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Funny story: The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

The English Channel's Water Level Is Going Down

NEW YORK CITY - U.S. oceanic scientists are reporting that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year. They stressed that although there is no need for concern at the present time, weather experts are keeping a close eye on...

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Funny story: President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

President Obama Chastises France For Selling North Korea A Missile Starter Button

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama has expressed his extreme displeasure towards the government of France for an irresponsible act in regards to the rogue nation of North Korea. The president speaking before the White House Press Corps seve...

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Funny story: Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Newly Discovered Predictions of Nostradamus are Startlingly Specific

Salon de Provence, France - A recent discovery in the attic of an old chateau yielded additions to the legendary prophesies of Michel de Nostradame, popularly known as Nostradamus. Professor Yves de Shrimpone held a news conference yesterday at Ins...

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Funny story: Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

Anti-Immigration Group's Newest Idea: Send the Statue of Liberty Back to France!

WASHINGTON, D.C. - FAIR, the Fathers for American Immigration Reform, announced today that they are lobbying Congress to return the Statue of Liberty to France. The Statue of Liberty Enlightening the World was a gift from France and since its dedi...

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Funny story: Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

Eiffel Tower Graffiti Blamed On The Taliban

PARIS - French authorities are investigating one of the worst cases of graffiti they have ever seen. France's national news agency Le News is reporting that the graffiti is definitely the work of the terrorist organization known as The Taliban.

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Funny story: Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

Sochi, Russia To Get Hit By A Record-Breaking Blizzard

SOCHI, Russia - Russian meteorologists are predicting that Sochi will get hit with the worst blizzard in 51 years. Weathermen are reporting that the temperatures will fall down to minus 73 degrees F. The Sochi Olympics Organizing Committee has...

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Funny story: First "Man Cave" Found in Southern France

First "Man Cave" Found in Southern France

While they are all the rage amongst "He Men" nowadays, the first ever Man Cave was unearthed this month near Lyon-de-terre, France. The crew broke through an ancient wall exposing an undisturbed setting from 12,000 years ago. The excavators marve...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

Kim Jong Un States He Is Not Bipolar and Neither Is He

PARIS - France's Le News Agency is reporting that North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un is furious at an article that he read in the American supermarket tabloid Just Saying. GiGi de Maupassant with Le News Agency stated that the report pointed out that...

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Funny story: North Korea Issues A Warning To France

North Korea Issues A Warning To France

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea has just printed a message that North Korean leader Kim Jong Un has sent to the French government. It has been brought to Kim Jong Un's attention that there are three come...

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Funny story: Using prostitutes compulsory in proposed new French regulations

Using prostitutes compulsory in proposed new French regulations

In the light of France's proposed legislation to outlaw the payment of money to "Working girls" the Can-Can Union which represents prostitutes in the Paris region have offered to provide reasonable basic services for free. A new stipulation, ho...

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Funny story: France Is Contemplating Putting The World Famous Eiffel Tower On The Market

France Is Contemplating Putting The World Famous Eiffel Tower On The Market

PARIS - The French government has reported that its financial situation is almost getting as bad as America's. A high ranking official stated that there has been talk coming out of President Francois Hollande's office that one way to quickly raise...

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Funny story: Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

Senator John McCain Says We Should Hire France To Attack Syria

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Senator John McCain, [R-Arizona] catches a lot of flack due to some of the off-the-wall comments he makes, but once in a while Johnny Boy, as Vice-President Biden calls him, manages to come up with a gem. Senator McCain was bein...

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Funny story: Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

Riots Hit Paris as France Bans English Pop Music

In recent years it seems that the august body l'Académie française which regulates the French language by approving new words and grammar is there just to prevent the French populace from communicating with the rest of the world, which speaks English...

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Funny story: Sour grape news: militant French winegrowers suspected of bombings

Sour grape news: militant French winegrowers suspected of bombings

Carcassonne - A spate of bomb blasts in Europe's most ancient fortified town have been blamed on disgruntled local winegrowers whose mediocre plonk has been described as little better than battery acid. Months of inexplicable dynamiting of French...

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Funny story: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale confirms his attention seeking 'ham fisted' status.

Wimbledon, LONDON: John 'I'm so beautiful' Inverdale was in 'fine' form at this years Wimbledon Lawn Tennis Championships, posing and making insane comments. The BBC send hundreds of staff to 'featherbed' the likes of John 'I'm so beautiful' Inve...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest Has Found Himself A Stunning New Girlfriend Who Simply Oozes Feminine Sexuality

Ryan Seacrest Has Found Himself A Stunning New Girlfriend Who Simply Oozes Feminine Sexuality

LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol is one happy as hell Georgia peach these days. "Peaches" Seacrest as he was nicknamed by Paula "Touchdown" Abdul, told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he hasn't fe...

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Funny story: Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

Michigan To Start Growing Bananas

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Back during the 2012 presidential campaign President Obama told a crowd at a political rally in Detroit's Carburetor Arena that he was going to see what he could do to help stimulate Michigan's economy. He noted that there were...

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