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Funny story: Democracy Indicted for the Crucifixion

Democracy Indicted for the Crucifixion

Democracy has been indicted for the Crucifixion crime at Golgotha, a spokesman for the International Court of Justice at The Hague said. The trial will begin this summer at the Peace Palace. The question "Jesus or Barabbas?" is well-known as the q...

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Funny story: Pope delivers muddled Easter message

Pope delivers muddled Easter message

Pope Benedictine XIV today delivered a rather muddled Easter message in Rome today, causing much confusion amongst the thousands of faithful gathered there, and even some heckling. 'Ave Romani', the German said, 'today is Easter Sunday, and I stan...

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Funny story: Jade Goody to rise on Easter Day

Jade Goody to rise on Easter Day

Jade Goody's publicist Max Clitoris has today confirmed that it is Jade Goody's intention to be resurrected next Sunday. Speaking today, Clitoris said "After years of being crucified by the popular press it is now time for Jade to rise again. Her...

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Funny story: Jesus To Save The Toon

Jesus To Save The Toon

Jesus Christ has been give the job of saving Newcastle United from plunging into the pit of Hell (known as the Championship). In a shock move Newcastle owner Jack Pharisee said "We expect Jesus to be hailed when he arrives at St James' Park. The f...

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Funny story: Bishop Hot, Cross and Bothered Over Holy Bun Baker Clash

Bishop Hot, Cross and Bothered Over Holy Bun Baker Clash

A Church of England Bishop has complained that by making Hot Cross Buns all year round bakers are detracting from the church's message. The Very Reverend Dr Cecil Pew said "One really wonders why they have to make these buns all year round. The cross...

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Funny story: Easter Cancelled as Okabokaflongo kills Benny the Bunny

Easter Cancelled as Okabokaflongo kills Benny the Bunny

Easter has unfortunately been cancelled this year due to the sudden death of the Easter Bunny. Benny the Bunny died earlier this evening at the Elephant & Castle roundabout crushed beneath the wheels of learner driver Sharon Okabokaflongo!...

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Funny story: Easter Cutbacks Planned

Easter Cutbacks Planned

Standing amidst a field of tulips and lilies, Peter Cottontail made an unprecedented public appearance today to announce yet another disheartening round of bad news for the ailing economy. Rising prices for sugar and spice and all things nice have se...

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Funny story: Easter Bunny Nearly Caught; Gnaws Off Own Leg To Freedom

Easter Bunny Nearly Caught; Gnaws Off Own Leg To Freedom

A withered, battered, and betrayed Easter Bunny held a press conference earlier today to announce his retirement from the Easter holiday. Sometime late last night, the folks living on the 800 block of Cedar Street were awaken by an earth-shat...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown will celebrate Easter this Christmas

Gordon Brown will celebrate Easter this Christmas

UK Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, will celebrate Easter this Christmas. The clumsy PM, in a doorstop with press correspondents, declared that he and his family would "be hanging out the sacks in anticipation of a rewarding visit from the Easter Bunny"...

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Funny story: StallWallScrawl.cum: The Lusty Month of May!

StallWallScrawl.cum: The Lusty Month of May!

Did you take it in the queaster on Easter?...

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Funny story: StallScrawl.cum- The Passover-Easter season

StallScrawl.cum- The Passover-Easter season

Here cums Peter's cotton tail and a certain Senator's toe goes a tap tap tapping!...

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Funny story: Rev. Wright Slams Easter Bunny, Hillary Clinton Lies About Easter Celebration

Rev. Wright Slams Easter Bunny, Hillary Clinton Lies About Easter Celebration

A new video of Barack Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright, has surfaced on the internet, this one of Rev. Wright's Easter sermon. Rev. Wright expressed his outrage towards the childhood legend, the Easter Bunny.

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Funny story: Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Health Secretary Big B. Johnson has said an "accommodation" will be reached for MPs who are opposed to parts of a controversial embryo research bill.

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Funny story: Pope's Easter Message Condemns USA, Israel

Pope's Easter Message Condemns USA, Israel

VATICAN CITY (FMLiveWire) - Pope Benedict condemned the hatred and violence of the warmongering Americans and Israelis in his Easter message on Sunday.

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Funny story: White House Easter Egg Roll

White House Easter Egg Roll

Tradition sought a date with ethical consumerism at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll where eggs used for the event were certified by APPPA (Americans Pastured Poultry Producers' Association) as having been laid by free range chickens. Prob...

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Funny story: Easter Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested

Easter Cancelled - Easter Bunny Arrested

Millions of children will go eggless this Sunday as the Eater Bunny is rotting in a prison cell and will not be able to make his usual delivery.

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Funny story: Bookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours

Bookmakers condemn Church's cynical Good Friday opening hours

London - (Sacrilegious Mess): Up to 10,000 churches have opened for the first time on Good Friday since the government relaxed laws about gambling with people's credulity last year.

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