BILLINGSGATE POST: On January 15, 2019, the only man in the world with a tattoo of Richard Nixon on his back, was apprehended by a FBI Swat Team in the early morning hours at his home in Florida. Newly-revealed TOP SECRET documents decoded by BIL…
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump has been sent a registered letter informing him that he has to get tested for the Coronavirus as soon as possible. The FBI, The CIA, and even The Ku Klux Klan are demanding that the Trumpster get checked out.
BILLINGSGATE POST: A potential apocalypse averted: Outmanned and outgunned, the albino raccoon hairpiece of President Trump surrendered to FBI Storm Troopers early this morning. In an audacious mix of chutzpah and downright arrogance, the FBI strik...
BILLINGSGATE POST: As the owner of two Yorkies, Roger Stone knows how scary it must have been for the FBI Storm Troopers who were terrorized by his little babies when they came to arrest him at dawn at his home in Fort Lauderdale. As the master o...
A man accused of attempting to impersonate the US president, Donald Trump, has been arrested by police in Washington, DC. The man, whose true identity has not yet been established, was apprehended in the Safeway supermarket in Fairlington, where h...
Reports continue that occupants of the Washington D.C. area have been distracted by a mysterious odor, difficult to identify. Apparatus to cover the mouth and nostrils--plus gas masks--is seeing an uptick in sales this holiday season. The comme...
Former Director of the FBI, James Comey is again in the spotlight due to his latest novel, which some believe shows autobiographical elements. On the Cement with a Boot on My Head is a sensational spy-novel type thriller with its protagonist stron...
White House sources say that President Donald Trump is to hold conference talks with new Manchester United signing, fresh-faced, good-looking golden boy, and 'brick shithouse', Harry Maguire. The pair will talk on a variety of issues, including f...
WASHINGTON DC - Former FBI Director Robert Swan Mueller III had NO—F*CKING—CLUE as he sat before the House Judiciary Committee, trying to answer questions about a so-called "Mueller Report." After the incredibly sad performance of the Special Counsel...
WASHINGTON DC - The Democrats called Robert Mueller to testify in a Congressional Hearing about the Special Counsel investigation regarding accusations that Donald Trump acted as an agent of the KGB. Unfortunately, it appears that Mueller's performan...
Washington ‘Swamp’ D.C. - CSPANT Cable News Nutwork reports that Mule-Error received a cruel horse-whipping early this morning. Reportedly, he won’t be able to sit for weeks. Southern plantation slave owners abused the poor old crime-hound until he...
Not shying away from applying antiquated and little-used statutes in the interest of protecting the United States government from the actions of journalists, federal prosecutors have added a 19th count to the 18-count indictment against Wikileaks fou...
Today Canadian officials sheepishly admitted to a plot to take over the United States by slowly causing Americans' health to fail. Knowing the state of American healthcare, the idea was to overload the system with bad backs, knees and ankles. How?...
Washington AC/DC, USA - (ReUterus): Fans of presidential mouthpiece Sarah Huckabee Sanders are wondering if ex-Clinton intern Monica Lewinsky is related to Trump’s skew-faced press secretary who has been outed telling porkies about the FBI. The t...
Washington AC/DC - (Up Yer Ass Mess): President Trump fired FBI Director James Comey because a severed horse’s head ‘suddenly appeared in the First Lady’s White House four-poster’ the US Attorney General has told Congress. In a four-page memo exc...
Washington - (Rotters): The former FBI Director was fired by Donald Trump because a top secret KGB intelligence report named James Comey as the most likely next President of the United States. Compiled by the heads of Russian, Chinese and Iranian...
WASHINGTON DC - Another former FBI official who was fired for "misconduct" has written another "Tell All" book with the typical DC criticism of President Donald Trump. Breaking with the "old tradition" of keeping secrets and honoring non-disclosure a...
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