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Funny story: Jermaine Jackson Wears PJs At Funeral

Jermaine Jackson Wears PJs At Funeral

Bizarre scenes here at Forest Lawn Cemetery here in LA today as Jermaine Jackson showed up at that dead guy's funeral wearing pale blue pyjamas. Looking frail and gaunt, Jermaine appeared to be experiencing difficulty walking, drawing gasps of concer...

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Funny story: Jackson Funeral Farce

Jackson Funeral Farce

The funeral of Albert Jackson in Burnley, Lancs today descended into farce, prompting enraged Jackson family members to call for tighter governent controls over funerals. Albert Jackson,(83) founder of a thriving local business empire died last Tu...

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Funny story: Michael Jackson's funeral

Michael Jackson's funeral

Preparations are well under way for the Man in the Mirror, Michael Jackson's, funeral in Los Angeles, and it promises to be a thriller. The casket, made from ebony and ivory, will be mourned over by a billion spectators (mainly black or white), vi...

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Funny story: Jackson Memorial Services Postponed Indefinitely

Jackson Memorial Services Postponed Indefinitely

LOS ANGELES, CA - Executors of deceased pop icon Michael Jackson's will pulled the plug today on memorial services for the star at the 20,000 seat Liquid Paper Center in Los Angeles, California for an unspecified period. Sources revealed that, dur...

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Funny story: Katie Price aka Jordan Boycotts Biggest Funeral In Town

Katie Price aka Jordan Boycotts Biggest Funeral In Town

Astonishing developments here in Blightyland. It seems that uber breasted D list celeb Katie Jordan has declined to attend the ritual burning of fellow D list celeb Jade Baddy. Jordan Katie at one point announced in a publicity grabbing furore tha...

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Funny story: Jade's Last Ride

Jade's Last Ride

Although it hasn't happened yet, keen as ever to be first in on the story, a spoof.com reporting team consulted with some psychics and mumbo-jumbo spinners, and a witch doctor from the Congo as to how Jade Goody's funeral will proceed today. "It w...

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Funny story: Man Brings Beverage To Funeral Viewing

Man Brings Beverage To Funeral Viewing

Harvey Flankman, 48, of Canton, made a bold move last Thursday when he arrived at Dolores Fleischer Funeral Home carrying a 16 ounce coffee in his right hand. Bereaved onlookers looked quizzically at Harvey as he paid his last respects to th...

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Funny story: Thousands attend Hypocrisy's funeral in Northern Ireland

Thousands attend Hypocrisy's funeral in Northern Ireland

Today in County Antrim, thousands attended the funeral of Hypocrisy. It was also the first time that members of the Provisional IRA's political wing Provisional Sinn Fein have attended such a funeral. Hypocrisy was shot dead yesterday by dissident...

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Funny story: Funeral Of Soap Queen Takes Place Today

Funeral Of Soap Queen Takes Place Today

The funeral is set to take place today of soap queen Wendy Camay. Tributes have been pouring in from showbiz friends alike, and are set to continue pouring in. Wendy's illustrious career lasted for forty years as she became known as the oldes...

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Funny story: Family Shocked At Woman's Performance At Funeral

Family Shocked At Woman's Performance At Funeral

Fammy Sossil of Lawrence County said that she and her family were shocked at what happened during her uncle's funeral in Gray Court. A Sandler, N.C., woman danced in front of the service, waved a wand around the casket, did three sumersaults, led...

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Funny story: Wasp funerals company goes bust

Wasp funerals company goes bust

Wasp Dignity, the Buxted, Sussex company behind funerals for dead wasps, is the latest victim of the credit crunch. Says Managing Director Gordon Honeycombe; "There just isn't the demand there used to be. We were doing over 100 wasp funerals a we...

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Funny story: Sports Logo Caskets Now Available

Sports Logo Caskets Now Available

One company is now catering to the many sports fans by manufacturing signature caskets with their favorite sports team's logo on the side. Eternal Image of Illinois, which has a licensing agreement with Major League Baseball, recently has delive...

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Funny story: Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

Lots of Pretty Flowers at Ernest Keats Funeral

The Paducah Sun - Although Ernest Keats was a reasonably beloved member of at least half of his family, the floral arrangements at his Friday funeral service dominated conversation during the post-funeral all-you-can-eat buffet luncheon at the home...

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Funny story: Plans announced for Blair's state funeral

Plans announced for Blair's state funeral

London - (Fecal Mess): JCB diggers were busy burrowing away in the scorching sunshine today among tonnes of slowly ripening disposable nappies, discarded cat litter droppings and remaindered Cliff Richard CDs at a Sellafield landfill site officially...

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Funny story: Thatcher state funeral plans announced

Thatcher state funeral plans announced

Detailed Plans for the funeral of Baroness Thatcher have been revealed, despite the former P.M. Still being alive. As well as a state funeral, officials are planning to install a wood-sprung dance floor directly above her final resting place.

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Funny story: It's My Funeral!

It's My Funeral!

Recently, I attended a "wake" and it gave me pause. While my life has been devoted to family and service, no small part of it has also been devoted to sarcasm, cynicism, and irony intermingled with equal portions of low- and high-brow humor.

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Funny story: Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Obituary Of A Bottling Fiend

Bob Bipschwitz was buried this morning. Bob was a bottler back before machines did the jobs of men.

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