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Funny story: Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

Beached Sea Bream Stuns Marine Biologists By Holding Its Breath For 12 Hours

A North Sea sea bream left residents of Fallshore flabbergasted yesterday as it beached itself and then held its breath for 12 whole hours while it waited for the tide to come back in. The sea bream, whose name is Jerry, stubbornly refused to acce...

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Funny story: "A Fine Pair Of Pollocks" - Aldi Ad Wins Inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize'

"A Fine Pair Of Pollocks" - Aldi Ad Wins Inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize'

The inaugural 'Titter Ye Not Prize' was awarded this lunchtime in a Central London hotel banqueting suite. The prize, thought to be the brainchild of controversial historian, David Starkey, is to be awarded on a totally haphazard basis to whoever hap...

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Funny story: More evolution hocus pocus!

More evolution hocus pocus!

Fans of stupid theories are once again celebrating as the cult of 'evolution' spews up its latest discoveries, which as always defy actual science. 'Scientists', their description not mine, from Scotland are pleased to announce the discovery in Sc...

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Funny story: Congress Applauds Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program

Congress Applauds Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program

Washington, DC - In an unprecedented move, Republicans and Democrats have rallied behind the introduction of the Commemorative Humbug Fish Currency Program. Just in time for the holidays, Americans will be able to use the Humbug Dascyllus in lieu of...

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Funny story: US Tests Fish Currency Program

US Tests Fish Currency Program

Washington, DC - The United States has begun talks of eliminating the dollar bill and replacing it with fish in the case that the dollar coin, of which there are millions sitting in vaults, will not take off because no one wants to be bothered with c...

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Funny story: Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

Governor Perry Loses Noodle While Noodling Catfish With His Noodle

In Texas back in May, as thousands of teachers prepared to be layed off due to budget cuts Sen. Bob Deuell said he's never noodled, but that the bill needed to be passed for the "noodlers of Texas." What is noodling? It is simply one of the more b...

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Funny story: Surf and Turf, Hurricane Style

Surf and Turf, Hurricane Style

This is a fish story. Not a "fishy" story, but a story about fish. Hurricane Irene wreaked havoc for many a few weeks ago, but it created a unique experience for a group of fish in an upscale community in Westchester, New York, when huge waves from The Sound topped beach barricades and overflowed into the swimming pool of an exclusive yacht club. A number of fish from the sea rode the wave...

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Funny story: Pensioners, Hooligans, MILF's, Viagra, A Strong Whiff Of Fish - Welcome To Worthing

Pensioners, Hooligans, MILF's, Viagra, A Strong Whiff Of Fish - Welcome To Worthing

There's something fishy going on in the south coast resort town of Worthing. It can be scented, as it wafts on warm summer breezes. It smells like fish, but it isn't fish - it's the odour of enthusiastic, verging on manic - sexual activity. And...

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Funny story: Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Jimmy Bullard trades in Hull wet fish for QPR caviar

Word on the streets is that wantaway diamond geezer Jimmy Bullard is looking to trade in the wet fish of Hull for a diet of caviar with glamour club QPR. Jimmy Bullard was last seen casting his line in London after calling Hull "a minging dump."...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor From The Variously Afflicted

Letters To The Editor From The Variously Afflicted

Dear Sir, I melon to you as one who wishes to draw the pomegranate of your readers to the grape of those who are forced to endure the banana called "fruit insertion coconut", by which they are tomato to substitute the starfruits of fruits for the actual mandarins they really want to apple. As blackberry can no strawberry pineapple, this is a very apricot condition for both sufferers and thos...

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Funny story: Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese Fish Forgets How to Swim!

Japanese marine experts who have been studying the effects to Japan's marine life following the nuclear disaster at Fukushima earlier this year, have found that one fish that swims in it's coastal waters, the 'hokkidokki' loco flumo, or 'dancing fish...

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Funny story: Chinese Authorities Confirm That Unidentified 65 Foot Sea Monster Stinks - But They'll Eat It Anyway

Chinese Authorities Confirm That Unidentified 65 Foot Sea Monster Stinks - But They'll Eat It Anyway

Authorities in Guangdong, China, today admitted that they have been unable to identify the 65 foot sea monster that washed up on a beach there a couple of days ago, but they have confirmed that it stinks to high heaven. The creature, which vaguely...

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Funny story: Marmite Ban In Denmark Provokes Strong UK Response

Marmite Ban In Denmark Provokes Strong UK Response

Denmark's banning of Marmite, the UK's favourite savoury spread, has provoked a massive response from British authorities. All books written by Hans Christian Anderson, including The Ugly Duckling, are to be thrown on bonfires built outside librar...

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Funny story: Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Giant Koi Fish To Be Given Posthumous Award In Japan

Tokyo - Akido, a giant orange koi fish, is set to be given an award after he perished in the Japanese tsunami. His owner, Kiko Tatsuyama, said she knew Akido was trying to warn her of an impending disaster when he actually came into the house, w...

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Funny story: Fish Pedicure NOT recommended

Fish Pedicure NOT recommended

Twenty-five people in the sleepy suburb of Birmingham, a small town near Hinckley, were left bemoaning the loss of their feet after visiting a fish pedicure boutique in the town centre. Dozens more had lost toes, and one had an unintentional gender r...

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Funny story: Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

Pupfish evolving into Pupfish at 'explosive' rate!

The science world is reeling from the shock announcement that Pupfish, are evolving into Pupfish! "Most of the species look the same and they act the same, eating detritus and algae off rocks," UC Davis researcher Chip Martin said. However, Mar...

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Funny story: Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Japanese Company Distributes "Glow In The Dark" Sushi

Toy-Sun Enterprises of Tokyo has started shipping their new product, Glow In The Dark Sushi, to distributors all around the world for comsumption in Japanese restaurants and sushi bars. The product is expected to be a hit with many diners who are loo...

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