Moscow, Russia - Boris Meatchewski watched his television in anguish as many Western Corporations were shutting their doors in Russia. Why? The next day, Mr. Meatchewski's local MacDonald's, said they would be shutting their doors, too. "With no…
ALLIGATOR NUTS, Florida – (Satire News) – The fast food industry can be a dog-eat-dog industry; sorry that was a bad choice of words. Tabloid Today is reporting that the $2 billion a year franchise is venturing into new territorial waters. A s…
CALEXICO, California – (Satire News) – A spokesperson for the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain has just announced that the 71-year-old company will be implementing a new change to help boost their menu-item sales. Spokesperson Nanette Cowcaloochi,…
IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA, Virginia – (Satire News) – Five Guys Burgers first came into being in 1986, and now 35 years later, they have just announced that they will be changing their corporate name. Five Guys executives state that effective immediately…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The latest fast food poll taken by the nation’s number one polling organization, Quinnipinni, has shocked many fans of fast food eateries. Q Director Derek Waterwell, informed the national public that the extensive 11-mon…
LEXINGTON, Kentucky – (Satire News) – In a move to help increase sagging sales, KFC has decided to implement a new menu item. A spokesperson for the chicken giant, Filla Marshenco, 51, stated that starting in January 2022, all of the 23,802 KFC’s…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (Satire News) – The McDonalds Corporation is happy to announce that their McDonalds restaurant in downtown Kabul is having record sales. A spokesperson for Afghanistan’s national Two-Humped News Agency stated that since introd…
AVOCADO HEIGHTS, California – (Business Satire) – The Left Coast hamburger chain known as In-N-Out has just announced that it is in the process of changing it’s corporate name. The change, according to Mimosa Sabrosa with the Alpha Beta News Agenc…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The powers-that-be at McDonalds have just informed the fast-food buying public, that effective as-soon-as-humanly possible, their Big Mac burger buns will no longer be covered with all of those annoying sesame s…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – After years of contemplating a name change, the world’s #1 fast food restaurant chain has decided to officially change it’s corporate name. Hacienda Fiddle with Boom Boom News was the first to report on the b…
CORN COB, Iowa – (Satire News) – Word coming out of the Iowa evangelical rumor mills is that the Jack-in-the-Box restaurant chain is purchasing their curly fries from a food outlet in Afghanistan. BuzzFuzz reporter Taffeta Kixx learned that the Ta…
CICERO, Illinois – (Business Satire) – The McDonalds Corporation is always on the look-out for new and interesting food items to feature in their “Mc” meal menu. The Daily Max has just learned that their latest foray into the new item competition…
SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) – San Francisco Mayor London Breed, has told Food Fad Magazine that the Rockin’ & Rollin’ Egg Roll Food Truck is doing fantastic sales. She pointed out that she spoke to Ling Dinga Ling, the owner, who told her th…
PYONGYANG, North Korea – (Satire News) – North Korea’s Rice Paddy News Agency has stated that North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has requested that the In-N-Out burger chain build several of their restaurants in North Korea. Kim Jong-un recently stat…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The dreaded Coronavirus shut down lots of businesses and now that most have reopened they are finding that they are having a hard time filling the positions; even at McDonalds. The corporate heads at Mickey D’s say that e…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Corporate officials with McDonalds took the suggestion from San Francisco native, VP Kamala Harris and they have added a new menu item, which has gone through the roof. The vice-president, who says she eats an average of…
NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – In a move that will certainly increase their sales by astronomical numbers, Jack-in-the-Box has decided to add beer to their extensive menu. The idea of selling brewski’s was first proposed by Wally St. Sinclair, 48…
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