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Funny story: Stephen Hawking set to star in 'Emmerdale'

Stephen Hawking set to star in 'Emmerdale'

'Emmerdale' has received criticism recently over the lack of a wheelchair-bound character in their cast. Both 'Eastenders' and 'Coronation Sreet' appear to be complying with politically-correct guidelines, with characters Adam Best and Izzy Armstr...

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Funny story: EastEnders planning to nuke the Queen Vic

EastEnders planning to nuke the Queen Vic

EastEnders scriptwriters have revealed the Queen Victoria pub will be destroyed in a nuclear explosion as part of a major storyline later this year. The scenes will allow them to move to a completely new set to coincide with a move to high defini...

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Funny story: Eastenders cast voted "least attractive"

Eastenders cast voted "least attractive"

What kind of people follow soap opera plots? Do they eat properly? Are they nice to their families? Do they have the same friends a month later? Are they safe to drive a car? We may never know the answers to these questions because 15 million people...

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Funny story: David Cameron To Ban EastEnders

David Cameron To Ban EastEnders

New British Prime Minister David Cameron has today delivered his first speech as the nation's leader, and has announced his intention to ban any further broadcasts of the BBC1 show EastEnders. Cameron told a massed media gathering outside number 1...

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Funny story: Ex-EastEnders' Kara Tointon Named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model

Ex-EastEnders' Kara Tointon Named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model

LONDON - Kara Tointon was thrilled to announce that she has just been named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model by the highly reputable U.K. magazine Knickers Illustrated. The 27-year-old Tointon used to appear on the BBC soap opera EastEnders. Ka...

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Funny story: Brown Windsor Admits "I'll Miss My Soap Role"

Brown Windsor Admits "I'll Miss My Soap Role"

Brown Windsor is preparing to say goodbye from the hit UK soap "Downing Street" He is expected to be written out of the show by the writing team before the end of spring. Windsor has played the part of Gordon, the landlord of the Queen Vic. During...

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Funny story: Jihad Jane claims "I Didn't Do it"

Jihad Jane claims "I Didn't Do it"

Jihad Jane the alleged female terrorist has appeared in court in Philadelphia charged with a terrorist plot. Jihad Jane however when asked how do you plead said "I Didn't Do It". The Blonde with a face like a half chewed caramel has put in as spe...

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Funny story: 'Eastenders' Desperately Hyped

'Eastenders' Desperately Hyped

As ratings fell heavily down on Walford, a borough of East London, Peggy Mitchell opened the doors of the Queen Vic and another episode of the feeble once-popular soap opera 'Eastenders' began. ''Allo, Peggy', Dot Cotton said to her in that voice that sounds like an undertaker on Prozac's as she went into that public house, 'can I have my usual please?' 'One strychnine wiv arsenic coming up',...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods to star in Eastenders

Tiger Woods to star in Eastenders

His performance could be described as wooden, but Tiger Wood's acting debut, where he read out something called an apology, impressed the producers of Eastenders so much that they have offered him a part in London's most popular soap opera. Millio...

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Funny story: Millions Tune In To East European Enders

Millions Tune In To East European Enders

East European Enders, the popular show about everyday Moscow folk has received a ratings boost following its live, one hour special. In the show, based around the Joe Stalin public house, the characters get involved in all sorts of illegal activity,...

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Funny story: Eastenders Actor Says "I Didn't Do It"

Eastenders Actor Says "I Didn't Do It"

In a live episode of the Soap Eastenders actor Charlie Clements who plays the character Bradley Branning was seen fall off a roof but things were not as they seemed later we caught up with Charlie Clements and he said "I didn't Do It" Clements or...

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Funny story: BBC insider who leaked "Who Killed Archie" secret will be found and punished

BBC insider who leaked "Who Killed Archie" secret will be found and punished

It has been announced that the person who revealed the identity of the Killer of Archie from Eastenders will be found and punished. The insiders sensationally broke the news of who killed Archie in a live internet broadcast to the nation just t...

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Funny story: Barack Obama doesn't appear in 'Eastenders'

Barack Obama doesn't appear in 'Eastenders'

US President Barack Hussein Obama today wasn't invited to appear in UK television soap opera 'Eastenders', but as the planned script for her appearance in that episode had to be thrown into the bin - after being censored, of course, by TheFeeblechild.yawn - but this reporter managed to get a copy of it, and here it is: '[scene: inside the 'Queen Vic' pub in Walcot, London. England. Where green...

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Funny story: Danny Dyer to be given his own Postcode

Danny Dyer to be given his own Postcode

Danny Dyer has announced that he is to be given his own East End Postcode. The 32-year-old actor admitted that he no longer considers himself an actor and is now officially a London Postal District. Dyer, who previously had his own Deadliest M...

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Funny story: Eastenders To Be Made In India

Eastenders To Be Made In India

Classic British soap Eastenders is to be made in India as a cost-cutting measure by the BBC. The drama, which is set in the East End of old London town, will now be made on the outskirts of Dehli, where shanty towns similar to Mile End and Stepney...

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Funny story: Danniella Westbrook to present Songs of Praise

Danniella Westbrook to present Songs of Praise

Danniella Westbrook is set to return to our screens next month when she becomes the regular presenter of the BBC's flagship religious programme Songs of Praise, rather than accepting an offer to return to Eastenders. The former soap star has had a...

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Funny story: Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe

Patsy Palmer 'Livid' After Comic Relief Saggy Boob Jibe

In sensational scenes on 'Comic Relief Does the Apprentice' to be screened tonight, Patsy Palmer is seen attacking Ultimo Lingerie boss Michele Mone, with a DD underwired, padded bodyshaper after the multi-millionaire claimed that even her range of s...

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