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Funny story: Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl

Tom Brady Predicts The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Will Win the Super Bowl

TAMPA BAY - Tom Brady spoke with Sports Bet Gazette writer Zorro La Bamba, and told him that he is flat out predicting, his Tampa Bay Buccaneers will win this year's Super Bowl. He then added that he, Gisele, and all the little Brady kiddoes are l...

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Funny story: The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss

The NFL Has Decided To Do Away With The Traditional Opening Coin Toss

NEW YORK CITY – The NFL has really been beating the bushes trying to find ways to improve the game, in order to draw back the fans once they get the green light to kick the season off (no pun intended). The NFL Committee on Rules has recommended t...

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Funny story: How Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?

How Did Cam Newton Go From Being a Great Quarterback with the Carolina Panthers to Being Teamless?

CHICAGO – There was a time, not too long ago, when many sportwriters and fans looked at Cam Newton as a type of superhero. The Carolina Panther walked like a panther and looked like a peacock. Newton was flashy and flamboyant, and he could ac...

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Funny story: Jameis Winston Has Signed With the New Orleans Saints to Be Drew Bree’s Backup

Jameis Winston Has Signed With the New Orleans Saints to Be Drew Bree’s Backup

NEW ORLEANS – Jameis Winston is one very lucky young man, as the ex-Tampa Bay Buccaneer quarterback has just signed a contract to play for the New Orleans Saints. Sporting Chance Magazine reporter Hercules Confetti pointed out that the skirt-chasi...

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Funny story: The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia

The Atlanta Falcons Organization is Considering Moving the Team out of Georgia

ATLANTA – In spite of the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic, the state of Georgia has decided to open up for business. But, although stores are opening up, customers are not exactly flocking back. One Atlanta shop owner, who sells crackers, reported...

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Funny story: President Trump is Demanding That The NFL Season Start on Time

President Trump is Demanding That The NFL Season Start on Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Trump has talked to the commissioner of the NFL, and has instructed him that the 2020 NFL football season will start on time. Trump told Commissioner Roger Goodell that he does not care if only 43 people show up to eac...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

Tom Brady Says He Will Compensate Buccaneers Receiver Chris Goodwin for Giving Up His #12 Jersey

TAMPA BAY – The sports world had been wondering if the new Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady, was going to end up having to get a new number, since #12 was already taken by wide receiver Chris Goodwin. There were rumors floating around Fl...

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Funny story: The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

The Tom & Gisele Brady Bunch Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels in Love With Florida

TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

The Real Reason Why Tom Brady Left The New England Patriots For The Tampa Bay Buccaneers

BOSTON – One of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL is saying goodbye to the team he has led for 20 years. Tom Brady spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Magazine. The six-time Super Bowl champ was asked if he had a proble...

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Funny story: Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire Has Been Offered A Very Lucrative Contract By The Philadephia Eagles

Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire Has Been Offered A Very Lucrative Contract By The Philadephia Eagles

PHILADELPHIA – Sports Mirror is reporting that Manchester United Captain Harry Mcguire has just been offered a one-year contract to become the kicker for the Philadelphia Eagles. If the 6 foot 4 inch tall Mcguire signs with the Eagles he will beco...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

The Philadelphia Eagles Are Interested In Manchester United’s Harry Mcguire

PHILADELPHIA – A spokesperson for the NFL Philadelphia Eagles has said that the team has expressed an interest in signing Harry Mcguire, the current captain of the Manchester United Red Devils to a lucrative contract. The Sports Mirror has learned...

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Funny story: The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games

The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games

NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Fumbles Life

Nashville Man Fumbles Life

"I've never been much of an athlete, so it's not too much of a surprise," said Web Stephens of his fumbling of the game of life. "We can't all be the star quarterback, I guess." As he explained it, Stephens began his life with high hopes, and some...

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Funny story: Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

Tom Brady Now Says He Wants To Quit Football And Become A Standup Comedian

BOSTON – Tom Brady, one of the NFL’s all-time great quarterbacks, has just announced that he plans on retiring. He told Sports Balls Illustrated’s Pistachio Custer that the time has come for him to hang up his football crotch cup, or pecker plate...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl. JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale. Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Jennifer Lopez And Shakira Brawl During Super Bowl Halftime Break

Police were called and were forced to intervene during the Super Bowl halftime show this evening, when Jennifer Lopez and singer, Shakira, got into some kind of dispute, and came to blows. It's not known what caused the incident, but the two are k...

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