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Funny story: Organic farmers revel in muck

Organic farmers revel in muck

MUDBURY, UK - Organic farmers raising swine have gathered by the hundreds in Mudbury to celebrate the scientific justification of their farming habits. Following upon publication in the famous science journal Nurture News that 'Dirty pigs are healthy...

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Funny story: Is Google responsible for farmer's hat crop damage?

Is Google responsible for farmer's hat crop damage?

New information has come to light regarding the Devon farmer who lost his hat. This morning's story about a farmer carving the word 'Googe' into his wheat field prompted a response from Google, who created a commemorative logo page, complete with a...

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Funny story: Mad Farmer Carves 'Googe' into Wheat Field After Sun Hat Blows Away

Mad Farmer Carves 'Googe' into Wheat Field After Sun Hat Blows Away

In what seems to have been a fit of pique, a farmer in Devon has cut a message into his own crops after a freak wind blew his favourite sun hat away. The single word, Googe, is thought to be a slang word for rough sex, and why he thought this was a...

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Funny story: This is good shit!

This is good shit!

ROCKWOOD, PA-- PETA, and the rest of the "scientific" turd for brains asswipes who say that dairy farming is degrading to bovines and produces nothing but bull shit and methane gas that destroys the ozone can relax their tight asses, if that is at al...

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Funny story: Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

Devon Farmer in Freak Cucumber Accident

A Devon farmer is today recovering in hospital following a freak accident in his field yesterday,which resulted in a full helicopter rescue and airlift to hospital. The farmer, believed to be in his 40's,has been a victim of the recent credit crun...

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Funny story: Ball Shall Go To The Ewe

Ball Shall Go To The Ewe

A testicle grown in a laboratory on the back of a genetically modified mouse called Atlas has been successfully transplanted into a female sheep. The sheep can now reproduce without the requirement for mating or artificial insemination. Scienti...

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Funny story: Obama to Reveal New Collectivist Farm Society

Obama to Reveal New Collectivist Farm Society

Washington (IPP) - President elect Obama has declared himself president and has had George W. Bush evicted from the White House. Obama has called for a 6:00 PM press conference to announce that America will be shifting to a collectivist style agra...

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Funny story: Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Michele Bachmann: Reduce Farming Costs by Feeding Cattle Liberals

Minneapolis, Minn. -- In an interview with a Twin Cities' radio station today, Minnesota rep. Michele Bachmann floated the idea of providing struggling American farmers with free feed and fertilizer consisting of ground up liberals. "It's a win/w...

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Funny story: Organic lobby defy GM experts

Organic lobby defy GM experts

The famous 'Fearsome Twosome', carrot farmer Paddy Hold'em and Mrs Trellis of North Wales yesterday cricised two leading lights of the scientific world by claiming that their's was the only really natural method of farming and that any attempts to ca...

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Funny story: Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

Obama Comment Enrages Hog Farmers

(Greenville, NC) Local hog farmers here are outraged by Senator Obama's latest comments comparing Sarah Palin to pig by saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" in reference to her. According to a Wilbur Suskind, spokesman f...

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Funny story: Huge rise in farming efficiency expected

Huge rise in farming efficiency expected

Scientists working to end the global food crisis have made a breakthrough which will help farmers to be more efficient. "We have managed to breed a whole new range of farm workers who will work all the hours for little or no pay." said Professor H...

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Funny story: German farmer gets double penis implant

German farmer gets double penis implant

A German farmer who lost his penis in a accident, has become the first man ever to receive a double penis implant. The farmer lost his original penis, when his wife discovered that he had engaged in bestiality with sheep and goats and mutilated...

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Funny story: Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Organic Farmers Claim 'We could feed the world'

Lord Mucker and his companion Peter Hold'em claimed last week that their 'natural farming systems' could feed the world given half a chance.

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Funny story: Horror In Argentina As GM Crops Attack Farmer

Horror In Argentina As GM Crops Attack Farmer

In what is thought to be the first such incident of its kind in Latin America, GM crops are being blamed for an unprovoked attack on a 58-year-old farmer in Argentina.

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Funny story: Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Lots of Girls join Aussie Farms

Traditionally a male domain, vast Cattle ranches in the Australian Outback are being inundated by record numbers of job-seeking girls from all over the World. Ranch owners are facing acute recruitment problems because so many 'Co...

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Funny story: Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Lucky Man finds hay in needle-stack - now no need to become a Hooker

Canadian farmer, Billy Rudnik, was one lucky guy yesterday after he discovered a bale of hay in a stack of needles his wife kept stored in an outhouse.

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Funny story: California opens as God's theme park of natural disaster

California opens as God's theme park of natural disaster

Governor Aaaald Schwarzenegger announced today that the state of California will open as the world's first theme park of natural disaster. The decision came after Schwarzenegger, and a board of Haas avocado farmers got together to plan strategies...

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