINGHAM, EMPIRE OF C4M3R0N (former UK) - Archealogists from the Univeristy of Birmingham have discovered the entertainment habits of early 21st century peoples, known as Britons.

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Funny story: The Future of Climate Shame

The Future of Climate Shame

Step into the future with me now. It is October 21st 2025. Flying cars mostly Deloren's and Porsche's fill the sky, hyper-speed internet connected via your cyborg style cerebral cortex proliferates widely and robots control the public service and are oddly just as inefficient and socialist as humans were. Arnold Schwarzenegger is President of the United States after defeating President Sarah Pa...

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Funny story: Liberal Home Expo Show Opens in San Francisco

Liberal Home Expo Show Opens in San Francisco

San Francisco CA: House Speaker Pelosi cut the ceremonial red ribbon (made from recycled duct tape) at the Mission Bay Convention Center, officially opening this Democratic liberal far left sponsored home show. Home design, home furnishings and trans...

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Funny story: The future is ours

The future is ours

Young enthusiastic people are celebrating their exam results and their future at the great academic institutions of the country. It makes you feel so good to see their eager faces full of confidence in the future. There may be a few who fall by th...

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Funny story: Descriptions of Things For Future Generations

Descriptions of Things For Future Generations

In the future there may be many changes to what we in our time may perceive to be the norm. For instance, people called 'Norm' may be as rare as the wooden beams used to construct the great pyramids. Personally I don't give two shits, but in the interests of the little children who will inherit this world of ours, I will try and catalogue some of the items present in the present which may no...

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Funny story: Visitor from Future Kills Local Man, Arrested

Visitor from Future Kills Local Man, Arrested

D'Starkville, IN - Cops arrested Rezn0r 13-Z B1ggs today for the murder of local man Ed Hodges. B1ggs reportedly hails from the year 2434 and travelled back to the present in an attempt to prevent the future birth of Hodges' great-great-great-great-g...

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Funny story: Scientists create strange particle - reality changes

Scientists create strange particle - reality changes

MOSCOW - Secret scientist source, Dr. Beardskyichobich reports that life as we knew it ended on Earth one year ago when scientists here created a strange particle. Using a trillion trillion trillion electron mega volts, (obtained by stringing Chine...

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Funny story: Top Gear Future Assured - We've Moved On Say Jezza And Subo

Top Gear Future Assured - We've Moved On Say Jezza And Subo

There has been a spring in Jeremy Clarkson's step since his reconciliation with Susan Boyle. Several Relate counsellors have burned out in the tortuous negotiations but it is in no small way due to their advice that Jezza and Subo will now walk ha...

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Funny story: Personal Robots - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

Personal Robots - The Great Prophet Nostradumbass

The Great Prophet Nostradumbass predicts that 180 years from now people will have their own personal robot or even robots to do chores for them. The robots will be human looking and will have human voices and not the robotic tone voice as envisaged by Sci Fi writers of today. Even the eyes and the hair on the robot will look so realistic that it may take you sometime to realise whether you...

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Funny story: Seven Reasons why the Future is Primitive

Seven Reasons why the Future is Primitive

* Antibiotics don't work anymore, with the swine flu and advanced bacteria. * The internet is so lag-filled that it's quicker carving your calculations. * Horse-drawn carts are cheaper to run than wormholes. * The Spoof! is making satirical articles that madden people in living in caves. * There are so many enviromental laws we have to live in caves to obey them. * People are becoming so para...

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