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Funny story: LIKE Me...Or Else!

LIKE Me...Or Else!

An example of social media run amok was reported this week in a small town twenty miles north of NYC. Several people reported that they were "mugged" by a masked man who emerged, brandishing a gun, from the bushes. He instructed the victims to pr...

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Funny story: Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated

As a public service, the Alliance for Millennial Entitlement and Legitimacy has recently issued a definitive list of those core characteristics which describe this confident, great generation. The official list of Millennial Core Characteristics follows: Their multi-tasking prowess is asserted by tokeing joints while texting and fiddling with piercings when on the freeway at speed. Video ga...

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Funny story: Facebook Privacy Update Backfires on users

Facebook Privacy Update Backfires on users

In a world in which most online users are quick to copy and paste any post without verification or research the more tech savy hackers and online "Hacktavists" have once again used the "sheeple" of the internet to spread their message thru malware. T...

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Funny story: Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

Religious Group Launches Its Own Facebook

A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...

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Funny story: Twitter declares itself mad!

Twitter declares itself mad!

Social media giant, Twitter, has declared itself insane and several white vans driven by men with straight jackets in their hands (difficult that) were seen entering their HQ in Silicone Valley! The reason for this astonishing declaration is obvio...

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Funny story: What kind of Facebook quizzer are you?

What kind of Facebook quizzer are you?

What kind of Facebook quizzer are you? Answer these simple questions to find out. 1. When you see a Facebook quiz to find out what kind of soap star, 1960s pop song, nineteenth century German philosopher or piece of bedroom furniture you are, do you... (a) Do it straight away and take it really seriously? (b) Do it straight away in an ironic way? (c) Skip it and write a facetious comment i...

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Funny story: Ted Cruz Blocked On Facebook By His Own Mother

Ted Cruz Blocked On Facebook By His Own Mother

Texas Senator and presidential hopeful Ted Cruz (R), in an emotional interview with Fox News pundit Bill O'Reilly, revealed that his own mother recently blocked him on Facebook. This unprecedented act of maternal indifference comes at a very str...

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Funny story: Facebook creates new app that tells you when someone is masturbating over your profile picture

Facebook creates new app that tells you when someone is masturbating over your profile picture

Social media giant Facebook announced today that a new app will be on their website that informs users when someone is masturbating over their profile picture. Facebook creator Zuckerberg revealed in a demonstration yesterday in Los Angeles, how...

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Funny story: FarceBook bans genitals, buttocks, nipples and assholes, Spoof editor reacts

FarceBook bans genitals, buttocks, nipples and assholes, Spoof editor reacts

Cyberspace - The editor of a satirical online organ has reacted to headlines about sexually explicit apertures spamming the site. TheSpoof.com's fearless editor says he's banning selfies of full-blown assholes - whether digitally enhanced or snot.

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Funny story: Facebook junkie believes deleting his page is not an option anymore

Facebook junkie believes deleting his page is not an option anymore

After a brief profile re-vamp, it was clear to John McCarthy, 24, that he is a well-respected man. He had received a monstrous 27 likes in two hours when he changed his profile picture a few days ago. It was clear to John that more than just a select few from his friends list (which includes his parents), have a close connection with him. "I felt very emotional knowing that so many people cared...

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Funny story: Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

Queen Joins Facebook, Mad Because Kate Won't Friend Her

London, England-Queen Elizabeth, in a flurry of technological and social networking, had just recently sent out her first Tweet. It has since been reported that the Queen joined Facebook a week ago. She spent the first couple of days playing Farm...

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Funny story: Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook crashes after bot attack

Facebook, the ever so popular, and somewhat indispensable social network, crashed last night, and stayed down for over an hour due to a bot attack, but not the usual bot attack. "Normally," said Facebook's security guru, Kerry Katona, "bot attacks...

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Funny story: Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Local Teen Wants More People To Not Get Him: Wants to be more mysterious

Cumberland, MN - A local teenager is frustrated that not more people don't get him and don't consider him a brooding deep-thinker who they find intriguingly mysterious. Austin Smithers, 17, who is a junior at Walter Mondale High School in Cumberl...

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Funny story: Facebook made me transgender!

Facebook made me transgender!

Facebook have been at it again, manipulating people through their 'social experiments', well this time, they have gone to far for one woman from Kendal. "Facebook made me transgender," said Caroline Meechan from Kendal. "I used to be Charles Meech...

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Funny story: Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook wikipedia entry broken

Facebook refused to comment recently when an embarrassing mistake was made in their official wikipedia entry. The mistake has been fixed up now but drew countless giggles from the far flung corners of the globe. The entry listed their illustrious...

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Funny story: Online 'Banter' Annoys People

Online 'Banter' Annoys People

Anyone that finishes a comment on social media with 'lol, banter', is officially not involved in any 'banter' and lessens their circle of online friends by 7 people every time the statement is made. With the number of online users of Facebook and...

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Funny story: 67% of all happy Facebook updates posted by people with miserable lives, study

67% of all happy Facebook updates posted by people with miserable lives, study

HARFOLD, Vt. - A study released this week by Harfold State College indicates that at least two out of every three happy Facebook status updates are posted by pathetic sons-of-bitches with miserable lives. Junior Bertrand Russell produced his Faceb...

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