It can be revealed what the future of the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square on the BBC's long running soap opera, Eastenders, holds. Although the BBC hope that the current Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor, reigns for many a year yet to come, they...
EastEnders fans are being told to brace themselves for "the most gruesome scene in British soap history." The scene, which is to air next week, will show Walford's regular fat slapper, Pat Butcher, tucking into a bacon sandwich when her face sudd...
Eastenders hard man and current crack cocaine addict Phil Mitchell is set to appear in the soaps most controversial storyline yet - he will become addicted to writing spoofs. The crippling addiction begins after Mitchell gets bored of crack in...
'Emmerdale' has received criticism recently over the lack of a wheelchair-bound character in their cast. Both 'Eastenders' and 'Coronation Sreet' appear to be complying with politically-correct guidelines, with characters Adam Best and Izzy Armstr...
EastEnders scriptwriters have revealed the Queen Victoria pub will be destroyed in a nuclear explosion as part of a major storyline later this year. The scenes will allow them to move to a completely new set to coincide with a move to high defini...
What kind of people follow soap opera plots? Do they eat properly? Are they nice to their families? Do they have the same friends a month later? Are they safe to drive a car? We may never know the answers to these questions because 15 million people...
New British Prime Minister David Cameron has today delivered his first speech as the nation's leader, and has announced his intention to ban any further broadcasts of the BBC1 show EastEnders. Cameron told a massed media gathering outside number 1...
LONDON - Kara Tointon was thrilled to announce that she has just been named Great Britain's Top Underwear Model by the highly reputable U.K. magazine Knickers Illustrated. The 27-year-old Tointon used to appear on the BBC soap opera EastEnders. Ka...
Brown Windsor is preparing to say goodbye from the hit UK soap "Downing Street" He is expected to be written out of the show by the writing team before the end of spring. Windsor has played the part of Gordon, the landlord of the Queen Vic. During...
Jihad Jane the alleged female terrorist has appeared in court in Philadelphia charged with a terrorist plot. Jihad Jane however when asked how do you plead said "I Didn't Do It". The Blonde with a face like a half chewed caramel has put in as spe...
As ratings fell heavily down on Walford, a borough of East London, Peggy Mitchell opened the doors of the Queen Vic and another episode of the feeble once-popular soap opera 'Eastenders' began. ''Allo, Peggy', Dot Cotton said to her in that voice that sounds like an undertaker on Prozac's as she went into that public house, 'can I have my usual please?' 'One strychnine wiv arsenic coming up',...
His performance could be described as wooden, but Tiger Wood's acting debut, where he read out something called an apology, impressed the producers of Eastenders so much that they have offered him a part in London's most popular soap opera. Millio...
East European Enders, the popular show about everyday Moscow folk has received a ratings boost following its live, one hour special. In the show, based around the Joe Stalin public house, the characters get involved in all sorts of illegal activity,...
In a live episode of the Soap Eastenders actor Charlie Clements who plays the character Bradley Branning was seen fall off a roof but things were not as they seemed later we caught up with Charlie Clements and he said "I didn't Do It" Clements or...
It has been announced that the person who revealed the identity of the Killer of Archie from Eastenders will be found and punished. The insiders sensationally broke the news of who killed Archie in a live internet broadcast to the nation just t...
US President Barack Hussein Obama today wasn't invited to appear in UK television soap opera 'Eastenders', but as the planned script for her appearance in that episode had to be thrown into the bin - after being censored, of course, by TheFeeblechild.yawn - but this reporter managed to get a copy of it, and here it is: '[scene: inside the 'Queen Vic' pub in Walcot, London. England. Where green...
Danny Dyer has announced that he is to be given his own East End Postcode. The 32-year-old actor admitted that he no longer considers himself an actor and is now officially a London Postal District. Dyer, who previously had his own Deadliest M...
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