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Funny story: Could feminism molest Britain's swans?

Could feminism molest Britain's swans?

Here at the Mail, we ask the questions that nobody wants answered. Today we look at a problem that some scientists say, may or may not exist - Could Feminism be molesting Britain's Swans? Feminists - When they are not busy bringing about the destruction of the family unit or turning the male population into eunuchs, they are now turning their malicious harridan claws on Britain's much cherishe...

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Funny story: Andy Gray & Richard Keys Sexist? Well Knock Me Down With A Feather!

Andy Gray & Richard Keys Sexist? Well Knock Me Down With A Feather!

A leading feminist has expressed her utter bewilderment at the fuss surrounding Sky Sports presenters Andy Gray and Richard Keys. The pair were pulled from Monday night's presentation of the Bolton-Chelsea match following the embarrassing release...

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Funny story: Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Expense Account Fiddling MPs "Heroes" according to Harridan Harmon in Shocking Address!

Protected by a chic kevlar 'stab vest', Labour MP Harriet "Harridan" Harmon addressed her constituency in Camberwell & Peckham surrounded by a phalanx of armed security, and hailed her fellow fiddling MPs "heroes" for sending money 'home' so sup...

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Funny story: "Go! Nads! Go! Nads!" Thousands of Feminists Scream at BOP Voter Rally!

"Go! Nads! Go! Nads!" Thousands of Feminists Scream at BOP Voter Rally!

As Michele Bachmann, Christine O'Donnell, and Sarah Palin (BOP) took the stage yesterday in the second day of their: BOP Get Out the Vote Tour, thousands of feminists screamed, Go! Nads! Go! Nads! as the three women shadow boxed around the stage.

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Funny story: Women's football hits the big time

Women's football hits the big time

The Football League have caved in to pressure from feminists and are set to allocate a place in next season's N'power league 2 to a team of all stars from the women's game. The feminists, led by the new darling of the left, Millie Headband, have...

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Funny story: Men are better than women at everything

Men are better than women at everything

Feminisim is in crisis after a 10 year research study has concluded men are better than women at everything. Dr. Linda BeeAnn Professor Emeritus of Sweden's Centre for Gender and Equality studies: "We started out trying to prove women were being...

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Funny story: Daily Mail Article Provokes Feminist Backlash

Daily Mail Article Provokes Feminist Backlash

A seemingly innocuous Daily Mail fashion article describing the development of a spray-on fabric tee shirt has been slammed by feminists and subjected to a whole slew of bitchy remarks. Mail journalist, Laura Stott - a busty blonde size 10, posed...

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Funny story: Men To be Abolished By 2013

Men To be Abolished By 2013

Have you watched the television recently? I mean really watched it? Actually taken notice of what the adverts are implying? Not just what they're selling you, but the way in which they put their point across? I have, and I have noticed an extremel...

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Funny story: BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA the 'feminist airline!'

BA, Heathrow: BA the 'feminist airline, make little or no distinction between criminals and men in general. BA 'made businessman feel like child molester', After the flight he wrote to BA to complain. Although the airline apologised he was so ang...

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Funny story: USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry

USA Female submariners okay - Feminists angry

Newly released plans to allow women to serve on board US submarines has produced outrage amongst feminist groups. "While we agree that in general this is a good move, we are appalled at some of the overtly sexist suggestions that have been made by...

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Funny story: Feminists say Labour 'too extreme'

Feminists say Labour 'too extreme'

Leaders of the UK feminist movement urge voters to support the Conservatives and not Labour on 6th May. Les Byan, chair of the West Fotherington Feminists Alliance said today,"Us feminists believe in equal treatment between women and men. Labour h...

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Funny story: Next Dr Who will be female

Next Dr Who will be female

In accordance with the requirements under the Inequalities Act 2010 to discriminate in favour of women, the BBC have announced that the next Doctor Who MUST be female. A spokeswoman said,"As with all other media outlets, super-heroes must now all...

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Funny story: Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Harriet Harman admits men do exist

Following recent reports that Harriet Harman is 'leader-in-waiting' to take over from Gordon Brown following the election, she has moved to quell suggestions that she will remove the few remaining rights men have, if elected. In an under-cover in...

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Funny story: Police Investigation #9320: Missing 3rd Leg

Police Investigation #9320: Missing 3rd Leg

Freud Department of Discrimination University of VagLess Neverland, JD 48320 Dear Freud, I am writing to inform you that the Common Sense Buero is currently conducting a large scale investigation and are in need of your expert opinion. Below is a description of case: Background Information: 2 weeks ago a 18 yr old female who is a full time student, currently enrolled in an intro to...

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Funny story: Men will be extinct by the year 2050

Men will be extinct by the year 2050

Scientists are now predicting men will cease to be by the year 2050! Women will rule the planet and therefore all men will simply disappear due to irrelevance say the boffins. "Women have been able to conceive without men for years now, but at presen...

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Funny story: Feminism Finished! NOW closes offices across America

Feminism Finished! NOW closes offices across America

Is feminism finally finished? That seems to be the case today as Patti Cockburner, head of NOW's Media Relations Centre, announced the closing of all NOW offices across the United States. "There's no point anymore," siad Cockburner, citing the...

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Funny story: Women detest other women

Women detest other women

It is predicted that Chinese men will outnumber Chinese women in less than a few more years and this could create a gender imbalance that will leave millions of Chinese men without wives. It's assumed that this imbalance will create a surge in ma...

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