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Funny story: Fryanair passengers refuse to leave plane in Belgium, it's far too comfortable they say!

Fryanair passengers refuse to leave plane in Belgium, it's far too comfortable they say!

Fryanair passengers diverted from Beauvais (F) to Belgium because of fog refused to leave the plane today because they were enjoying the comfort too much. The flight was full with French passengers having a grand time paying extortionate prices fo...

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Funny story: Airbus A380 Engines Certified Safe by FAAPT

Airbus A380 Engines Certified Safe by FAAPT

Following multiple incidents where engines on the massive Airbus A380 have experienced performance or reliability problems in flight, including a recent Qantas transcontinental flight, Airbus released a report today where the engines were certified a...

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Funny story: Ryanair increase profits by not actually flying

Ryanair increase profits by not actually flying

Ryanair revealed a 12% hike in average fares as it posted a double-digit rise in half-year profits. It also saw a 22% leap in ancillary revenues, such as baggage fees, priority boarding, onboard drinks and due to charging pilots and cabin crew for th...

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Funny story: Government Grounds All Non-Essential Flights

Government Grounds All Non-Essential Flights

Following the discovery of exploding ink cartridges in airports across the developed world, the British Uniformed Liability Limiters have met today at the Secret War Rooms deep underground in Corsham Computer Centre (close to the only 7* hotel with a...

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Funny story: All airline passengers to wear flight suits from now on

All airline passengers to wear flight suits from now on

Aviation authorities the world over have come together and unanimously agreed that no one will be allowed to wear their own clothes on any flights, anywhere, effective immediately. Following on from previous security related flying restriction lik...

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Funny story: Passenger jet piloted by chimpanzee

Passenger jet piloted by chimpanzee

Passengers on a budget airline were shocked to discover that a flight they took from Spain to Luton was temporarily piloted by a chimpanzee. The 23 year old chimp called Trevor was spotted by passengers sitting in the cockpit wearing a pilot's hat...

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Funny story: Croc blamed for plane crash

Croc blamed for plane crash

Details have emerged today about a plane crash over the Congo. The sole survivor of the plane has told investigators about a 'stow away' croc escaped his confines and ran amuck on the small plane causing it to crash into a house. Mr Morgan Fortun...

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Funny story: British pilot killed in bizarre plane crash

British pilot killed in bizarre plane crash

A British pilot, his Belgian co-pilot and 19 passengers have been killed, after a plane crashed in somewhat bizarre circumstances. The sole survivor of the crash, Arthur Skydiver, told authorities the unlikely series of events which had unfolded.

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Funny story: RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

RAF Pilots to Train on Model Planes

The Ministry of Defence has announced today that, from early next year, the Royal Air Force will be getting rid of all of its aircraft except those used to ferry officers, MPs and minor royals. In a massive cost cutting exercise 327 fixed wing air...

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Funny story: British Airways Solves Lost Baggage Problem

British Airways Solves Lost Baggage Problem

British Airways which for years has suffered the worst record of baggage loss for any airline has announced a new strategy to cut losses. From 1st January 2011 all of BA's customer baggage will be sent by Ryan Air. Although Ryan Air only operat...

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Funny story: Airline Stewardess Not Told It Was An AARP "Mile-High" Flight!

Airline Stewardess Not Told It Was An AARP "Mile-High" Flight!

Sandy Broker, who has been a stewardess for several airlines over her 21-year career, told reporters that she had never seen anything like it before and hopes that she never sees anything like it again. Broker was on NorthSouth Airlines night befo...

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Funny story: Bastard Airways offers Spoof writers air miles for points

Bastard Airways offers Spoof writers air miles for points

Strike-ridden airline Bastard Airways, in an effort to win back disillusioned customers, has offered free air miles to Spoof writers who want to cash in some of their spoof points. Writers get points according to how many people read their article...

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Funny story: Latest folk-hero, 'Fright" attendant Steven Slater to become spokesperson for major airline!

Latest folk-hero, 'Fright" attendant Steven Slater to become spokesperson for major airline!

Early this week flight attendant Steven Slater gave new meaning to every air traveller's nightmare when he announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat-belts. On behalf of the captain and crew Have A Good Fright ;) :P" What follow...

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Funny story: BAA or BA - the same story

BAA or BA - the same story

Unite Union's vote for strike action against the British Airports Authority (BAA) has the sheep community in uproar. 'This is discrimination against animals' announced the RSPCA 'we strongly urge Unite to think again.' BAA has yet to react but is...

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Funny story: Flight attendants ask: "Coffee, Tea, or Fat Lip?"

Flight attendants ask: "Coffee, Tea, or Fat Lip?"

Steven Slater, the Jet Blue flight attendant who lost his cool, grabbed two beers, and left the airplane via the escape chute, is being hailed as a national hero today. Witnesses of the incident gave mixed reports of the incident but most hailed...

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Funny story: Airline Says Travel Light or Pay More for the Flight

Airline Says Travel Light or Pay More for the Flight

A somewhat major airline made changes to its carry-on policy that will soon take effect. They will charge up to $45 for all carry-on luggage, i.e. $30 at check in or $45 at the gate. Either way, if you are gonna stick it in the overhead compartment,...

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Funny story: Screwing Flying Couple On Plane Wasn't The Worst Thing Says Flyer!

Screwing Flying Couple On Plane Wasn't The Worst Thing Says Flyer!

In an earlier report we told you about John and Esther Mathers, a couple who were attempting to join the "Mile High Club" just as the plane hit tremendous turbulence and had floated around naked before the plane landed at Denver in an emergency. I...

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