NASHVILLE – (Satire News) – News coming out of “Music City” says that the highly popular country duo Florida Georgia Line has decided to change their name. The band, made up of Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley, are noted for their songs about beer-d…
MOSQUITO RIVER, Florida – (Satire News) – The Tampa Bay Bugle Bulletin is reporting that El Presidente Trumpo’s Coronavirus-infested campaign hate rallies will be continuing as scheduled, no matter what. Yes, Captain Coronapalooza and the Trumpapa…
FORT WALTON BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) - Polls taken by two local newspapers show that Senator Stephanie St. Aspen, 27, will have no problem whatsoever in keeping her state senate seat (no pun intended). One Florida newspaper shows the senator…
MRS. PONCE DE LEON BEACH, Florida – (Funny News) - City officials in this popular ocean beach town say that tourists and local residents have all evacuated the beach. A spokesman for the city stated that health experts tested a total of 63 jellyfi…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The young folks in the Plywood State said that they needed to have their suntans, and now thousands of them have much more than just darker skin. The Sunshine State Federation of Doctors told Governor Ron DeSantis that he ne…
After gallivanting around the beaches of Florida, coronavirus strain HKU1 was disappointed to find itself in South Dakota. After hitching a ride on a young party animal who was travelling with college pals, HKU1 was distressed to find out that it ha…
TALLAHASSEE, Florida – The governor of Florida has just announced that the Coronavirus pandemic has become so widespread, and so out-of-control, that he is thinking about closing the entire state. Gov. Ron DeSantis, said that he blames himself for...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - With hurricane season already here, it did not take the nation’s official leader long to chime in with his know-it-all knowledge. Trump actually called the Chicago Daily Wind newspaper and said that he has figured out a way in...
TALLAHASSEE – As if the COVID-19 flu mess is not bad enough, officials with the Florida Hurricane Federation (FHF) are stating that the hurricane season is fast approaching. Experts with the FHF say that a damn hurricane is bad enough, but now tos...
There was great excitement of the US right coast this morning, when it was announced that the Florida Beach Authority - the FBA - have decided that Hurricane Beach was to reopen next week. The beach has been closed to bathers, joggers, and those t...
Wilfred (“Bubba Billy”) Watson of Pensacola, Florida, has a stark warning for New Yorkers fleeing the Covid-19 pandemic. “Get within six feet of me, and you’ll be permanently quarantined.” Watson, 78, takes the coronavirus seriously and explain...
HURRICANE BEACH, Florida – In what local residents are calling a very unpopular decision in this day of the Coronavirus, the Florida Beach Authority has decided to reopen Hurricane Beach. When life-time resident, Trixie Belle Stufflebaum, 91, hear...
TAMPA BAY – Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that the entire sports-loving Tom Brady family is totally thrilled about moving to Florida. Gisele Bundchen-Brady said that after being in Florida for just a week and a half she has already gotten...
TALLAHASSEE – The governor of Florida says that he is fed up with all these young college kids running around his beaches half naked, and, in 17% of the cases, totally naked. He has warned all of the spring breakers to pack up their swimsuits, the...
GREEN BAY – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that the Green Bay Packers have decided to move to Pensacola, Florida. Team spokesperson Shanquisha Cuttermeister, 43, told VPNA reporter Ichabod Fernandez that the owners had been considering makin...
World famous mountaineer, Edward Cliff, became the first person to ascend Florida’s highest hill, known as Verdant Knoll on Saturday the second of November. It took the persistent and determined mountain climber three weeks to scale the mound, and br...
An angry Donald Trump sent several Tweets this morning regarding a European hurricane model that seemed to show Hurricane Dorian targeting Mara Lago, the resort owned by Donald Trump in Florida. The model shows Dorian coming on shore and somehow...
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