A Jet Blue flight to LA landed at Albuquerque's airport after passengers panicked over a bad smell in flight. The crew quickly determined that Nancy Grace had let a stinky fart rip, but under new anti-terrorism guidelines, the plane was diverted to A...
A Dyersburg, Tennessee resident was sentenced to 11 years in prison for causing a Delta airline flight to make an emergency landing due to his excessive farting. The incident occurred in June of 2014. When Zack Tillim, 32, boarded flight 2710 thi...
WASHINGTON, DC - President Barack Obama will unveil a plan to tax flatulent-producing foods in order to cut methane emissions from Americans during his remaining two years in the White House. The new "fart tax" - which will be formally unveiled on...
A press conference was held this morning in Rochester, Minnesota by a large group of the participants in the recent Mayo Clinic survey: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts). The group is contending that the survey was not only flawed by the...
HARFOLD, Vt - A new study at Harfold State College suggests that exposure to hydrogen sulfide gas, that is, what your body produces as bacteria breaks down food, could prevent mitochondria damage. This is good news for the Miss Harfold Diner which...
In an early morning press conference today in Rochester, Minnesota, the Mayo Clinic announced the results of its study of LYOF. The study titled: The heartbreak of LYOF (Loving your own farts) and sub-titled: Mankinds infatuation wirh flatulatio...
Al Gore and Michael Moore are planning to do a new movie and launch a major effort to stop so much cow flatulence from getting into the atmosphere. The going is slow right at present because of it being so hard to video a cow farting at just the r...
Office Park, NJ (New York Times) - Christina Worple, 38, an accountant who works in a local office building, says the person who sits in the cubicle next to her talks very loudly and often makes personal noises that she can hear clearly. Ms. Worpl...
President Barack Obama announced this morning that he had nationalized the North Carolina Fart Farms, an alternate energy resource founded this past year by the Reverend T. J. McCorkle. "It is an ill wind that blows no good," stated Rev. McCorkle upo...
Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts! "I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend. Justin's friend is one of many...
Scientists conducting experiments measuring the speed of the "wind from a duck's ass", had to stop their work due to cold weather. "Every time the duck farted, it was so cold the fart froze in place. We could not get an accurate reading to study...
Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...
Prominent scientist, Stephen Hawking stated today that both Greenpeace and other environmental groups are fighting a losing battle with nature. "There are about 7 billion people on the earth today. Let's say they have one good crap each day. Now I...
North Carolina fart fams received both ridicule and criticism when first announced by its founder Reverend T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC. Now, three major airlines have declared the air space around the facility a "no fly zone." Louisburg is in pa...
As public criticism and scepticism grows following news of the planned nuclear power plant to be built at Hinkley Point, Somerset, government insiders have divulged that alternative plans are also being considered. The word 'nuclear' appears to ha...
The Fart Farm alternate energy initiative originally started in North Carolina had gained support in the nation's Capital until late yesterday when it was revealed that a whistle blower within the NSA, referred to now in the agency as a fart blower,...
The Raleigh News & Observer clamed in a front page editorial this morning that Senator T. J. McCorkle of Louisburg had "fudged the data" in claiming that his proposed Fart Farms could solve the state's energy problems. "This is not the first time...
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