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Funny story: Neighbours come to blows over hose-pipe ban

Neighbours come to blows over hose-pipe ban

Two neighbours in Mundford, have come to blows over one's use of a hosepipe during the hosepipe ban. Jeremy McAllister gets his water from Cambridgeshire Water, whilst Barry Sprote is with Anglican Water, and their fence is on the boundary of the...

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Funny story: Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Cameron and Clegg Sort Out MP's Brawl in Commons Bar!

Further details have now emerged regarding a brawl between MP's in a House of Commons bar on Wednesday night. The brawl is said to have started around 11pm in a Commons bar reserved for MP's and their guests when Labour MP Bill Joy accused ex-Austeri...

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Funny story: Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

Joan Rivers Calls Chelsea Handler a Drunk Whore - The Two Set To Box It Out: The Thrilla in Vanilla

The Thrilla Vanilla to be held at The Venitian in Las Vegas has odds makers and boxing fans alike excited beyond belief. "There hasn't been a confrontation of this magnitude since Ali fought Frazier in the Thrilla In Manila", said one gambler and...

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Funny story: Derek to meet Brown in 1 trillion dollar spectacular!

Derek to meet Brown in 1 trillion dollar spectacular!

There have been some Classic fights over the years, such as Ali V's Frazer, Marvellous Marvin Haggler V's Thomas (the hitman) Hearns, and who can forget Chris (simply the best) Eubanks V's Nigel (the dark destroyer) Benn! Since those good old days gr...

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Funny story: Noisy Toys cause a feud

Noisy Toys cause a feud

Two long standing friends have come to blows between Christmas and New Year after an escalation in children's Christmas presents, resulting in two arrests and a trip to Accident and Emergency. "It was okay until a couple of Christmases ago," said...

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Funny story: Fights, Regrets and Blessings at Christmas

Fights, Regrets and Blessings at Christmas

The long holiday weekend began with packing and primping for the 7 hour, 500 mile crossing to various and sundry Mapquest destinations dotting the southern coast of the world's 4th largest lake. After four years physically removed from our respective families still clustered around the bottom edge of Lake Huron, my wife and I always start out our annual Christmas trek with sincere plans for mirth...

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Funny story: Prince Philip In East End Pub "scuffle"

Prince Philip In East End Pub "scuffle"

Reports are coming in of an alleged punch up between the Duke of Edinburgh and the landlord of an East End pub earlier today. Palace officials refused to comment on the incident which happened in the bar of the "Fox and Gynaecologist" in the Bethnal...

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Funny story: Harry Hill rapped by TV Watchdogs

Harry Hill rapped by TV Watchdogs

TV Watchdog, Comoff, has come down hard on Harry Hill's show TV Burp. "Half way through every show," said Comoff chairperson, Charlene Sheen, "Harry Hill picks on two items, say a sandcastle and an igloo, and they have a fight." Comoff don't ha...

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Funny story: Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

Libya bombs neighborhood, Syria fires rockets--a pleasant reminder that there's shit going in places other than Iraq

HARFOLD, VT-The past week's worth of fighting in Syria and Libya has been seen as a breath of fresh air for those sick and tired of hearing about suicide bombings in Bagdad and Kabul. "Let someone else rip the shit out of each other," said a senio...

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Funny story: British Monarchy succession loop hole

British Monarchy succession loop hole

Brian Camden of Salford has found a loop hole in succession law that could see the end of the Windsor dynasty. The upshot of this is that despite waiting for decades, Charles will never attain the throne. "I've been studying succession law," said...

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Funny story: Amish and Hassidic Jews Get Into Brawl About Which Group Is More Backwards and Humble

Amish and Hassidic Jews Get Into Brawl About Which Group Is More Backwards and Humble

Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that. "Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...

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Funny story: Radio 2 and Radio 1 presenters in mass brawl

Radio 2 and Radio 1 presenters in mass brawl

Regular listeners to the BBC station "Radio 2" have been calling the broadcasting corporation's switchboard to query the absence of three regular presenters who have not been on the airwaves all week. Zoe Ball is currently sitting in for Ken Bru...

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Funny story: Peter Andre Scuffles With Fat Ad Man

Peter Andre Scuffles With Fat Ad Man

Astonishing news from the world of Showbiz where loveable heart-throb Peter Andre came to full on blows with The Go-Compare Man! The 2 men were on set filming a new commercial for the hugely popular series and during one of the breaks punches were...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Admits he hates Selena Gomzez!

Justin Bieber Admits he hates Selena Gomzez!

Yesterday, he was spotted almost punching Selena in the face until a fan came up to them both to ask for an autograph. The fan says she saw Justin about to punch Selena and he was cursing at her so she got mad and made sure nothing else bad happened...

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Funny story: Ricky Gervais Set Upon Backstage By Hollywood Elite At Golden Globes

Ricky Gervais Set Upon Backstage By Hollywood Elite At Golden Globes

With the question still burning as to what happened to Ricky Gervais, for the second half of the Golden Globe awards ceremony, an eyewitness has stepped forward to reveal a shocking revelation. Marty Wondergrist, star spotter and 'hanger-on', was...

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Funny story: Trouble Flares As Tubbies Slug It Out Over Last Cheeseburger

Trouble Flares As Tubbies Slug It Out Over Last Cheeseburger

Local kebab, pizza and burger entrepreneurial tycoon, Ali Bullo, today revealed how an unsavoury incident involving one of his burger vans in the early hours of this morning, ruined what had hitherto been an excellent evening's trading. The van c...

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