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Funny story: Family's New Pet Possessed By Devil, Experts Say

Family's New Pet Possessed By Devil, Experts Say

The Baker family of Harlingen has a new pet and experts are speculating that it may be possessed by the Devil. 'Ginny', an otherwise unremarkable guinea pig was recently acquired by the family's matriarch, Adriana Baker from the wife of a principal i...

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Funny story: Area Man Can't Believe The Mess The Girls Made in the Bathroom

Area Man Can't Believe The Mess The Girls Made in the Bathroom

After getting out of bed around 2:45am Thursday morning for a drink of water, area resident Christopher Baker could scarcely believe his eyes when he peeked into the guest bath and noticed the total mess the girls made in there. The girls in quest...

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Funny story: Kansas Dad Somehow Lifts Car Off Six-Year-Old Girl

Kansas Dad Somehow Lifts Car Off Six-Year-Old Girl

A Kansas mother is praising neighbor Nick Harris as "Superman" after her six-year-old daughter told her Harris somehow found the strength to lift a car off her. The girl escaped with minor injuries after she was pinned under the vehicle. "He reall...

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Funny story: Police:Dad ran over "Iraqi-ized" daughter

Police:Dad ran over "Iraqi-ized" daughter

Peyoriah, Iraq - Police in a Baghdad suburb are looking for a man suspected of running down his daughter because she was becoming too "Iraqi-ized" and was not living according to their traditional American values. Police say 48-year-old Phil Holli...

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Funny story: Suicide Note

Suicide Note

Dear family, After much soul searching- and with the help of a bottle of malt liquor- I have decided to kill myself. I know I've always said that "you'll outlive me over my dead body," but circumstances have changed. You might be sad about my impending death, but we both know it's for the best. There's no denying that I'm a lousy wife, mother, poker player, ventriloquist and type setter.

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Funny story: An Explosive Family Reunion

An Explosive Family Reunion

It is an understatement to say that the Hew family had a blast at their recent family reunion. Hews gathered from all around the globe last weekend in Bum Funk Egypt, Arkansas to celebrate their last name, it is estimated that there were around three hundred in attendance. It was an entertaining weekend for all. There were games for the kids like pin the tail on the donkey and bobbing for appl...

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Funny story: Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

Disease Control Warns: Swine Flu May Actually Enjoy Alcohol Based Hand-Sanitizers

In a press release Thursday, a disease control representative warned that alcohol based hand sanitizers are not effective against swine flu, and may in fact be promoting its spread. "The data is still coming in, but preliminary reports point to an...

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Funny story: Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage: Science and Religion Submerger

Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage: Science and Religion Submerger

Virginia used to be for lovers but at the VD-RP-HO (the Virginia Divine Retribution Pharmacy, Hospice and Orphanage), lovers are left with only a Natural Family Planning gift box with fertility testing lithmus paper, a basal temp thermometer and a gu...

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Funny story: International Council Issues Toilet Seat Use Guidelines

International Council Issues Toilet Seat Use Guidelines

The World Toilet Lid Courtesy Council issued a new set of recommendations for toilet seat use Monday. Citing toilet seat position a the number five cause of divorce worldwide, the council believes their new guidelines will increase family harmony and...

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Funny story: Barack Obama's grandmother moves into shanty with Barack's brother for safety

Barack Obama's grandmother moves into shanty with Barack's brother for safety

Huruma, Kenya - The 86 year old granny of Barack Obama reported to newspapers that Wednesday robbers broke into her modest home to steal her solar panels. She was quoted as saying that she now fears for her safety. The burglars broke down the oct...

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Funny story: Dysfunctional Family Enjoys Incident Free Meal

Dysfunctional Family Enjoys Incident Free Meal

(New Jersey) For the first time in recent memory, The Mitchell family enjoyed a pleasant Sunday dinner with out all the psychotic behavior that occurs during family meals.

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Funny story: It's My Funeral!

It's My Funeral!

Recently, I attended a "wake" and it gave me pause. While my life has been devoted to family and service, no small part of it has also been devoted to sarcasm, cynicism, and irony intermingled with equal portions of low- and high-brow humor.

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Funny story: Bill Clinton joked with female family cook

Bill Clinton joked with female family cook

Bill Clinton joked with his family cook according to Vanity Fair.

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Funny story: Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

Dinner Conversation Revolves Around Mashed Potatoes For 15 Minutes

PORT JEFFERSON, NY -- With the table conversation quickly running dry at the Johannigans family Memorial Day Weekend dinner, somebody needed to step up and re-energize it. As members of the family poked around at their food desperately searching their minds for a thought to vocalize, the lingering silence continued, demanding to be broken. But most were held speechless.

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Funny story: Had Jesus Been Born in 90210

Had Jesus Been Born in 90210

The American cable channel Bravo has introduced a divine new reality show featuring a family already beloved by millions around the world. Having relocated from Nazareth, Mary, Joseph, and a teenage Jesus Christ adjust to a life away from the barren Middle East and immersed in the fertility of Orange County. TheSpoof.com has acquire an excerpt of the transcript from the first episode.

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Funny story: Christmaski 1990

Christmaski 1990

On Christmas morning of 1990 around 4 am, I opened every gift addressed to me before any other family members were awake. I arrived before the colossal Christmas tree, which looked dominating next to my grandmother who was snoring violently on the fold-out couch. My eyeballs were the size of dinner plates as I quietly rummaged around for the boxes that said 'To: Timmy.' Whether they wer...

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Funny story: Family of Kuntz Reunited

Family of Kuntz Reunited

A family has been reunited after the chance answering of a letter printed in an Idaho newspaper.

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