A barbecue at a local area family's home sparked a pretend call for help Sunday afternoon. The youngest daughter of Christopher and Adriana Baker of Harlingen proceeded to call for assistance after witnessing her father lighting the grill in prep...
For area mother, Adriana Baker, a recent trip to the local Petsmart for hamster bedding turned into an experience she would like to forget. "I can't explain how it all started and I suppose it should have occurred to me in advance but it didn't",...
The Baker family of Harlingen has a new pet and experts are speculating that it may be possessed by the Devil. 'Ginny', an otherwise unremarkable guinea pig was recently acquired by the family's matriarch, Adriana Baker from the wife of a principal i...
After getting out of bed around 2:45am Thursday morning for a drink of water, area resident Christopher Baker could scarcely believe his eyes when he peeked into the guest bath and noticed the total mess the girls made in there. The girls in quest...
A Kansas mother is praising neighbor Nick Harris as "Superman" after her six-year-old daughter told her Harris somehow found the strength to lift a car off her. The girl escaped with minor injuries after she was pinned under the vehicle. "He reall...
Peyoriah, Iraq - Police in a Baghdad suburb are looking for a man suspected of running down his daughter because she was becoming too "Iraqi-ized" and was not living according to their traditional American values. Police say 48-year-old Phil Holli...
Dear family, After much soul searching- and with the help of a bottle of malt liquor- I have decided to kill myself. I know I've always said that "you'll outlive me over my dead body," but circumstances have changed. You might be sad about my impending death, but we both know it's for the best. There's no denying that I'm a lousy wife, mother, poker player, ventriloquist and type setter.
It is an understatement to say that the Hew family had a blast at their recent family reunion. Hews gathered from all around the globe last weekend in Bum Funk Egypt, Arkansas to celebrate their last name, it is estimated that there were around three hundred in attendance. It was an entertaining weekend for all. There were games for the kids like pin the tail on the donkey and bobbing for appl...
In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread. "The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...
Virginia used to be for lovers but at the VD-RP-HO (the Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage), lovers are left with only a Natural Family Planning gift box with fertility testing lithmus paper, a basal temp thermometer and a gu...
The World Toilet Lid Courtesy Council issued a new set of recommendations for toilet seat use Monday. Citing toilet seat position a the number five cause of divorce worldwide, the council believes their new guidelines will increase family harmony and...
Huruma, Kenya - The 86 year old granny of Barack Obama reported to newspapers that Wednesday robbers broke into her modest home to steal her solar panels. She was quoted as saying that she now fears for her safety. The burglars broke down the oct...
(New Jersey) For the first time in recent memory, The Mitchell family enjoyed a pleasant Sunday dinner with out all the psychotic behavior that occurs during family meals.
Recently, I attended a "wake" and it gave me pause. While my life has been devoted to family and service, no small part of it has also been devoted to sarcasm, cynicism, and irony intermingled with equal portions of low- and high-brow humor.
Bill Clinton joked with his family cook according to Vanity Fair.
PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.
The American cable channel Bravo has introduced a divine new reality show featuring a family already beloved by millions around the world. Having relocated from Nazareth, Mary, Joseph, and a teenage Jesus Christ adjust to a life away from the barren Middle East and immersed in the fertility of Orange County. TheSpoof.com has acquire an excerpt of the transcript from the first episode.
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